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Slimey and swimming through the water,
Big, thick, and bulky,
I devour anything with my void of a mouth.
Strongest fish muscles,
What's on the hook is what I avoid.
Relaxing in the drink
Occasionally grabbing the flying raptors,
A furry feline is next on the menu.

                      II

I look at the strange fish,
So ugly with dumb, long whiskers
That pale in comparison to mine.
Green and slimy with black eyes,
I give it several of my powerful punches.
I smell it, I sure do love the smell of fish.
Though you are not worthy of being called a catfish.
There is only one cat and that is meow.