He always barks, barks, barks all day,
Barks for food,
Barks when he sees a bird,
Barks for water,
Barks for pets,
Barks when a random human passes,

Jumps around like he's a small kitten,
Always steals my food,
Always drinks from the wrong silver,
Always trying to protect the human,
You silly dog, that is my job!

Always wants to play with me,
When all I want is to nap,
Never cleans himself, so lazy,
Smells like a wild boar,
While I smell like the human
When he uses the small blue box.

Be more like me, dog,
Quiet like a leopard in the dark,
Fierce as a lynx,
Fast as a cheetah,
Smart as an elephant,
But then again, it would be boring
If we were the same.

You bring a lot of energy
And keep the other cats away,
But you still won't get more pats than me!