90% complete as of now. Hahaha... Shiny Charm, you are mine. 

I asked Rotom to evaluate my Alola Pokédex, and when he did, he said, "What the zzrt?!" Or something like that. 

LANGUAGE, ROTOM! 

I had to trade the Garchomp I raised from a Gible for a Weavile... I feel so bad about it, but Weavile is just so hard to get! I mean, there is only a 5% chance of the item it needs to evolve to be carried by the Jangmo-o evolutionary line. Tried to get it. But after only like five minutes, my Exeggutor was really beat up and I was like, "NOPE, Pokémon Center, now." 

Poor Palmer... (That is Exeggutor's name.) 

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BONUS: Rotom's Nicknames

So if your character is a girl, he calls you his "Clever Girl". But if you're a guy, he calls you his "Big Boy". What even, Rotom...? You like giving guys a hard time??

Bye, then.