I may or may not have written very dirty fanfiction at four in the morning. 

I am not proud of myself! ... Okay, maybe a little bit. 

But it's surprisingly liberating! 

oh god help me 

please

Please... I need help. 

...

what do you think? About the situation? also NET NEUTRALITY PEOPLE, IT'S AN ISSUE 
CONTACT YOUR LOCAL FCC MEMBERS SO I CAN BLOODY TALK TO YOU GUYS (wow how British of me)!