LISTEN TO THE SONG UP TOP! I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
ANYWAYS ENJOY
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Ok, first off my name is Louis Tomlinson and I'm 17 turning 18 on December 24th, and I have six siblings
Some personal facts you should know about me are:
I'M OPENLY GAY, SO YOU HOMOPHOBIC PRICKS CAN LEAVE ME ALONE!, I have somewhat trust issues and
experienced horrible things when I was younger that you will find out about later on. Ok I think that's it- WAIT! HOW COULD I FORGET TO TELL YOU THAT I HAVE A MAJOR CRUSH ON MR.STYLES. Anyways continue on my main bitches😊.
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"NIALL I WANT MY GODDAMN CRISPS BACK YOU FATASS LEPRECHAUN!!!"
"NEVER I'M HUNGRIER THEN YOU ARE!!!"
"OH FOR GODSAKES NIALL"
*niall screams in agonizing pain*
For the sake of my readers, Niall's just tripped over a sock
(see what I did there😉)
"HA! I'VE GOT THEM SEE YA LATER BITCH!"
"OH NO YOU DON'T TOMMO GIVE ME MY CRISPS BACK!"
"BUT THEY'RE MY CRISPS YOU IDIOT!"
"BOYS!!! STFU" oh right I forgot to say my mother is the best except when she's tired. Like right now so I gotta go before I get my big ass kicked.
ANYWAYS "GO AWAY NIALL OR I'LL USE MY SOCKS AND PUT THEM IN YOUR FACE IRISH!!"
"NOOOOO!! YOUR FEET STINK! FINE YOU CAN HAVE THEM"
And that's Niall the white bread Horan. He's...well, um Niall? Idk he's great tho and said I forget to mention I'm IN LOVE WITH MR.STYLES. If I did well now you know again. OH FUCK!!
"NIALL CAN YOU STOP FUCKING MOANING!!! THERE JUST A BAG OF CHIPS YOU ALREADY EMPTIED THE FRIDGE FOR FUCKS SAKES!!"
Anyways we have school tomorrow so YAY I GET TO SEE HARRY or I like to call him hazza, daddy any shit like that.
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