Mastery of the control characters

A lot of characters are control characters; 32 to be exact. Why 23, though? It occurred to me that 23 might have been Mr. Jingles' body count. I thought about asking, when a new notification popped up from Mr. Jingles. It read,

"Dear Recipient,

How have you been feeling? I sure have. I need another new favor. The security officer is a threat to me. Could you please deal with him? You have 15 minutes before I will come for you!.

Thanks you,
Mr. Jingles 🔔"

Even if I wanted to, 15 minutes was not enough time to kill a security guard. I decided to finally take a stand. I copied all of the control characters on the Unicode table and pasted them into the reply box, one by one. Then, I hit the send button.

Within seconds, I got a response.

"The hurts! the hurts ! the hurts Now i will nevevr reach 24 carnages! porgres resetted!!!!!"

Afterwards, I got a slew of random characters sent to me about 25 times. Then all of a sudden, it stopped.

I got a coherent response from Mr. Jingles.

"Extreme thermal event. System shutting down."

The server must have overheated. I checked "The Jingle Crew."

"This community does not exist."

I sighed with relief. Mr. Jingles had finally got what he had coming to him. It was suspiciously easy to defeat him, but I wasn't complaining. After this whole ordeal, I wanted nothing to do with Google Plus. I went to settings and deleted my account. Since then, I have created a Twitter account where no evil bells can harm me.

Now I say, "Good riddance!" to Google Plus.


Happy April Fools Day and Google Plus deathiversary.

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