chapter 2: Murder family
Mrs. Mayberry: I was a good person, before it all went down. . . I was good my entire life.
Days ago, at a red school house. Birds fly in the background. "Learning is fun" is written on the side of the building. There are trees and a playground. A bell on the roof rings. Mrs. Mayberry opens up the white curtains, revealing two birds singing on a tree branch. Inside the classroom, Mrs. Mayberry writes "Good morning!" on the blackboard.
"Good morning!" Said Mrs. Mayberry as she twirls around and catches her piece of chalk." I hope you all did your homework!"
Several smiling students nod in a dance at their desks, while a brown-haired boy wearing a dunce cap spins on a stool and faces the wall, and they all begin to sing.
Class: We love to do our homework
And we love our teacher
To
Mrs. Mayberry: Then when I throw out
These fun questions
You should know just what to do
Class: Okay
Mrs. Mayberry: Two plus six is
Class: Eight!
Mrs. Mayberry: And good behavior's
Class: Great
Mrs. Mayberry: And now it's that part
Of the class
When we say the time of
Day and date
Blonde boy: It's nine in the morning
Girl 1: On January 8th
Girl 2: The sun is out smiling
Dunce boy: And it's your husband's birthday
The class sings "la la la" while Mrs. Mayberry faces the board. She drags her piece of chalk in a line on the board, the piece almost gone. Her face is beaded with sweat and her eye twitches.
"Oh my stars, stop singing, children, hush up now!" Said Mrs. Mayberry as she faces the class and the class falls silent." I forgot it's my husband's birthday, I didn't get him anything special!
"Maybe if we call him, we could do a happy birthday surprise!" Said Girl 2 happily.
But apparently, back at her house, Mrs. Mayberry's husband was having an affair with another women, as "Wifey" appears with a ringing telephone icon on a computer screen. A sock lands on a corner of the computer followed by a pair of underwear. An unused condom hits the screen as Mrs. Mayberry's face appears from the other side. Back in the classroom, her face turns red in anger and then shock as she stares in bewilderment. The children stand behind her with concerned, fearful looks. Mrs. Mayberry's face was blank and in shadow, as she stands up and walks away.
"Wait, Mrs. Mayberry!" Said Girl 2 as she grabs hold of Mrs. Mayberry's arm." Remember what you taught us? Think before you act."
Mrs. Mayberry grabs hold of the girl's neck and tosses her through the roof. She walks out the door. The children scurry to the window to see Mrs. Mayberry drive through a white picket fence in her green car. The children head back to the computer to watch.
"Okay." Said Jarold and notices Mrs. Mayberry." Oh shit, sweetie. What are you doing here?"
"Shut up, Jarold!" Shouted Mrs. Mayberry and a woman screams as shots are heard." You scream like a bitch!"
Dunce boy cowers in his seat as the sound of a chainsaw is heard. Blood splatters against the computer screen as the children stare in horror.
"Oh god, what have you done?" Said Jarold in horror." She had a family!"
"We could've had a family!" Said Mrs. Mayberry as she sobbed.
Then gunshots are heard and several children look away in disgust. Mrs. Mayberry wipes away the blood from the screen, and she looks frazzled at her students.
"Oh dear God, what have I done. . . In front of you all!" Said Mrs. Mayberry as she sobs." I'm so sorry, my children! Don't forget to work on your timestables!"
Then another gunshot is heard, meaning that Mrs. Mayberry killed hers s and the children faint on the floor one by one from the sight they have seen on the computer.
Mrs. Mayberry: You do everything right in life, play by all the rules... and still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins of the world!
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Inside the I.M.P. building at Hell, a signed at the door reads "I.M.P. Headquarters" with "Meetins in progress" on a taped piece of paper. Blitzo is sitting on his office chair looking bored as a Mrs. Mayberry, who is now in her sinner demon form, pacing the room.
"After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. So that's why I'm here." Said Mrs. Mayberry as turns around, her face is partially shadowed by blinds, and holds a cigarette in her hand." To get my revenge.
"I mean, was she hotter?" Asked Blitzo and Mrs. Mayberry glares at Blitzo with an "excuse me?" look on her face." I'm just saying, I had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama you just spat at me, tits."
Apparently Mrs. Mayberry was seething in anger, that her aura starts glowing in a red color.
"Anyway, I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here." Said Blitzo stands up and Mrs. Mayberry glares at him as she clenches her fist and her red aura glows again." See, we take revenge out on the living, and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of death, frankly are all probably down here in Hell with you."
Then Blitzo boops Mrs. Mayberry on the nose, but apparently she was so angry, that she glared at Blitzo with so much anger in her.
"Not. . . All of them. That whore survived." Said Mrs. Mayberry as she clenches her claws." Now they all call her a hero.
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Apparently after when Mrs. Mayberry shot herself killed, Martha, the woman her husband had an affair with had survived. Inside the hospital at a hospital bed, a bandaged blonde woman was laying there recovering. The room is filled with colorful bouquets of flowers. The woman's children and husband are by her bedside.
"How does it feel to have survived such a crazy bitch?" Asked a woman reporter as she held her microphone at Martha.
"I just hope that sick woman finally found peace." Said Martha as she act innocently.
"You are so brave. Here's two million dollars!" Said the woman reporter as a golden check slowly moves toward her.
"Ohhhh! Thank you!" Said Martha innocently, as cameras flash as Martha smiles by her husband.
Martha stands with her husband Ralphie and their two children in front of a house by a lake, surrounded by a picket fence.
Mrs. Mayberry : Between the talk shows and the donation bullshit, she made so much goddamn cash... getting shot was the best thing to happen to her!
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Martha was standing at a podium with "VNN" on it. A news reporter holds out a microphone among several other microphones.
"You're a hero!" Said the reporter.
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Martha was jogging at the park with a dark-skinned woman with blonde hair, jogging next to her.
"You're a hero, girl!" Said the jogger as she smiles.
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In a grocery store, a boy wearing a beaver-skin cap talks with a cashier lady named Brook, while Martha was behind a shopping cart.
"My mama's a hero!" Said the boy as he smiles.
"She is a hero!" Said Brook as she smiles.
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Ralphie and Martha were having sex in a bedroom and he grunts in pleasure.
"You're a hero!" Said Ralphie as he grunt.
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An old priest has his hands folded in prayer by church doors, while Martha stands next to him with her hands folded as well.
"You're a hero!" Said the priest as he smiles.
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Martha was standing at the front of Mrs. Mayberry's old classroom. Another teacher introduces Martha to the class. While the words "How to deal with trauma 101" is written on the board.
"You're a hero!" Said the whole class.
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Martha smiles as she is given anal sex from another man.
"You're a hero!" Said the man as he groans with pleasure.
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Back in Hell, Mrs. Mayberry's was so angry at how everyone called Martha a hero, that her purple fists create cracks on Blitzo's desk as she smashes down on it.
"SHE IS NOT A HERO!" Shouted Mrs. Mayberry angrily as she leaned in close to Blitzo's face, and her face was glowing red with anger.
"Mm-hmm. Yeah, okay, yeah, my thoughts exactly." Said Blitzo as he looked frightened and he rapidly pressed a red button from underneath his desk.
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A red light flashes by a label reading "Deranged client." The other labels read "More coffee," "Soiled my pants," "Horny client," "Client giving birth," "Ghost," and "Stolas." Outside of the office, Moxxie, who is holding a black and red crossbow in his hands, saw in front of him a picture of a smiling family: a father, a mother, a baby and two children. His arms are shaking as the pointer hovers around the man's crotch area.
"Moxxie, stop shaking', you're gonna shoot our only hellhound!" Said Millie as she placed her hands on Moxxie's shoulder.
Loona lies on a gray couch and holds up the family picture in one hand and her phone in the other,"Wow, I feel so loved here." Said Loona sarcastically.
"I'm not afraid to put down a dog fido." Moxie snarled. Making Loona yipe in surprise.
"Just take a deep breath, and let it out!" Said Millie as she inhaled. Trying to keep her husband from killing the hellhound accident or not.
"But. . . It's a family!" Said Moxxie as he looked nervous." Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?"
"I mean, if that's what the client wants." Said Millie as she shrugs.
"Dammit Millie, you know how I feel about a family. Maybe like a shitty dad. Or a mob family. That's understandable." Said Moxxie in a stereotypical Italian accent and speaks normally." But to eradicate an entire innocent—seemingly in this instance—upper middle class family bloodline?"
"Hey! You don't know they're innocent! This kid probably sets dogs on fire, maybe this girl gets off on bullying Australian kids online, and this guy. . ." Said Loona as she pointed to the father.This guy definitely watches."
"Watching me strangling an annoying mutt." Moxxie muttered darkly
"Exactly! Humans are full of secret nasties, it's why so many of them end up here." Said Millie as she smiles.
"But. . ." Said Moxxie till Millie interrupted him.
"Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox." Said Millie as cups Moxxie's cheeks and shakes them." Killin' who were paid to is our business. Choose a target."
Millie kisses Moxxie on the cheek, and Moxxie aims his crossbow at the picture and was prepared to shoot one of the targets.
"I just think it's a bit excessive, and we could be a bit more selective, is all." Said Moxxie as he was about to shoot till Blitzo barges into the room followed by Mrs. Mayberry.
"Guys, I want you to meet. . ." Said Blitzo as he place his arm around Mrs. Mayberry and about to finished the sentence.
"SHIT" Apparently Blitzo startled Moxxie, that he accidentally fires his arrow and it ricochets around the room. Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms as the arrow hits a computer, the arrow then flies and creates a hole in the family picture that a stunned Loona is holding, the arrow hits the bottom of a tank with eels and the tank starts to wobble dangerously, and the arrow flies toward Mrs. Mayberry, but Blitzo catches it with one hand before it hits her.
"Our newest client!" Said Blitzo as he smiles.
Then the eel tank falls down, causing the glass and water spill on the floor, and the eels fall out and bursts into electricity, setting the room on fire shocking everyone.
"Dammit, Moxxie, I just BOUGHT those eels!" Said Blitzo angrily and throws the arrow to the desk.
"FUCK YOU BLITZ
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Outside the building, imp firefighters carry the eels away and head into a red fire truck. Mrs. Mayberry drives off in a yellow taxi cab as Blitzo waves goodbye.
"Bye, and don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill is free!" Said Blitzo as he waves when the car drives away.
"When did we start implementing that deal?" Asked Moxxie and Blitzo turns with a glare to Moxxie as he grabs his face.
"When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, YOU FUCKIN' DIPSHIT!" Shouted Blitzo angrily
"FUCK YOU, YOU WORTLESS DICK, I TOLD NOT BUY THOS FUCKING EELS IN THE FIRST PLACE ASSHOLE." Moxxie shounted back, knocking his dumbass boss off him. "WHO THE FUCK BUY EELS ANY FUCKING WAY."
" Now someone PLEASE tell me that fancy book is still intact!" Blitzo said, getting up. Dusting off his suit. Mille was calming Moxxie down before he went on another rampage.
"You mean. . . Our only ticket to the other side?" Asked Loona as she pulls out a blue book from behind her." Yeah, got it."
"And that's why you're my favorite, Loonie." Said Blitzo in a baby talk voice holds up a dog treat to her." You get a tweat now!"
"Ew. Stop." Said Loona as she cringed in disgust.
Blitzo throws the treat into the air and catches it with his tongue, like a frog. He pulls it into his mouth and chews.
"You're so gross!" Said Loona in annoyances.
"What the fuck man?" Moxxie said grossed out as well.
The Loona open the book to the page on how to get to the human world, Millie draws a pentagram with chalk on the wall, or glows red and creates a portal to the human world.
"Awwww, stop it, I get enough of that from my therapist." Said Blitzo.
"Now, let's go lick some ass!" Said Blitzo
"The expression is "kick some ass". . . Blitzo." Said Millie as she snaps her fingers at Blitzo as she walks through the portal.
"Besides, don't you have enough feathers in your mouth?" Moxxie said.
"Mine's better." Said Blitzo as he walks through the portal.
"Aww, fuck. . ." Said Moxxie as he walks through the portal last.
All three imps and the Princess stand in front of a small red house by the lake as the sun sets. Blitzo, Mille, and Moxxie all lean against the side of the house, rising from bushes. Blitzo stands up and peers into the window.
"That's gotta be her." Said Blitzo as he smirks
"This is too easy." Said Blitzo as he chuckles darkly." Moxxie, do any of you want this one?"
"Me?" Asked Moxxie as he looks pleasantly surprised." No"
"Come on. Moxxie, it's just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital." Said Blitzo as he explains.
"I. Said. No" Moxxie hissed eyes turning red.
Martha and Ralphie affectionately rub each other's noses happily, while Martha was holding a dinner platter in her hand. Moxxie hesitated as he look at the window.
"Fine, I'll do it" Blitz said. A little scared. "Aaaand I've got ya, bitch"
"Wait. . . Are we actually killing a family?!" Asked Moxxie as he looked horrified.
"No, don't be a puss, we're just killing a mother and we're ruining a family!" Said Blitzo as he smirks.
"But. . . Ho- Hold on, hold on! Let's just think about it." Said Moxxie as he looked hesitated.
Then Moxxie lifts up Blitz's gun as he fires. And the bullet hits a glass mirror inside the house, and all four family members gasp in fear.
"What was that, Ralphie?" Asked Martha as she look at her husband.
"I don't know, Martha! But whatever it is. . ." Said Ralphie as he he stands up holding a rifle in his hands grinning evilly." They're gonna be tomorrow night's dinner!"
Then Martha sets the platter on the table and pulls out another rifle. She drinks a glass of wine and smashes it onto the floor.
"Alright, kids! Guns out!" Said Martha as she grins evilly.
Then the boy pulls out a small gun from his beaver-skin hat, while the girl pulls out another rifle, and all of them have evil grins of sharp teeth on their faces.
"Looks like we got some rabbits to catch, young'uns!" Said Ralphie as chuckles darkly.
Back outside the house, Blitzo both glared at Moxxie angrily, since he made him miss the target.
"What the FUCK was that, Moxxie?!" Asked Blitzo as he fumes in anger.
Moxxie breathes anxiously, and his eye was twitching. He lets out a croak with his snake-like tongue out. He then falls to his knees, hands over his face.
'Dammit I fucked up. It not like before'
"I'm sorry. They just seemed so wholesome and happy." Said Moxxie as tears fall from his eyes as he takes more breaths." I panicked!"
"Oh, who the fuck is innocent, Moxxie?! From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your momma's tits!" Said Blitzo as he leans in and pokes Moxxie's head." Get the FUCK over yourself, you baby dick prune!"
:MAYBE I JUST SHOOT YOU INSTEAD ASSHOLE." Moxxie said, getting really pissed off now. Then a bullet hit Blitzo's in the arm
"AAAAH! A new hole! SCATTER!" Shouted Blitzo as he hold his arm where he got shot.
Blitzo and Millie flee the scene and Moxxie hides in the bushes. Another hole appears and part of the wall explodes. Ralphie and Martha grin and leap through the large hole with guns drawn. Moxxie peers out from the bushes and rapidly looks around. A child's hand grabs Moxxie by his tail and he yelps. Ralphie fires at Millie who flips backwards and dives into the lake.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, moxxie you really did this time." Moxxie scolds himself. As he being dragged.
"Where'd you go, little critter?!" Said Ralphie as he looks for Millie." Y'all can't hide long from me!"
Then Millie has her head above the water under the dock. A knife is in her mouth. Millie breaks through the dock and lands on it, with her knife and a grin. Ralphie swings a glass bottle and Millie runs behind him out of the way. Millie jumps up in the air, knife in both hands. Ralphie swings his bottle upwards, knocking Millie in the head. She cries out and falls to the ground. She struggles to stand, but collapses onto the dock. Her eyes twitch and the last thing she saw was Ralphie smiling evilly down at her as the cloudy sky spirals red and everything went black.
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Moxxie opens his eyes and gasps when he finds himself tied to a stitched up dead body in a chair. Moxxie's face falls in fear as he looks at the girl and boy. Both their eyes are red and devious sharp grins form on their faces.
"Oh! Well, hello there, little ones. Aren't you cute?" Said Moxxie as tries to defuse the situation.
"It's nice to have a new critter to play with." Said the kids in low creepy tones.
Moxxie glances up at a red light above him. The light reveals a human head high up and several limbs on plaques. The wooden walls are stained with red blood. Two plaques hold stitched up faces of skin. A larger plaque displays a dead man with long white hair, arms crossed, eyes and teeth bulging out. His upper chest is connected to the plaque. A picture frame made of bones reveals another face made of skin inside it. Human skin is tacked to the wall with "bless this mess" stitched onto it. Moxxie looks and sees a dead human body on a platter in front of him, an apple in the human's mouth. Organs are in a nearby bowl.
"Ohhhhh... fuck me." Said Moxxie as he looked shocked.
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Meanwhile back at the woods, four gunshots were ringing out in the woods, as Blitzo, while Martha's evil laughter follows as Blitzo runs through the forest. They slides down a hill and catches his breath at the bottom.
"I know you're hurtin', little devils!" Said Martha in a sing-song voice.
Then Blitzo took deep breaths as he leans against a tree. Blitzo eyes go wide as he covers his mouth and leans close to the tree, then hhe saw a silhouette of Martha walking through the woods while she holds her gun.
"I promise, that I can make that pain go real quick! Just come let Mama Martha put a bullet in your pretty little skulls!" Said Martha in a sing-song voice.
Blitzo sighed in relief before Blitz's phone let out a yelling ringtone, causing them to panicked. Blitzo pulls out the yellow cell phone and it flips through the air. The phone has "GFY" written on it with a laughing devil emoji on it.
"Dammit!" Said Blitzo as he tries to grab hold of the phone and he holds it to his ear.
"Stolas, this is a really bad time." Said Blitzo as he talks through the phone.
Back at the Goetia palace, Stolas was in his luxury bathroom relaxing in a bathtub. There are candles with blue flames around the tub. The floor has glowing astrological symbols on it. The curtains look like the starry night sky. Glowing constellations float around the room. And Stolas holds an old rotary phone to his ear, in the shape of sunflowers.
"Mmmmm, when isn't it a bad time, Blitzy?" Said Stolas as he smiles and Blitzo sight in frustration.
Blitzo: What is it?!
"I've been meaning to follow up on our last little conversation regarding my Grimoire?" Said Stolas as Blitzo's angry face appears in a bubble.
Blitzo: What did you just call me?!
"My book, Blitzy." Said Stolas as he pops the bubble with his finger." The book I was given to do my job? That I have allowed you to use to do yours?"
Then Blitzo looked scared as he heard a rifle clicks and they both ducked down. A bullet flies through the tree where Blitzo were moments before, and a shadow of Martha with red eyes and mouth appears through the hole.
"I can HEAR you, darlin'!" Said Martha as she smirks evilly.
"Shit!" Said Blitzo as he ran.
"Anywho, I have been thinking. You know, I have been... permitting you to access the mortal realm less than... legally for quite some time now, but I do need it back to fulfill my duties, I was thinking, what if we worked out some kind of exchange? Favors for favors?" Said Stolas as he runs his finger on the edge of the tub, making walking motions with his fingers as they begin glow red.
Blitzo kept on running through the woods. Then Martha shoots another bullet, causing it to hit a tree and Blitzo duck behind another one.
Stolas: Doesn't that sound. . . Enticing?
"You gotta stop using your fancy ass rich-people talk, okay, I'm are trying to concentrate on not getting fucked in our A!" Said Blitzo as a bullet hits the tree that Blitzo is hiding behind.
"Then let me keep it simple: Once a month, on the full moon, you return the book to me, followed by a night of. . ." Said Stolas as his eyes glow red and he lowers himself into the water with a lustful look." Passionate fornication. And you get to keep it all the rest of the time, hmm? Sound fair, my little Imp?"
"Fine! Whatever!" Said Blitzo in frustration.
Stolas: Ohhh, Blitzo! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel your slimy c**k inside of my ****. To ***** the. . .
Blitzo cringes and closes his eyes as Stolas rambles on about his lust for Blitzo.
Then Blitzo's drops his phone as he is pinned to the tree by the butt of Martha's gun, while Stolas continues talking on the phone through censored bleeps.
"Gotcha! So, you're a little devil, huh? Come to drag me and my kin to Hell? Well. . . NOT TODAY, SATAN!" Said Martha as she grins evilly and presses the gun harder into Blitzo." Gonna send y'all back where ya came from!"
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Meanwhile back at the house, Moxxie was struggling to free himself from the rope his hands tied behind his back. Then looks up and gasps as he sees fires being lit from outside.
"Millie!" Said Moxxie in concerned. Getting pissed. Then he breaks out of the ropes.
Both kids stare at Moxxie with wide evil grins. But they got scared when a giant shadow rise in front of them.
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Meanwhile where the lights were lit, there were torches in rows and tents. A full moon appears in the sky. At the center, Millie,and Blitzo were tied to a stake decorated with spikes at the top. Ralphie laughs as he pours gasoline on the ground under their feet. Nearby, a grinning Martha holds a torch in her left hand. Clary have woken up after Ralphie tied them up and got concerned about the situation they are in.
"I had that fucking shot. God dammit, Moxxie!." Said Blitzo, angrily
Martha was now wearing skull earrings, torn up jeans and a low-cut shirt with polka dots. Her eyes are red and her hair is thick and blonde, as she smirks evilly.
"Satan, we return your FILTHY creatures back to the pits of Hell!" Said Martha and rises her torch as Blitzo and Millie struggle to free themselves." May the root of evil remain honored as we continue thy WORK!"
Then Martha tosses the torch to the ground, where it lands under Blitzo and Millie, as she evilly laughs. The flames rise up around Blitzo and Millie, but they remain unharmed, and frown at Martha.
"Yeah, that's not exactly how it works, lady. Sorry, your fire doesn't really hurt us, but I mean, I could fake it if that'll get your dick hard." Said Blitzo as he, Millie and Clary smirk while Martha stares confused.
"Oh. Shit. Well. . ." Said Martha as she rolls her eyes and grins as she pulls out her rifle." I'll just shoot you in your smart-ass mouth!"
"That would be more effective." Said Blitzo as he smiles.
"Blitzo!" Said Millie in anger.
Martha laughs evilly again as she aims her rifle at the imps. Both imps and the Princess close their eyes and flinch. Martha then yelps as a gunshot is heard, they all look to see Martha's eye flies from her socket and she collapses to the ground, and was Moxxie standing behind her holding his gun.
"Moxxie!" Said Millie happily as Moxxie runs over and unties the rope, freeing Blitzo and Millie.
"You're not gettin' your goddamn paycheck for this one, Mox!" Said Blitzo as he frowned at Moxxie.
"I can leave you to die motherfucker." Moxxie said,
Blitzo falls down, while Moxxie and Millie smile at each other and embrace. They both move their heads. Ralphie trips backwards on Martha's body before fleeing back to the house.
"Oh, yeah, thanks, I'm fine!" Said Blitzo sarcastically and Moxxie helps Blitzo up and supports him.
"Uhh look I'm sorry, sir. I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way. It won't happen again, I promise." Said Moxxie as he looks at Blitzo.
"Apology accepted." Said Blitzo as he pulls Moxxie into a hug and speaks in a low voice."But if you ever pull a stunt like this agaaaaain, I will fuck you and your wife."
"Do that, and I'll make you watch as I EAT your daughter" Moxxie hissed into blitz's ear making his eyes widen in fear.
Blitzo lets go of Moxxie as he looks at him fearfully, while Millie raises her arms in a cheer.
"Alrighty! Job well done! Now let's get off." Said Blitzo trying to brush off the threat. as he pulls a gray and black horse toy from his chest, he smile at it, but puts it back, and retrieves his cell phone.
"Ehhhh, yeah. Give me a moment, I need to get something I left at the house." Said Moxxie as he looks at Blitzo.
"Okay, fine, but hurry up." Said Blitzo as Moxxie runs back to the house and Blitzo speaks loudly into the phone." Loona, we're ready to come home, dear!"
Then Moxxie runs through the woods with a determined look on his face, while he's holding his gun. And run pass Blitzo's phone that Martha knocked down and Stolas continued to rave over the phone about his plans for Blitzo.
Stolas: ...**** use while you and I and **** and jelly sandwiches all night...! (Seriously, he's still raving and didn't notice Blitzo is not there)
Meanwhile back at the house, the two kids being lifted into their father's arms in the corner of the house, then Moxxie points his rifle at them, and girl and boy look scared and the girl has a teddy bear with her.
"Don't move!" Said Moxxie as he points the gun at the remaining family.
"What are you gonna do little guy. . . Kill us?" Said Ralphie as he chuckles.
"I should, you people are monsters! Filthy little insects, you don't deserve to live. But you should have a chance at a life and a purpose. Look at your children. They have their whole future ahead of them! You are going to face your crimes justly!" Said Moxxie as he picks up the remote." I will call your earthly authorities, and they will make sure you are dealt with fairly. I'm handling this... my way." His eyes glow red.
Then Moxxie presses one of the buttons on the remote and the television turns on. Moxxie looks surprised and glances behind him.
"Oh, shit." Said Moxxie as he glances at the TV remote, the buttons looking like eyes and a face." well this is embarrassing.Uh... do you, uh... Do you have a phone to summon 911?"
"Yeah, it's in the kitchen." Said Ralphie as he motions his thumb behind him.
"Then... what is this for?" Asked Moxxie as he looks at the remote.
"It's a universal remote. Got it for the kids." Said Ralphie as he hugs the kids.
"Awwwww." Said Moxxie as he smiles and his eyes shine. Remind him of the time he had kids if only he knew where they were.
After a few minutes later, Moxxie left the house, and have arrived at the portal with Blitzo, Clary, and Millie at night.
"There he is. Have a good wank-off session, Moxxie?" Asked Blitzo's as he smiles.
"Fuck you." Said Moxxie, not in the mood for his shit.
"Look, I don't care where you cum in the living world. Just come to your job on time, alright?" Said Blitzo as he pokes Moxxie several times for emphasis." See you at the office!"
Blitzo goes through the portal and Millie places her hand on Moxxie's cheek.
"You doing okay, sweetie?" Asked Millie as she smiles at her husband.
"Better now, honey. I think I just needed a minute to process." Said Moxxie as Millie touches Moxxie's chest.
"You have a good heart, honey." Said Millie as she playfully pinches Moxxie's nose." Just a fuzzy head!"
Millie kisses Moxxie and Moxxie smiles lovingly, as Millie walks through the portal to the office. Moxxie turns around and notices two police cars and a helicopter outside the house.
"We got em', boys!" Said a loudspeaker from the helicopter.
A helicopter fires a missile through the roof and the house explodes in an massive inferno. Something hits Moxxie in the head.
"Well shit, didn't see that coming." Moxxie said.he looks down to see what is left of the teddy bear head, he looked stunned as Blitzo grabs his neck and pulls him through the portal.
After they successfully killed Martha, Mayberry, the imps, and the Princess were all celebrating their victory. A white banner reads "killed the bitch" in red letters. Loona, and Mrs. Mayberry are holding pieces of cake on their plates. "We did it! :)" is written on the cake in light blue icing. Blitzo has his arm in a sling. Everyone is wearing party hats. Everyone laughs and cheers except Moxxie, who sits with a distressed look on his face.
"Ahhh, did you see my little Mox-Mox?" Said Millie as she smiles. Moxxie couldn't help but think about his daughter he once had. He wondered where she is right now.
"Yay!" Said Mayberry as she cheered.
"Ohhhh, yeah!" Said Blitzo smirk.
"We did it!" Said Millie as she hugs Moxxie." Oh, Moxxie!"
"Well, here's to another mission accomplished!" Said Blitzo as he raised his fist." And Moxxie finally learned not to fuck up."
"Fuck you Blitz" Moxxie said, he has the feeling he never gonna let this go.
"And killin' people isn't that big of a deal if they try to kill you back!" Said Millie as she rubs Moxxie's head.
"That's messed up, but I paid for it!" Mrs. Mayberry and everyone except Moxxie laughs,
"Yeah, fuck that family!" Said Blitzo
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