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Blitzo blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes.

"Thank fucking god." Moxxie said. All already sick of that damn song.

"Gimme another, Mox!" Blitz said. Moxxie, with a wave of his hand,sweeps away the flaming debris and replaces another old fashioned TV onto the stand. Mille turns it on, The 666 News logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock.

"Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!" Biltz said. Mille switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent breasts, holding a pitchfork.The trio look bored.

"I wonder if Husker wants to go drinking again." Then Moxxie switches the channel. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.

"I say, I say! Are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory! Where you make the things and I make the money! Please! I'm very desperate!" Wacky said.

"Bingo!" Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again.

"Dude, why the fuck do you keep shooting the damn TV?" Moxxie asked, starting to get annoyed.

"WOO! You're on a roll, sir!" Millie said. Moxxie raise an eyebrow at this.

Loona snores while sleeping in a chair. She has her foot up on the table and twitches it in her sleep. A shaking wakes her up and causes her cup to spill.

"Guys... Do you feel that?" Loona said, panicking a bit.

"Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?" Blitz said.

"There is no such thing." Moxxie said after being a 100 years old there is no possible way there ever was a hellshake.

"Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!" Millie said, holding onto Moxxie as his tail shoots up in fear.

"I'm not "panicking," because hellquakes don't happen." Moxie said, he gently held Millie to calm her down.

"STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!" Loona said grabbing Moxxie annoyed he smacked her across the room.

Then a wrecking ball made of black tubes knocks down a wall. The smoke clears and a supervillain demon enters the room through the hole.

"Do not be afraid!" the villain said.

"Please tell me you got that insurance thing." Blitzo said.

"This hell blitz" Moxxie said, making him smack his forehead.

"Who are you, and what do you want?!' Millie growled. takeing out a sharp black ax.

"I am Loopty Goopty! Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopiiiiiish!" Loopty said.

"Aww fuck." Moxxie moans in annoyance.

Then Loopy explains he want partner to die because survive an explosion that meant to kill both of them.

Timeskip

the I.M.P. crew except Moxxie wearing wigs and disguises on a tour bus. Moxxie looks through binoculars at Lyle's mansion.

"Gee! I wonder whose house this is?" Moxxie asked, sarcastically

"And to your right is the home of famous inventor, Lyle Lipton!" the tour said. Moxxie gave him an annoyed look.

"Let's do it, gang!" Blitzo said, removing his sunglasses, wearing a clown wig. All the imps take out their weapons: Blitzo has a flintlock pistol, Moxxie a rifle and Millie two sharp swords. The imps jump over a fence and land in poses.

"Let's kill this rich guy!" Millie said.

"Another thing to scratch off my bucket list." Moxxie said. The imps race over toward the windows.

"And here you'll find three tacky stalkers about to attempt a murder! Things like this could happen to famous people all the time!" Tour guide said. Moxxie, annoyed he snap his finger then blew up the bus.

"The Imps peer through the window at an old Lyle in bed." Moxxie said. The Imps see an old man hooked up to a bunch of machines.

"Goodbye... my one true love."Lyle kisses a picture frame consisting of dollar bills and a "free stock photos" watermark on it.

"Oh, fantastic! He's gonna do our job for us" Blitzo said, happy that it was easy pay. Lyle makes a noose out of an IV tube.

"Should we go in there and tie it for him?" Moxxie asked.

Lyle is about to put it over his head as the imps watch with drinks and popcorn. The noose glows white and a force knocks the imps back. Blitzo's kitten's sock flies away, making him sad. Lyle adjusts to the light and sees the three cherubs floating down gracefully in three rays of light.

"Oh lord, I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now!" Lyle said.

"Ugly not the word for it." Moxxie mutters.

"Who the fuck are they?" Blitzo asked angrily

"Wait, are those..." Moxxie said

"Cherubs, Mr. Lyle!" Cletus said,

"I hate filthy stinking orphan children!" Lyle sneered.

"We're here to convince you not to kill yourself, sir. To grant you a blessing, on behalf of those in Heaven benefited by your amazing technological advances." Collin said.

"Oh, HELL no!" Blizto said angrily he marches in through the window, smashing the glass instantly. Misjudging where the floor is in relation to the window, Blitzo face-plants onto the floor. Moxxie and Millie enter through a door

"Why don't you angelic assholes. Let the old man die already." Moxxie said walking in. Then he saw a familiar face. "Collin?"

"Moxxie?" the blue sheep. Then they both glare angrily and then the two release a very powerful auras trying to overpower each other. Both the Imps and the cherub are getting scared. As they are about ready to fight until.

"MOTHERFUCKER!!!' They both shouted and hugged it out.

"How's it going, you feather bastard?"

"Fine, you asshole. say what bring you here?" he asked

"we're here to kill the old bastard." moxxie said. Colin had a confused look.

"That's strange, we're going to save him." Collin said, truthfully he knows the old man is beyond saving.

"Huh?" Now that's weird why on earth would both the cherub and imps have the same client.

"Yeah, we have a request to save this man's life." then whisper to Moxxie "between you and me. He's better off dead."

"Agree," Moxxie whispered. "Alright, how about the same ol bet?"

"Lose buy drinks" Collin suggested.

"Yep. we tried to get the old man to decide where he want to live or die."

"Agree." Colin said.

timeskip

C.H.E.R.U.B. takes Lyle and his bed outside to a hill, overlooking a forest and a lake.

"Look around, Lyle. God's gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regardless of age! Or wealth!" Cletus said.

"If you were to end your life, you'd be missing all of this!" Collin said with a fake cheering voice.

"Mm-hm. You're gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks?" Blitzo said, appears in a tiger costume. Moxie pretty much ignored the conversation.

"Dude, why are you using that voice?" Moxxie asked. Collin dropped the act and shrugged.

"I don't know man, it's part of the job.."

"Guessing you hate it."

"No shit dude."

"Why work here."

"Well, it's part of my punishment. Dad didn't like to set fire to the library." collin said. Moxxie struggles not to laugh."Yeah, laugh it up asshole." They both turn and see the critters are suddenly torn apart and eaten by a pack of hungry wolves. "Yeah, we should have seen this coming.

The other attempt didn't work so well. Both Collin and Moxxie realize that Cherubs suck at their job. They are right now in a opera

"Great I'm gonna lose this fucking bet." Collin mutters. Moxxie nod in agreement.

"Behold! The wonder of art and music! Something always here to comfort...entertain...and live for!" Cletus said. Collin shook his head.

"So...how do we make this bad?" Millie asked

"We can't. There's literally nothing bad about opera. That's a fact." Moxxie said,

"Unless we ruin it somehow." Blitzo said, With a mischievous grin, Blitzo moved the spotlight around the stage. The singer pauses and follows the light as Blitzo moves it some more.

"She's not very good." Lyle said.

Blitzo chuckles and moves the light faster and faster as Lyle and the cherubs narrow their eyes in suspicion. Blitzo softly gasps as he accidentally breaks the stage light off. The woman sings a final note before the light crushes her on stage. The audience, Lyle, and the cherubs scream, while the man nervously tries to keep playing the piano.

"Thank god/satan." Both Moxxie and Collin said

The three cherubs fly angrily toward the imps. And the fight started Collin and Moxxie both watched the fight happen.

"Should we help?" Collin asked

"Nah fuck em." Moxxie said drink some soda. Collin agreed never did like the Cherubs anyway.

"It's all starting to make sense now. Life is worth living because we only get one. We must cherish it. If creatures far beyond this living world are going through these lengths over my life, then certainly it's worth living! Killing myself is not the answer. Plus...I'm still rich! I can just buy all the things! I NO LONGER CRAVE DEATH!" Lyle said. Collin smiles in hope that he won the bet.

Blinded, Cletus fires his arrow- severing the rope holding up the scaffolding Blitzo is standing on.bending a board holding the piano and narrowly missing the pianist. The pianist stops playing, puts down his stool, and uses it to step down from the bent floorboard. The piano is then sent flying through the air. Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Cletus, Collin, and Keenie stare as the piano keeps falling. Lyle screams like a girl and scrambles out of his bed, but the piano suddenly shifts to the spot he has just moved to. He is then crushed to death by the piano.

"Are you FUCKING KIDDING CLETUS." Collin said, pissed off "THIS IS WHY MICHAEL ALWAYS PISSED AT US."

A group of cherubs descends, two bees, two sheep and Deerie, the leader. The deer conjures up reading glasses and a clipboard.

"Mmm, yeah, no, sorry, Cletus, but I'm afraid your actions resulted in the death of a human. I'm afraid you can't re-enter Heaven. Yeaaaah, noooo..." a deer cherub said.

"I told you Deerie that these idiot alway screw up."

"You're right collin. Sorry for not listening. On the good note your punishment is over." Deerie said,

"Thank god." Collin said. "Late mox." then left.

"Bu- But we didn't mean to! We'd never! It was all--" Keenie tried to say. But Deerie wouldn't hear it.

timeskip

Back in the building, Moxxie manage to fix the wall.

"Welp, the old man wanted to live again and we didn't kill him, so we failed. Thanks to those fuckin' cherubs, he's probably up in Heaven now, so... it's a shame. All our client wanted was eternal revenge on his business partner. And now the two are forever separated. And now, we gotta face the fire of fuckin' up." Blitzo said

"What are you going to tell the client?" Moxxie asked.

"I already sent him a text, and... we're in good hands, 'cause texts don't make people angry." Blitzo said, On Blitzo's phone it shows that Loopty Goopty is called "Lupis" in his contacts. The text from Loopty reads "U fail, U die.", followed with Blitzo replying "sorry" surrounded by emojis, with "saxophone emoji" typed a line below. Moxxie look at the wall then mentality did a countdown. A metal escalator proceeds to crash into the office as he scurries out of the way.

'FOR FUCK SAKE MAN, USE THE GODDAM DOOR." Moxxie shouted in anger.

"BLIIIIIITZO!" Loopty said, ignoring Moxxie, descending the escalator.

"oofaaaaa! We can explain everything. I was-...' Blitzo tried to explain but Another metal escalator crashes through the wall as Lyle, now a mechanical demon, arrives with a grin.

"Lyle Lipton?!" The trio said.

"I don't understand. We thought you went to Heaven?" Millie asked.

"Heaven?! You don't make millions in technological advances in robotics by NOT experimenting on the poor!" Lyle said laughing.

"Oh, you no good heartless son of a bitch! Thank you for reuniting me with my best friend!" Loopty said

"The only question now is what do two old genius robotic inventors do now that we're in Hell?" Lyle said. Then Wally Wackford crashes through the ceiling.

"id someone say, I say, inventors?! Name's Wally Wackford, and I am lookin' for creative new people to exploit! I mean, employ~" Wally said

"Everyone, STOP FUCKIN' UP MY WALLS! Moxxie's gonna have to fix all this shit!" Blitzo said angryily.

"Yeah, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES! USE THE FUCKIGN DOOR!" Moxxie shouted.

"Oh, chill out, Moxxie. If you kiss my ass any harder, you'll go right inside me. Satan's balls! First we deal with Heaven's table-scraps, now this?" Blitzo said.

"Fuck you blitz."

"I guess...you can say, you say, you have a holey operation here, Blitzo!" Wally said, pronouncing the O. slapping his knee and laughing. He doubles down on the floor.

"Oh shit you should have done that." Moxxie said

"Get out." Blitzo said seething.

"Oh-ho-ho! I say, "Oh!" Wally continues laughing.

"No, I'm serious. Get the FUCK OUT!!" Blitzo shouted in anger. Everyone in the room, except Moxxie, looks at Blitzo, shocked and surprised.

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