It was a beautiful day in Sanctum City. The sky was blue, the birds were chirping, and the BLU Engineer was defending the last point at the docks. 

"Thirty seconds remaining!" 

"I need some dog gone help!" Y/n, the engineer of BLU yelled out as his level 2 sentry shot down the RED Soldier from the air. Y/n was about to hit it when two red pills came and destroyed it. He quickly switched to his pistol and got a random crit, killing the RED Demoman. 

He heard the decloaking sound behind him and swung, hitting the RED Spy's face. Another hit finished her off. The RED Sniper missed his shot allowing Y/n to hide behind his level 1 dispenser. "Sniper!" He yelled off. "Freeeeeddoooooommmmm!!!!" Boomed a voice that Y/n looked towards. 

The BLU Demoman, Callum DeGroot, went flying through the air in a charge, shield bashing the RED Sniper before using his frying pan to finish him off. 

"Thanks mister!" Y/n called out. Callum just tipped his Mann Co. Cap before jumping from the catwalk down onto the RED Medic, bashing him to death with the pan aswell. Gunfire then cut him down as the RED Engineer plopped down a level 3 sentry after using a hidden teleporter. 

The sentry turned to Y/n only for him to jump on top and over it, shooting the RED Engineer dead. The sentry finally faced Y/n, only to short out as the BLU Spy decloaked, her sapper on said sentry. "Nice goin!" Y/n complimented. "All in a days work." She said, brushing off her coat. 

(Recolor it all blue.) 

"Ten seconds remaining!" The voice of the announcer boomed. 

The two rushed to the point as as the RED Heavy, Soldier, Scout, and Medic made a push. Y/n and Spy shot at them as a loud shot rang out, the RED Scout's head exploing. "Say goodbye to your head wanker!" The BLU Sniper yelled out as he shot at the RED Soldier, hitting his chest.  

Callum then came from the sky again, shield bashing the RED Soldier to finish him off. The RED Heavy cut him down before calling out to his medic. "Charge me doctor!" Which was responded by the medic popping an Übercharge. 

The pair then rushed at the two on point who hopelessly shot at them. The heavy was about to stet on the point at the last second when a whoosh was heard, and the invincible pair were blaster off the point, the dock, and into the sea. The culprit? 

The BLU Pyro who turned to Y/n and Spy, giving a thumbs up. 

"BLU Victory." The announcer said as loud cheering could be heard. "Damm fine airblast Pyro!" Y/n complmented. "Marvelous." The BLU Spy followed. "Good job mate!" The BLU Sniper called out from his perch. Pyro played his Postal Pummeler like a guitar making us laugh. 

"I figure this is enough excitement for one day. Let's head back to base." Y/n suggested. "I have matters to attend to. I'll see you gentlemen tomorrow." Spy said, turning invisible. "I'm giving Medic, Heavy, and Soldier a ride to that gun expo so we won't be back until Monday next week." Sniper said, walking off. 

"Guess you and Demo can ride with me." Y/n told Pyro. Pyro nodded. "Actually, I would like to have a word with you Mr. Conagher." A posh sounding voice said. They turned to see Mr. Jenkins, their direct boss. "Did something happen sir?" Y/n asked. Jenkins smiled and laughed. 

"Oh my boy, did you forget about our deal?" He asked. "Wait, you mean-" Y/n was cut off. "Yep! BLU is going to sponsor your tuition to any of the schools that I have in this list." Jenkins said, giving Y/n a sticky note with 2 names on it. "Uh, sir? Why are there only two names?" Y/n asked. 

"Because only two schools would accept those over eighteen. Now, Accord Academy or Mann Co.'s Manly Man School For Learning Things?" Jenkins asked. "Accord sounds nice." Y/n answered. "Great! I'll get back to you when everything is sorted out." Jenkins said, leaving the area. 

"Welp, lets go home. Wait, where's Callum?" Y/n asked. "Conga conga conga!" A drunk Callum sung dancing by. The bottles on his chest clung as he danced in the direction of Y/n truck. Y/n and Pyro turned to each other and shrugged before joining in on the conga line. 

(The next day) 

Y/n was in his workshop working on his dispenser design when Callum wandered in. "So I hear you're going to Accord lad?" Callum asked/stated. "Yep. Gonna work on and get my forth degree, then give it a break before getting my fifth." Y/n explained. 

"I got this voucher a few night ago, mind if I use it to come with?" Callum asked, bringing out a two for one tuition voucher. "Heck yeah! It'll be great to have a friend to bring along." Y/n answered. "Now we can get hero licenses to go along with our mercenary licenses!" Callum cheered as he took a swig of scrumpty. 

"Wait what!?" 

(846 words. It's short, it's somewhat funny. At least that's what I hope. I'll see you guys next time.)