Phần 2: Có không giữ mất đừng tìm


*Trên thiên đàng: dạo này loài người ăn ở quá bẩn bựa, thiên đàng dạo này ế ẩm không có khách ghé chơi, các thiên thần học đòi làm nỡm dần dần từ bỏ thân hình kém sắc của Ngọc Hoàng  xuống đầu quân cho Diêm Vương.

Cô cũng vậy, cô đã đi tu suốt 80 năm dưới hạ giới chỉ chờ giây phút được động phòng cùng Ngọc Hoàng nhưng vừa vén chiếc khăn đỏ lên, nàng đã hộc màu mồm mà chết. Thật Không may đây là thiên đường, nàng dùng mọi thủ đoạn uống thuốc độc, treo cổ, nhảy lầu đều không thành công. Cô định xuống địa ngục chịu sự ''bạo lực'' của Diêm Vương nhưng vừa ngồi lên máy bay đã nghe tin Diêm Vương bị đột tử vì quan hệ quá nhiều, nàng nhảy máy bay cùng 4 công nữ khác sau này trở thành nhóm F4.

*Ở bờ biển:

Chú bé lúc nãy chết đuối trôi dạt vào bờ, gặp Bạch Tuyết đang nằm gãi ngứa trên bờ biển. Bạch Tuyết thấy vậy, lạ lùng, cầm quả Iphone mới tậu được ra sel-fie, khoảng 23109 tấm, con Iphone tắt nguồn, Bạch Tuyết chê điện thoại đểu và chuyển sang dùng Samsung. Nàng vui vẻ bỏ lại chú  trần chuồng . 

Lọ Lem đuổi theo Bạch Tuyết đòi nợ, nàng hoảng sợ chạy toán loạn. Ông lão đánh cá sau khi mất vợ rất buồn dầu, ông chỉ ngồi ở nhà đếm số tiền con cá vàng bồi thường, chỉ 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999...999x3.14 đô thôi sao mà đếm hoài không hết. Ông đang buồn bã đếm tiền thì thấy chú bé, từ đó trong ông bừng nắm hạ.

Ông nhảy chân sáo ra, thấy chú khoe thân hình quyến rũ giữa biển với làn da xanh tím kì lạ, ông ôm cậu về định động phòng lấy làm vợ nhưng vừa nhấc chú lên cậu tỉnh lại. Làn da trở nên trắng hồng, ông khóc ra nước mắt và nhận chú làm con nuôi, đặt tên là Chị Hoa. Hàng ngày cha con phơi nước biển lấy vàng sống qua ngày.

Bài Học: 1 lít nước biển chứa 1/13 000 000 000 gam vàng, nếu chịu khó phơi nước biển bạn sẽ có một cuộc sống ấm no đến cuối đời.




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