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Bob Pov:

I'm a nerd. Yes, that's my first sentence of this story. Yes, I know this is a story. I'm not stupid. Anyways, I guess I'll play along to this wack world. And hope the narrator lets me live. (Hopefully)

My names Bob Jefferman(Yes, I know it's a stupid name. Blame the author)(Or don't) and I have curly blonde hair, dark brown eyes, and glasses. I have no friends except for one. Leo Valdez.

He's a ADHD boy with dark hair, dark eyes, and an elfish look. He had this look where the teachers would be so worried, they made him sat in the front seat. He's a really good friend, and he stands up to bullies. Of course, that leads him to get bullied...

Anyways, today was just a normal day for me. Walk to school, check. Trip on the steps, check. Get bullied, check. All that needed to happen was Leo coming to step him. Oh! There he is.

"Hey Chad," Leo said.

Chad looked at Leo and groaned. "Valdez,"

"Bulling Chad I see," Leo said.

"Yeah, yeah. I'll leave him alone. You go through the same lines over and over again. I hope I never see you again" Chad sighed, and walked away.

Leo turned to me.

 "So! We have math first, right? Or maybe it was science. Or was it something else?" Leo asked me in his usual hyper tone.

"Math," I said, pushing up my glasses.

As we walked to math class, Leo seemed a bit different. He was turning his head every direction every few minutes.

"Leo, is something bothering you?" I asked.

"Bad? No. Good? Definitely! My girlfriend is transferring here!" Leo said, practically shouted.

"Valdez and a girlfriend? I don't believe it. She's probably as ugly as a troll," Josh, a school jock snickered. 

"You want proof? Well, once I find her in this big school I'll be sure to introduce you too her," Leo replied calmly.

Josh was about to reply when the bell rang.

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At math, Ms. Carisa cleared her throat. 

"Class, I'd like you to meet your new classmate Calypso Nightshade." Ms. Carisa said.

At that, the door opened and a really pretty girl walked in. She had caramel colored hair, dark almond shaped eyes, and a timeless face. She looked at all of us and waved.

"Dear, you can sit anywhere you like," Ms.Carisa said.

She scanned the area, and landed on the empty seat next to Leo. You may ask, why Leo? I don't have an answer. 

I've noticed that all during class time Leo and Calypso were chatting away without a care in the world. I doubt they paid attention. Of course, that would just mean more tutoring time for me.

"Okay class! That's all for today, have a wonderful time!" Ms. Carisa said.

--------------Time skip to Lunch by Monster Donuts------------------

"Leo, how did you get so close to that new girl?" I asked, a bit jealous.

Leo was about to reply when he saw Josh walking(more like striding) toward Calypso. He face turned red. It wasn't an embarrassed shade of red, it was more of an angry shade of red. Leo marched up quietly toward them, me following a bit behind.

"Hey beautiful," Josh said.

Calypso ignored him, searching the cafeteria for someone.

Josh scowled. He grabbed her arm, "I'm talking to you!"

Calypso looked at Josh distastefully, and pulled her arm away from Josh.

"Yes?" She asked in her soft voice.

She looked at me, and then Leo, and smiled. She rushed up to Leo, and hugged him.

"Hey Sunshine!" Leo said(squealed).

Josh looked at Leo murderously. "Calypso, what are you doing with that loser! He said he has a girlfriend anyway! Probably as ugly as he is,"

Leo's face turned even redder with anger. He was about to say something when Calypso put a finger to his lips.

"I know." Calypso said slowly. Josh smirked and was about to say something when Calypso said something that shocked me. 

"I'm his girlfriend,"

"Well Sunshine, that was certainly entertaining to watch!" Leo said. "Wanna head over to camp?"

"Now?" Calypso asked, pushing Josh away from this conversation. And me for that matter.

Leo grinned mischievously, "Why not?"

"Woah, woah, woah." Josh butted in. I rolled my eyes. He always had to be egocentric. "Calypso, you can do so much better than Leo! Why don't you dump him for me?"

Calypso looked at him. She walked toward him and smiled sweetly.

Than she slapped him. The sound could be echoed all around the cafeteria, and other students started to stare.

I heard laughing behind me, and I turned to see Leo doubling over.

"Come on Sunshine, let's go," He said after his laughing fit was over. 

Leo looked at me, grinned. "Hey man, if you need any help just go over to Long Island. Here's a firecracker to get my attention." He said, handing me a firecracker from his pocket.

I grinned at him. "Does help count as wanting to visit you?"

"Why not?" Leo laughed.

He hooked his arm toward Calypso, and walked out of the cafeteria.

That's how I met the most adorable thing ever. Caleo.

This was probably the worst chapter of a book you've ever read. I'm reallllllllllllllly sorry! I just neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeded to write a chapter :P 

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