The gods changed the demigod's names in this one. If you don't know who I am, you've been living under a literal rock. For all you stupid little cave dwellers, I am Trevor Jones, king of Pine high. No girls reject me. That's how it works. Until the new kids came.

There were five new kids, all girls. Their names were Annabelle Cheese, Piper McLean, Tayla Grace, Heidi Lennox, and Rachel Dare. They were really hot, especially Talya. She had spiky black hair with a blue streak and she was wearing a death to barbie shirt. And her eyes were a beautiful blue. I'll bet she couldn't wait to be Talya Jones, wife of the hunkiest guy in the world. *GAG*

I planned to ask her out today. I already had it all planned out. I would ask her out immediately, so she knew I was hardcore, and wasn't going to let any other guy get to her.

Tayla walked out from the front office holding her schedule. Rachel was leaning over her shoulder reading it to her. 

"First period is Greek Mythology." she said. Tayla smirked her beautiful smirk. "Easy A." she said.

Lemme explain the Greek stuff. So the  gods revealed themselves so their children wouldn't go to jail for blowing up national monuments and cities. I pretended to be a son of Zeus, so no girl rejected me.

I walked (read sauntered) up to her and put a hand on her shoulder. 

"Hey babe, eight o clock, my place." I threw a piece of paper with my address at her romantically and she caught it.

And threw it in my face.

"No." she said. 

"Your place then." I flashed my blinding smile that made girls head over heels for me.

"Nada." she snapped.

"Come on, I love a feisty girl."

She punched me in the face. blood streamed from my nose.

"You can't do that!" I screamed, and the few people who weren't already looking definitely were now.

"Too bad, I just did."

I played my winning card. "I'm the son of Zeus, and you Tayla, are my saving grace."

Rachel glaced up at me. "You should legitimately fear for your life right now."

I felt a searing pain in my leg and I looked down to see a knife protruding from my thigh. I sank into darkness and appeared in a lobby. A man in an Itallian suit looked at me.

"Do you have a coin?" he asked in a smooth voice.

I glared at him. "Why?" I asked.

"No payment, no passing."

I handed him a hundred dollar bill from my pocket. It wasn't much yeah right but if it got me out of this lobby, I didn't care.

"Come on, the boat's almost full."

~~~~~~~~TIME SKIPPY CUZ I"M LAZY~~~~~~~~~~~

Turns out Tayla killed me. Also turns out she was actually Thalia daughter of Zeus, so my winning card made me dead. Also turns out I had got into the Fields of Punishment under request of a certain daughter of Zeus. My punishment was an endless line of hot girls that I couldn't help but ask out. I hated it.

~~~~~~~ANOTHER TIME SKIPPY FOR A HUNDRED YEARS LATER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I had just finished getting rejected by girl number 7894347839204875481901 when a group of girls wearing silver came by. In front was Thalia.

"Hey Trevor!" she yelled like we we had known each other for forever.

"What are you doing here?" I snapped.

Her expression changed. "None of your bissiness." she said.

"I'll bet you were visiting- I mean abusing people you killed over the years."

She walked right into my area and punched me. 

"ya know thalia, for a hundred year old girl, you're still pretty hot."

Let's just say I went to Tartarus