3RD PERSON POV

Y/N Jr/Y/N: MINING AWAY!

They marched through a new mineshaft, mining some iron but had yet to find any diamonds.

Y/N/Y/N Jr: I DON'T WHAT TO MINE I'LL MINE IT ANYWAY!

Both of them wore full iron armor, Jin sheathed behind Y/N Jr's back to provide him protection while they were swinging their pickaxes and singing a minecraft song together.

Y/N Jr: *gasp* DIAMONDS!

Y/N Jr puts a torch down and swings his pickaxe, miming an entire 8 vein before putting down his crafting table-

Y/N: Wait! What is the top priority first!

Y/N Jr: A pickaxe!

He crafts a diamond pickaxe and runs with Y/N to a lava pool, where Y/N spills his water bucket and Y/N Jr got to mining 4 obsidian.

Y/N: Here!

Y/N hands him a book, allowing for his little brother to craft an enchanting table which he uses to equip Unbreaking I.

Y/N Jr: *awe* Ooooo....

Y/N crafts a diamond pickaxe himself using the other diamonds and gets his own enchantment of Efficiency I only to get that along with Unbreaking I by chance.

Y/N: 'Damn....we aren't blocky, but we can hold tools and weapons like anyone else. It's strange having a menu in your face...but it's easier to navigate than a computer for sure and you can hide it. The armor morphs so that it fits us snugly though the weapons stay the same....luckily we can grip them easily. Tools are weird but they work. We're bound to the laws of physics here in the game so younger brother functions like a player though I don't take fall damage or anything at all whenever I please.'

Y/N Jr: *happy* So fun....OOO!

Y/N Jr mines further, happy that there's 7 more diamonds close by. Mining them all, he quickly makes his way to the crafting table.....only to be awed by the more numerous options of how to make any sword.

Y/N: Why don't we start with the long sword?

Y/N Jr: *happy* Ah...it reaches more.

Y/N: Craft one for yourself. My iron is already enchanted to the max.

Y/N held an iron great sword that was buffed to the max, all enchantments to output the most damage he can do and make it the sturdiest it can ever be while the Mending helped it last longer. They all enchanted their iron armor, Y/N crafting two shields before using his anvil to apply an enchanting book to each shield before they gave their weapons to each other.

Y/N: Alright! SWORDS!

Y/N Jr: CHECK!

Y/N: BOWS AND ARROWS!

Y/N Jr: CHECK!

Y/N: SHIELDS!

Y/N Jr: CHECK!

Y/N: SPARE ARMOR!

Y/N Jr: CHECK!

Y/N: PICKAXE! AXE! SHOVEL!

Y/N Jr: CHECK!

Y/N: ENCHANTING FISHING RODS WE SOMEHOW FISHED OUT OF THE WATER!

Y/N Jr: CHECK!

Y/N: 500 BLOCKS OF COBBLESTONE, OAK WOOD, DIRT, SAND AND MORE!

Y/N Jr: CHECK!

Y/N: FOOD!

Y/N Jr: CHECK!

Y/N: SLIME BLOCKS! GOLDEN APPLES! ENDER PEARLS! DOORS! EXPLOSIVES! FLINT AND STEEL!

Y/N Jr: CHECK!

Y/N: Don? Jin?

Don/Jin: WE'RE BORN READY!

His talking weapons all shook as they mine to the surface, the light blinding their eyes as Y/N grabs a sword and some flint and steel.

Y/N: Alright.....let's get some foo-

*WHOOSH*

BBQ: I ARRIVED WITH THE SAUCE SQUAD!

They were both knocked onto the ground as the 4 chickens danced around them.

Y/N: Geez....my brother is still human you know!

BBQ: Eh he didn't take any damage. NOW MY FRIENDS, INTRODUCE YOURSELVES!

3 chickens bob around before running in circles.

???: I AM SOY SAUCE! 2ND IN COMMAND OF THE SAUCE SQUA-

???2: NO! I AM SWEET ONION SAUCE, THE TRUE-

???3: HELL NO! I AM HONEY MUSTARD SAUCE, THE 2ND IN COMMAND OF THE-

Y/N whacks them all in the head, earning a yelp as he stretches himself.

Y/N: Ya done arguing?

HMS:.....Damn he's one scary dude BBQ.

BBQ: *puff* Of course....I know him the best! He's the strongest being out there I've ever known!

SS: Ya sure?

BBQ: Even stronger than hot sauce!

They all looked at Y/N in awe, though tilted their heads at his rather mundane armor.

BBQ: One doesn't need armor to be strong.

Y/N: Eh I'm just grinding.

SS: THANK YOU KIND SIR!

All the chickens bow to Y/N who nodded back at them.

SOS: BBQ TOLD US ALL ABOUT YOU! THANK YOU FOR TAKING CARE OF OUR LEADER!

SS: *bow* How can we repay you?

HMS: What about the chest we dragged along of some loot?

Y/N's eyes glowed red at the mention of loot along with Y/N Jr as Sweet Onion sauce walks away before dragging a chest forward using a rope and his beak.

SOS: Had a run in with some players that were trying to kill us! Hearing what our leader had to say, you two will suit these weaponry well!

Y/N opens the chest, reaching inside before pulling out an impressively large diamond greatsword.

Y/N: *whistle* Damn.....this ain't a bad weapon. It's more my type too.

Don: Yup!

SOS: *gasp* A talking weapon?!

Don: Indeed Sweet Union!

Y/N swung his blade around, testing its size and how fast he can use it. He was impressed on how well built and sharp it was as he slices through a cobblestone block in half with ease.

Y/N: Definitely my weapon.

He reaches in, pulling out a diamond chestplate before putting it on while Y/N Jr excitedly puts on enchanted diamond armor before pulling out a long blade again.

Y/N Jr: *happy* How do I look?

Y/N: *whistle* Swell. Damn there's a lot of supplies in here. Hold on let me split this 25% for me and 75% for you brother.

They sorted out the supplies, burning away the access they didn't need while Y/N tosses a green, glowing diamond helmet to his brother who puts it on.

Y/N: *phew* Now we're stacked for the big game.

BBQ: Now we got our stuff....LET'S DO THIS!

BBQ hypes everyone up before running south, everyone following after him as a certain drowned zombie watches the group.

Later

*CLANG*

Y/N attaches his fishing rod to his blade before swinging it around, hitting some hostile armored zombies that tried to charge at him and his brother.

SS: He's so strong!

BBQ: He's having fun. I mean....I CAN FINALLY LET LOOSE!

BBQ poops out a massive barrage of rotten eggs, hitting the hostile mobs around the entire area long with his chicken friends while Y/N Jr ducks under a blade and thrusts his sword forward, killing a diamond armored zombie.

Y/N Jr: All my time in Minecraft PvP and watching those animation on YouTube is paying off!

Y/N: This is taking it to the next level eh?

Y/N Jr laughs before shield bashing a rather tall zombie and shoots an arrow with his crossbow that knocks the armored mob away onto a tree.

BBQ: Alright we are almost at the "boss level" as they call it.

HMS: Games are so fun!

SS: *gasp* HOT SAUCE!

Blue Demon: Interesting...this is a very interesting development.

The brothers turn to find a glowing zombie approaching them, holding two tridents by his side as Y/N lowers his weapon.

Y/N Jr: Huh.....mobs can talk.

Y/N: The chicken.

Y/N Jr: Yeah but I thought hostile mobs couldn't-

Blue Demon: A fact you just learned. Now.......BBQ, I heard your story and everything.......

He takes a good look at the duo, seeing their odd looking body that didn't resemble anything of the world except for their tools.

Blue Demon: You both are not of a shape similar to me, or anyone in this world. Perhaps....you-

*CLANG*

Herobrine #3: Impossible....how do you have those weapons?

The glowing eyed player points to Y/N Jr, seeing one of their main vessel's weapons attached to his back while Y/N held Don.

Don: Wanna get me back? You're gonna have to kill my best partner here!

Herobrine #2: It's useless to struggle.

Herobrine #1: You cannot avoid us. We will eventually tire you ou-

Y/N ignores their talking before walking forward, whispering into his brother's ear.

Y/N: *whisper* It's not like the Minecraft games you play. Anything can be used as a weapon. It doesn't matter if you're stronger.

Y/N: You just have to win.

Y/N slices an obsidian pillar before he charges forward.

Y/N: I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE MAIN GUY AND HIS 2 BODYGUARDS! YOU TAKE CARE OF THE 4 WEAPON WIELDERS!

His brother nods his head, charging forward with his sword and a fishing rod as 4 Herobrine weapon wielders ran at him.

Y/N Jr: 'I have to make big brother proud! I don't need his help all the tim-

2 Minutes later

30 minutes later

Later

Carson: It's almost 5 hours...

Revy: Don't worry! They'll be back soon.

Hank: Eh I'm coming next time they're going into that world!

Carson and Lily were anxious, not having been able to contact their son due to them knowing he was in a different world. When they heard how Minecraft was played in the world Y/N was heading too, they were scared for their younger son but after seeing Y/N promising not to let him get hurt, they eventually let the two disappear.

Lily: Deep breaths....It's not like a world where you can actually die permanently.

Carson: Lily.....calm down-

*WHOOSH*

HMS: So this is your house!

Y/N: Yup. It sure is.

Carson and Lily were confused as Y/N and Y/N Jr walk through the portal cladded in shining blue armor except for Y/N who wore iron enchanted armor with the exception of his chest plate. They were both accompanied by 4 chickens, one of them being BBQ while Blue Demon stood there awkwardly.

Blue Demon:......Did I do something wrong?

Blue was sweating, as if he was completely out of his comfort zone before Kirby floats to the ground.

Kirby: *happy* Hi!

Blue throws a spear straight at Kirby as he swallows it.

Blue: Huh?

Kirby: Yum!

Y/N Jr: *happy* Look mom, dad. Look what I got?

Y/N's brother hands his parents 5 diamond ores, shocking them all as Y/N turns to the awkward induced zombie.

Y/N: I can explain alright?

Blue Demon:......Tell me what sorcery is this?

Next Chapter: Making Mob Friends with Kirby