3RD PERSON POV

Y/N: Hmmm.....popcorn, cooking supplies, especially chicken.........

Eto: That's all of it darling.

Y/N and Eto finishes shopping for supplies for movie night and made their way to the cashier.

???: 100,000 lien in total please.

Y/N: Holy shi- I mean.....

Eto: How the fuck?

???: You bought a lot of premium supplies.

Y/N: *sigh* Fine.

He brings out his scroll and pays for the groceries.

Y/N: Let's go now.

Together, they made their way to the front of the store where Y/N proceeds to store all his supplies.

Eto: *hug* Darling may I ride on your back?

She tries to climb onto his back but finds herself in his arms instead, being carried like a princess.

Y/N: *grin*What about this Eto?~

Eto: *giggle* Real smooth darling~. I don't mind though~ *hug* This is comfortable enough~

Walking into a clearing, Y/N's blood wings sprout from his back once again.

Eto: *hands raised* Onward my steed!

*BOOM*

Later

Geir: S-sis is this the right place?

They both walk through Beacon's entrance along with a few other gods and humans, admiring the structure of the place.

Brunhilde: Hermes's device says that he resides in this world. I'm sure he's here somewhere.

Ozpin: And what might you all be doing here?

They all turn to Ozpin who stood alone in front of them.

Brunhilde: You're Ozpin right? Headmaster of Beacon Academy?

Ozpin: Yes?

Brunhilde: I am Brunhilde,-

Ozpin: Eldest of the 13th Valkyrie Sisters. Y/N told me everything.

Sasaki: You know where he is?

Ozpin: And why may I presume you're looking for him?

Loki: Cmon now~ We can do this the easy way-

*THWACK*

Loki: OW!

Shiva: *glare* Shut up.

Raiden: Old man hurry up! I need to get back soon.....

Ozpin: If you insist, then he went out to go shopping.

Brunhilde: Shopping?

Ozpin: The whole dorm has been planning movie night since yesterday. He was just in charge of going out.

Raiden: 'No training?'

Ozpin: But he will eventually arrive soon. Maybe in about 30 minut-

*BOOM*

Everyone stood their ground except for Ozpin only to find Y/N landing onto the ground with his wings out.

Eto: Ah......*grin* That was a fun ride.

They all watch in curiosity as the blood wings retracts back into Y/N as he heads off to the doors of the dorms.

Ruby: YOU GOT EVERYTHING?!

Y/N: YEAH CATCH!

*THUD*

And Ruby was promptly crushed under a mountain of groceries.

Eto/Y/N: Oops.

Ruby: *dying* I'm stuck........help me Yang!!!

Yang eventually comes jogging out the door and lends Ruby a hand.

Yang: Um, why the bell do we need all this food?

Y/N: Kirby and BBQ.......the other food is for Emerald....Velvet's pet slime if you're wondering.

Yang: *chuckle* Forgot about them...

They all head inside as everyone far outside awkwardly watches the interaction.

Brunhilde: *confused* That's.......Y/N?

Ozpin: He is the same.

Geir: He.............acts like a average human though.

Ozpin: *sips* Looks can be deceiving. He's quite enjoyable to hang around though.

Adam: *curious* Quite enjoyable.....and also defeats the destructive god without a volund. My children did come very far after all....even if they are of a different world.

Geir: What are we waiting for?

Brunhilde held Geir close as they all walked to the dor-

*BANG*

Revy: FUCKING GET THE DOG!

Yang: ZWEI COME OUT!

BBQ: CHICKEN WINGS!

Hank: THEY'RE NOT COOKED YET!

Loud noises can be heard from within as they all got closer.

*SHATTER*

BBQ broke through the window of the 2nd floor and floats onto the ground.

BBQ: Let's do it again!

Everyone inside: NO!

Geir: A-a talking chicken?!

BBQ turns around to find Geir staring at him with curiosity and fear.

BBQ: WHO ARE YOU CALLING CHICKEN?!

Geir: EEK!!

She hid behind Brunhilde who observes BBQ.

*POKE*

Adam: Strange......I haven't seen any of Gods creations like you before-

BBQ: DON'T TOUCH ME! *cackle* OR I'LL EAT YOU!

Sasaki: *amused* Eat?

Raiden: *smirk* I can say the same thing you you chicken.

BBQ immediately puffs himself up trying to size Raiden up as he towers over him.

BBQ:.........

Raiden:............

Geir: *confused* Should we......do something about this?

Brunhilde: Hey are you ther-

Y/N: *confusedI Wait how the fuck are you all here?!

They all turn to Y/N who stood at the entrance with a kitchen knife and a MAG shotgun on the other.

Hermes: It's due to my....devices.

Brunhilde: *clears throat* Y/N I was looking for you.

Y/N: *narrow* I thought I was done with Ragnarok.

Brunhilde: *grimace* The situation......is rather dire.

Y/N: Did the gods pull off some cheat code or something?

Brunhilde: It's.....best if I tell you in person.

Y/N: Alright get inside.

Later

Y/N and his friends sat on one side of the room on some couches while Brunhilde and her entourage sat on the other.

Brunhilde: May I ask who your friends are?

Y/N: So right here is my best friend and other rival Hank. And there's.......Ruby, Weiss, Yang, Blake, Jaune, Pyrrha, Nora, Ren, Coco, Yatsuhashi, Fox, and Velvet. My other friends are BBQ and Kirby-

Geir: *star eyes* It's the cute pink creature!

She picks him and cuddles him within her grasp. Unlike last time, he was content with this and snuggles onto her.

Kirby: *snuggle* Poyo Poyo......

Y/N: He likes you.

Geir: *smile* He's so squishy! *squish*

Just as Geir babbles on with Kirby, Loki thought it would be a perfect time to try and flirt with one of the girls. Of course Y/N notices this and shifts to the left.

Loki: Hello my beautiful angel~ I-

Bernadette: *sigh* What do you want?

Loki: *grin* Impatient are we?~ What brings you here to hang around with these humans?~

Bernadette: I enjoy their company if that's what you're asking.

Loki: Why hang around with them when you have me?~ If you come with me to Asgard I promise I'll take good care of you?~

Bernadette: *annoyed* No thank you.

Loki: Hmmm....how about we get to know each other on....a date perhaps-

Bernadette: *annoyed* I'm already with someone.

Loki: *frown* It's a shame. *turns to Eto* Would you care to-

Eto: *annoyed* Fuck no. I'm already taken.

Loki: *smile* And who may I ask would steal the heart of a maiden like you and the angel?~

Eto and Bernadette in response pulls Y/N over to them as he wraps an arm around them both.

Y/N: Me.

Loki: Oh.

His face immediately fell from hearing those words. He lookes at Y/N in disgust only to back away in fear as Y/N glares at him coldly before turning to the Valkyrie.

Y/N: Now what were you trying to say?

Brunhilde: Oh. I was just asking who your friends are.

Y/N: So next to me is Bernadette and Eto. *points behind* Revy and Roberta and Eula.

Loki: *crying* Can I please at least date one of you-

Revy/Roberta/Velvet/Blake/Eula: Y/N's ours/Fuck off.

Loki: *sniff* I see~ My heart has been torn apart~

Y/N: Now moving on. What the hell happened?

Brunhilde: After your win with Shiva, the gods weren't too happy with the outcome. If Shiva gets to live while the others die, then it would be too 'unfair.' Starting today they shortened Ragnarok to one match and.....resurrected everyone.

Y/N:

So all of that fighting was useless?!

Brunhilde: *worried* I'm afraid so. Since it's a team v team bout, they all picked their strongest fighters. Not to mention the made countless measures and strategies to make sure they win at all costs.

Y/N: When is Ragnarok happening?

Loki: Today or tomorrow~ If you all wish to die early I'd suggest today but-

Y/N: Alright then today it is!

Brunhilde: Wait what-

Y/N stores the shotgun in his hand and gets right up.

Y/N: When's the match?

Loki: An hour from now~

Y/N: LET'S GO NOW EVERYONE!

Brunhilde: WAIT YOU CAN'T JUST-

Y/N: I'm bout to end their whole career~

Brunhilde: WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH A PLAN FIRS-

Everyone: Nah we're more than ready.

Despite her protests, they all got from their seats and walk out the dorms.

Y/N: If there are 13 gods than might as well pick 13 people. I vouch me, Hank, BBQ-

Kirby: Poyo Poyo?

Roberta: You......sure about this?

Kirby: *happy* POYO!

Y/N: *chuckle* Fine. Then Kirby, Sasaki, Adam, Jack, Raiden, Lu Bu uhhh.....

Eto: Maybe I can join?~

Y/N: You sure about that?

Velvet: 'I know you're just going to kill almost all of them in the first 5 seconds so why not?'

Y/N: And Eto, Velvet........Bernadette and Revy.

Eula: I believe I can refrain from physical contact and observe from above.

Roberta: *ponder* Hmm.......I don't mind watching.

Revy: LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH!

Bernadette: Let's hurry it up.

Sasaki: *waving* Wait we need a pla-

Y/N: No we don't. Technically it's a 12 v 13 because it's not like Shivas gonna try and kill me.

Shiva: *smirk* True~

Loki: *annoyed* Tch...

Sasaki: *ponder* That is true....and surrendering is an option too.

Raiden: I still need to get home.......actually let's get this over with.

Y/N: *yawn* And besides there's like 3 hours till the first movie starts so let's just get this over with.

Geir: Y-you can't possibly take on all the gods by yourself without a plan!

Y/N: TRY ME!

Brunhilde: You may have the power to best Shiva but how can you possibl-

Later

Heimdall: WHAT AN ONE SIDED FIGHT! LADIES AND GENTLEMAN ALL THE GODS ARE DOWN OR FORFEIT! CAN HAJUN WIN WITH THE ODDS STACKED AGAINST HIM?!

All the gods and humans including the Valkyries watch with their mouths wide open at the absurdity below. Just as the fight started, the Gods were of course arrogant as usual. Poseidon decides to charge forward except.............

*BAM*

*THUD*

His body falls forward as he lays dead on the rocky ground. Before any of the gods could do anything, Y/N nearly takes them all out in the same fashion, leaving Hajun left. Right now they have been.....bullying him for the past 10 minutes with Shiva, Thor, Buddha, Heracles, and Zerofuku (not possessed) sat in the corner of the arena eating some popcorn.

Hajun: H-HOW?! WHY CAN'T I BEAT YOU?!

Y/N/Hank/Revy:

Loser.

Hajun: *seethe* You....YOU DARE MOCK ME?! I-I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD!

Hajun roars in fury and sprints across the stage hoping to take Y/N down with an overhand strike.

Hajun: D-D-DIVINE RETRIBUTION-

*TRIP*

Eto: *sweating* Well that's embarrassing.

The humans and even gods roared in laughter at the pathetic display as he takes his sword from the ground and gets up to point it at Y/N.

Hajun: I-I AM HAJUN! D-DEMON OF THE SIXTH HEAVEN! I'LL NEVER LOSE TO A FILTHY MORTAL LIKE YO-

*plop*

An egg unintentionally drops into his mouth as he stands there dumbfounded.

BBQ: Eat it bitch.

*BAM*

Kirby headbutts his jaw forcing him to chew and swallow the poisonous egg.

Hajun: *gag* What the hell is this? *GAG* So disgusting *BELCH*

He gags at the feeling in his mouth before vomiting onto the arena floor.

Heimdall: OH!......Well that's disgusting.

???: So.............what do you think they're going to do next?

???2: Maybe trip him around a little bit?

???3; A-aren't you worried that they might......lose?

???4: Pfftt.....No. I mean at this point Master Kojiro can take him out easily. I mean look at him. Hajun can't even do anything.

All the humans were either debating or betting on what they'll do next while some were cheering humanity's side on. The gods were all frozen, not able to comprehend their imminent and overwhelming loss.

Hermes: *sigh* Didn't expect this to happen did you?

Ares:............................

Meanwhile Hajun finishes barfing up his stomach and stares angrily at his opponents.

Sasaki: Are........we gonna finish him off or something? 'Not like I don't mind having a bit of fun.'

Raiden: *yawn* I wouldn't mind a few more minutes.

Hank: Few minutes it is!

He proceeds to smack a screaming Hajun away into the wall. This didn't deter him however as he gets off and charges to whoever he sees once again.

Hajun: D-DIE-

*BOOM*

His body collides into the arena wall and he slides down unconscious.

Y/N: Now let's see...........oh shit he's dead.

From closer inspection he spots traces of RC shards, glass, and a holofied sword buried into his body as well as a few blood bullets.

Velvet/Bernadette/Revy/Eto: Oops.

Adam: So we finally won? *CRUNCH*

Jack: In a rather.....anti-climatic way I would assume.

Kirby: Poyo?

Adam:...*nod* Here.

Adam hands an apple to Kirby who inhales it into his mouth, surprising him though he turns to Heimdall.

Lu-Bu: WE'RE DONE HER-

Loki: *groan* Ugh..........

From the pile of dead bodies, Loki gets up a bit dazed while holding his head.

Loki: *groan* What happene-

The first thing he saw was the bodies of his dead comrades. Widening his eyes, he steps back only to bump into Heracles.

Loki: *turns around* S-Shiva we have a chance! Let's kill them-

Heracles: We are going to have a long talk....I don't like hurting but...this will be an exception.

Loki backs away in fear as he menacingly walks to him. He turns only to find everyone else staring at him with the same cold look.

Loki: S-shiva? Any help?

Shiva: No no.

Looking around he spots Thor and the others gods and pleads to them for help but to no avail.

Thor: Was that the wind?

Zerofuku: Hmm.....maybe?

Buddha: Yes it's the wind!

He tries to turn around only to find everyone surrounding him in every direction.

Y/N: What's wrong Loki?

Loki: D-Did I do something wrong?!

Everyone: Say that to me/my wife/my girlfriends.

Loki: M-mercy?

Y/N: No.

And thus they gave Loki the beat down of his life with Adam and Buddha and Heracles casually talking on the side.

Later

Loki: *incomprehensible dying noises*

After a full 5 minutes, Loki laid broken and in pain on the floor of the arena. Everyone was finally satisfied with his beat down.......

*BOOM*

Revy: YOU...*BAM* FUCKING *BAM* SON *BAM* OF *BAM* A *BAM* BITCH!

*CRACK*

Content with his suffering, she lets go of him and backs up as he held his lower region.

Loki: *dying* My......heavenly orbs....*faints*

He passed out shortly after, foaming by the mouth.

Revy: OI ASSHAT! ANNOUNCE IT!

The gods boo at the blatant disrespect but immediately looked away from Y/N's glare.

Heimdall: I-IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED! A RATHER....INTERESTING CONCLUSION TO MANKIND'S FIGHT FOR SURVIVAL! HUMANITY HAS WON RAGNAROK!!

He was immediately met with silence as they were still all trying to process what just happened. Nevertheless, one person cheered and shortly after everyone hollered at the top of their lungs.

???: LET'S GO!!!!

???2: WE WON!!!

???: M-MASTER HAS WON!

???3: At a.....really interesting match BUT WHO CARES?!

While everyone cheered on, the gods began to talk amongst themselves but interestingly wasn't too angry at the results.

???; W-what is that human?! H-he killed them all, even Zeus like they were nothing!

???2: *shudder* A monster.

???3: Loki deserved that beating though.

???4: Asshole flirted with my wife.

???3: *chuckle* It's funny how Shiva and even Heracles himself joined in.

As for the others, they were at least relieved that their god is still alive.........but.........

Ares:................

Hermes: *chuckle* I think we broke him.

Looking at the arena, he could see everyone chatting around, Gods and men talking perfectly in harmony.

Hermes: 'This Y/N fellow is certainly interesting. Hmmmm......how far can he truly go?'

Later

Brunhilde:........

She just sat their frozen and unblinking as Y/N and everyone else waits for a response.

Y/N: So............was I right?

Brunhilde:...................

Geir: Sis.......*thwack*

Brunhilde: *dazed* Uh yeah?

Geir: You were going to talk to them?

Brunhilde: Oh yeah what was it again?

Y/N: *smirk* Did I prove you wrong?

Brunhilde: You did but...........

BBQ: You didn't expect it to be that one sided?

Brunhilde: I thought like...a......*shock* how the hell?! Did you hold back against Shiva?!

Y/N: Not much but yes. I held back although it was a challenge.

Brunhilde: *mutter* You're too strong for your own accord.

Y/N: Jokes on you I was defeated before.

Everyone: WHAT?!

Geir: Who defeated you?!

Y/N: Some alien with the name of Hit. He's the one who taught me the technique I used recently.

Sasaki: Different world?

Y/N: Yeah.......oh look at the time! We should all be going now.......

Y/N and everyone else hurries up to leave as they all teleport away.

Geir: Should we tell them tomorrow?

Brunhilde: *sigh* Yeah.

Adam: This apple is delicious...

Everyone:...............

Later

Y/N: I AM SPEED!

*SLICE*!

Moving at hypersonic speeds, Y/N manages to cook and prepare every single piece of food and every meal in under an hour.

Y/N: WHEN'S THE MOVIE?!

Ruby: 5 MINUTES!

Y/N quickly washes his hands and jumps onto the couch at the TV right next to everyone.

Revy: I CALL SOFA!

Ruby: NO FAIR! 

One by one everyone made their way to the TV, where they all sat next to each other.

Eula: What is this.......movie may I ask?

Pyrrha: It's a series of pictures strung together in a way that it's like you are watching something happening in real life.

Eula: I don't understand.....but I'm interested in seeing this.

Roberta: What....movies do we have?

Ruby innocently showed everyone her planned playlist.............

Revy/Hank: *scowl* Fuck no.

Roberta: Is there like any PG-13 or R+ movies?

Ruby: *pout* I'm 16. I'm not old enough!

BBQ: Not if you have an adult with you.

Ruby: Yeah?! Who's the oldest here?

Everyone immediately points to Bernadette who was startled.

Bernadette: I uh.

Ruby: How old are you?

Bernadette: Centuries.

Ruby: *pout* Can we please watch my movie?

She took it even further by showing her puppy eyes, the sheer cuteness causing everyone to look away.

Bernadette: I uh..

Ruby: *pout* Pretty please?

Bernadette:...........

Ruby: Please?

Bernadette: *sweating*................If you insist....I shall allow it then.

And so they proceeded to watch a mixture of the playlist to Revy's chagrin. Although she did get a good laugh when they played a horror movie only for Ruby to pass out at the beginning. All in all it was fun.

Later

Y/N: 'Am I the last one awake? Huh...'

He watches the Tv and looks around to find everyone passed out. Wrapping his arms around Velvet and Blake, he closes his eyes before falling into a peaceful sleep.

Y/N: What a time to be alive.

Y/N: *smile* Goodnight everyone.

All his girlfriends had a smile on their faces as he said that before sleeping.

Next chapter: Reunited At Last

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