5. Meeting archangels

Later

Waiter: *sweating* I-is that all you like to eat?

*BBBUUUURRRRRRRPPPP*

BBQ lets out a big burp that reverberates across the entirety of the open space of their floor in heaven. Meanwhile everyone already finished their meals with satisfied stomachs as they looked at the waiter.





BBQ: *grin* Yup.

Revy: *holds stomach* Yeah.

Waiter: *relieved* Thank the lord......*THUD*





Y/N: Well, that's that.....Let's go now...........*BURP* Excuse me.

Velvet: *ponder* The 4th floor looks very interesting.........

Meanwhile

Meanwhile the archangels were walking down a hallway discussing about the disturbances reported all around Heaven by confused angels.

???1: *ponder* It seems that there has been some disturbances around Heaven as of now.

???2: *crosses arms* What do you mean? I thought you did your job to make sure everything is in order..

???3: *grin* Cmon Bernie give her a break. I heard from my two coworkers that there is a group going through several levels. A rather eccentric group composed of a tall mortal with a trench coat, duel gun lady, a chicken, a mortal girl with rabbit ears and a normal human. So far it has been the 3rd, 7th, 1st, 5th and 8th.

???2: *sarcastic* Wow. It seems that you are not as useless as I thought. But how are we going to handle it?

???1: *ponder* We will have to find which level they are on firs-

Y/N: This floor is fucking big.....








All 3: Huh?

Walking diagonally in the hallway was Y/N going through a book with Velvet and Revy by his side, Hank peering over his shoulder and BBQ on his head.

Y/N: Let's go to that high place in the clouds. Anyone up for skydiving

Velvet: I-I don't mind.

Revy: *grin* Hell yea-

???2: Hey!

Y/N turns to see what appeared to be the archangels mentioned in the book he had.










Y/N: Everyone:.......








Hank/BBQ/Y/N: NIGERUNDAYO!


Revy: WAIT FOR ME IDIOTS!

Velvet: W-Wait!

They all ran away leaving the archangels in the dust as they disappeared.

???2: *angry* GET BACK HERE!

Later


Y/N/Hank: YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!!

They all ran through separate doors trying to ward off the archangels who were busy chasing them.

???3: *grin* Well you are a lively bunch but we don't have to do this the hard way do w- ACK!

He chokes on a regular egg thrown by BBQ into his mouth, earning them time to jump out an open window.


Velvet: WAIT WE'RE FALLLIIINNNNGGGGGGG!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Revy: *happy* WOOOOOOOOOO!!! I BETTER NOT DIE OR THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT Y/N!!!!

They all free fall through various layers onto clouds before both Hank and Y/N catch the rest of the crew safely.

Y/N: BETTER RUN!!!'

Revy: NO SHIT!

Velvet got onto Y/N as Hank carries both Revy and BBQ and they ran at hypersonic speeds. As they were running, the archangels come out of nowhere with their two wings only to find the group already running away and decides to unleash 4 of their wings.

BBQ: *looks back* Oh they're getting a bit serious! They might catch us!

Y/N: NOT WHEN I SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!


Hank: LET'S GO!

Y/N and Hank stopped for a second confusing the archangels who were just approaching them...........







*BOOM*

They all disappear in a flash, leaving the archangels even more confused to where they went.

???2: WHAT THE?! WHERE DID THEY GO?!

*PLOP*

A letter lands on ???1 hand and she picks it up to read it.

Dear Archangels,

Meet us in the angel lounge on the 1st level. We'll talk there.....but it's been fun while it lasts. I did enjoy our chase, but looks like I have a lot of explaining to do.

Sincerely,
Dimension Traveler Y/N



???1: Huh.....that's strange.....let's see what they have to say.

In angel lounge

???2: *angry* DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU CAUSED?!

The 2nd archangel was berating the whole group though much to her frustration they were listening but didn't really seem to care.

Everyone: Nope.

Y/N: Do tell me, what did I do that was wrong "archangel"?

???2: *scowl* You jeopardized the foundation of the 8th ring of heaven!

Y/N: I did not, did I? I retained the exuberant atmosphere required. All I used was a simple TV.

???2: *growl* What about the commotion you made in the music room?

Y/N: It didn't interrupt anyone's work.

???2: The judgement hall?

Y/N: Some of them can retain their memories for a little longer.

???2: The 7th ring?

Y/N: I tried helping him and he was just a bit exhausted.

???2: The book you stole from the first ring of Heaven?

Y/N: Already put it back.




???2: You haven't even left my sight for the last 20 minu-

Clone Y/N: I can make clones.

The clone just at the doorway disappears as the atmosphere grew silent.


???2: *sigh* Fine.....Why did you lead us on a goose chase?

Y/N: Cause why not?

???1/???2/???3:......................









???1: Even if you didn't do anything wrong, you're not suppose to be here, but I guess the rules don't really apply to you since.....you came here. But do tell me, how did a group of mortals really get into Heaven in the first place?

1 hour later

Y/N: Yeah that's pretty much it.

???3: *grin* Very interesting. A talking chicken, mercenary, Faunus and a mortal who already died but can travel dimensions. Though it's a miracle all of you get along.

Y/N: *shrug* That's the gist of it. It's been always my thing.

???1: It seems you never meant to intrude here since this was an accident, so we'll let you go for now. Would you like to get out of here?

Y/N: No thanks. We can teleport back by ourselves.

He forms a portal, startling the 3. Just as they were about to leave though, Y/N turns to the three archangels.

Y/N: By the way, what are your names? Just if we meet each other again.

???3: *grin* You may call me Azrael~

???1: I am Celeste.

???2: Bernadette.

Y/N: Interesting........until we meet again!

*WOOSH*

With that Y/N and his comrades all disappeared into the portal underneath them.





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