4. Heaven Shenanigans
Y/N POV
Is it morning already?
I try to get up but found myself wedged between Velvet and....Revy? Huh......thought she said not to touch her yet she is literally hugging my back.
Time to wake them both up now I guess.
Y/N: *whisper* Pst...Velvet!
Velvet: *snore* Just 5 more minutes...zzzz.....
Oh.
I see how it is.
I free my left arm around her waist and began rubbing her ears, earning a loud purr before she woke up with a red face.
Velvet: *blush* Y-you didn't have to wake me up like that...
Y/N: *whisper* Why not? You're a lot cuter when you're flustered like this~
Velvet buries her face into my chest seemingly trying to hide her embarrassment. After a while, Velvet looks up to me wanting to talk about something that crossed her mind.
Velvet: About last night...
I raised a brow as she tried to speak up.
Velvet: Did you enjoy our time together?
Oh.....I see.
Y/N: *nod* I did enjoy our time together.
Velvet: *blush* W-What if I told you I-I had feelings for y-you?
Y/N: I don't mind.
I brushed my hand against her face, her face getting closer to mine.
Y/N: *smirk* I do share similar feelings for you actually although we didn't meet for very long.
Velvet stopped functioning, her face turning even more red as she tried to comprehend what I said. I had a grin on my face though she turns away much to my confusion.
Velvet: *nervous* You like me..despite being different from you?
Y/N: *confused* What do you mean by that?
Velvet: *nervous* You're a regular human being. I'm a Faunus with rabbit ears.
Y/N: No no. I like how the ears look on you! I don't care about that Faunus racism and stuff. I like you for who you are.
Velvet let out a sigh of relief as she turns back only for me to give her a quick kiss, earning a 'eep' from her mouth.
Y/N: Better now?
Velvet: *blush* Y-Yes......
Velvet: So we're official now?
Y/N: We are
Velvet smiles and hugs Y/N, contempt with his acceptance of her.
Revy: *yawn* Did y'all forget I'm still fucking here?
Y/N: 'Fuck.'
Revy: *grumble* I fucking had to lay here and listen to your lovey dovey conversation for the past 5 minutes.
Y/N: Can't you let go of me and get up?
Her grip on me was even tighter as if she didn't want to let go of the warm feeling she felt.
Revy: *mumble* It's comfortable here.
3RD PERSON VIEW
BBQ: *grin* HANK YOU OWE ME $100 FOR MY BARBEQUE SAUCE!
Hank: *grumble* FUCK! I thought they were gonna confess like in another week!
BBQ: Bro didn't you even see the awkward tension between them? Not to mention they were eying each other constantly the past few days!
Hank: 'FUCK!'
And for the next few days they hung around, talking to each other and doing some crazy shenanigans with each other. Once they all had to escape from a local mafia with Hank and Y/N and BBQ riding on 3 separate shopping carts. Oh Revy had a good laugh about it.
TIME-SKIP 3 DAYS LATER
Y/N: ARE YA'LL READY TO GO INTO A DIFFERENT WORLD?!
He forms a portal in front of him while Velvet stood besides him as Hank and BBQ nod. Seeing their agreemnt, Y/N walks forward into the po-
Revy: Wait!
He turns around to find Revy running towards him with eagerness
.
Y/N: Huh?
Revy: Take me with you.
Y/N: I thought you said you needed to go here.
Revy: I only went here to chill out and lay low. I-I have no one to rely on now except for you guys....*grin* Though I had a lot of fun. I don't want that to end......not in a hundred fucking years so let me come!
Everyone: *shrug* Sure.
Revy: Seriously?
Hank: *yawn* It's been just us for months so I wouldn't mind a little company
Y/N: Let's not waste any time guys.
Everyone: Fine.
*WOOSH*
In Heaven
*WOOSH*
*THUD*
Velvet/Y/N: OOF!
Y/N: Oh......*chuckle* Sorry?
After falling out the portal, Y/N can be seen pinning Velvet down with 2 hands as they stared into each other's eyes.
Velvet: *red* Y-Y/N you're close!
Y/N immediately gets up before grabbing her hand and hoisting her onto her feet.
Velvet: *looks away* Thank you.........Where are we?
Y/N: *looks away* I don't know but it seems that we are at a library as-
*WOOSH*
BBQ: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!!!!
Hank/Revy: WATCH OUT!!!!!
*CRACK*
They both end up crashing onto Y/N as he faceplants onto the ground with both of them on his back.
Y/N: *dying* Why meeee......
After recovering from a broken back
*WOOSH*
Y/N: *curious* Knowledge...Get me some knowledge....
Y/N: This one!
Y/N can be seen picking random books from the shelf and looking for info that could tell him anything about the world they were in but fails as every single book is on the aspects of religion, God and Heaven or some religious fuckery he doesn't even know about.
Y/N: Nope.
Velvet is busy taking pictures and dragging Revy along for some quality girl time together.....although she didn't mind as she enjoyed the bunny girl's presence.
Hank and BBQ........were just playing some poker with stolen gold coins on top of the bookshelf.
Hank: Hmmmm....*PLOP* FUCK!
BBQ: SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Y/N: Um guys?
Everyone gathers around Y/N as he looks into a particular book.
Y/N: I don't know how the fuck we are here but I think we're in Heaven.
Hank:
Goddamn......they must be stupid! I'm the last person anyone will ever think of bringing to Heaven!
But looking at the book, Hank couldn't help but be curious about the info in it.
Hank: But Damn....Heaven and Hell have 9 layers? That's like Dante's Inferno.
Revy: *furrow* The 9th circle of Heaven is a bit messed up. You don't even exist anymore.
Y/N: Because existing is bad apparently
BBQ: *muse* Tell me about it.
Velvet: *points* It says here that there are 3 archangels in charge of order in Heaven. What if we run into them?
Hank:
KILL IF THEY DON'T LET US GO
BBQ: *hungry* Hold hostage for food~
Y/N: *deadpan* If we go with your ideas we'll have a whole army on our tails and an angry God. Let's just annoy them for the meantime.....like tomfoolery.
Hank:
Hohoho....That's a great idea!
Y/N: So where do you guys wanna go first?
Revy: Why don't we create some loud music? I'm sure blasting music into heaven will be alerting the angels to call the-
Later
Revy: *confused* Why the fucking piano out of everything?
*CRACK*
Y/N cracks his knuckles as he prepares to play.
Y/N: Why not?
Revy: Do your thing I guess
Hank: AND A 1...2...3...GO!
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Y/N finally finishes and jumps off the piano. The keys however weren't in such good condition and was smoking with some of its keys partially melted off as if someone has been using them at light speed.
Revy:......How the hel- YOUR HANDS ARE SMOKING!
Y/N: The piano is in good condition at least.
Everyone:
Later 2 hours
Random man: *smile*!Thank you. I used to watch this movie with my son when he was little.
Everyone went to the 8th circle of Heaven while Y/N and Velvet got a live TV from who knows where with Hank levitating the TV with his MAG arm as they finish the movie UP with one of the inhabitants watching with them.
Y/N: No problem. Let's go to the 7th circle now.
Revy: *sad* 'I wished I watched a different movie.......I never had a childhood.'
Everyone was about to leave whe-
Random Man: Wait!
Everyone: Huh?
Random Man: I would like to know what happened to my son Jay Grover.
Y/N: I dunno. We're not supposed to be in Heaven right now. For all I know I'm a dimensional traveler just having some fun with my friends.
BBQ: *yawn* Cmon guys let's go to the 7th circle after we visit the judgement hall. I'd like to eat lunch soon.
The footsteps fade as the group walks away with the man watching from his own bliss.
Random man: *smile* What an interesting group......I hope my son is doing alright in the 7th level.
But in reality he's not.
Later
Y/N left the TV out in the judgement hall so many can watch and relive the memories of their childhood while awaiting judgement.
They went bowling, skating, even dance around in the 3rd circle. Although some certain angels have been........restless.....after hearing about an eccentric group goofing around in heaven when they shouldn't be.
Next chapter: Archangels
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