3RD PERSON POV

5 HOURS LATER

Revy: I call bullshit but for some goddamn I believe the chicken, bunny ears and metal jaw here.

After hearing everyone's story, she had to have a whole moment to process the absurdity of what everyone said before turning to Y/N.

Revy: You there! Prove that you are not like me!

Y/N: You sure? It's not gonna be pretty.

Revy: *scoff* Fuck yeah. Don't wuss out you-

*STAB*

Y/N took a knife out and promptly stabs himself in the side of the head.

Revy: *shock* Why the fuck would you do that idiot?!

Y/N: You said to prove that I'm not like you and I did.

Revy: I didn't tell you to try and kill yourself.

Y/N: Now be amazed.

Y/N takes the knife out of his head and Revy watches in fascination as the flesh around closes in as if there wasn't a stab wound in the first place.

Revy: Well fuck me you really are different. Am I the only normal being here?

Everyone else: Yes.

Hank: Anyway, since we're almost there, I'm kinda curious about one thing. Why did your friends betray you in the first place exactly?

Revy flinches at this, which was noticeable by Y/N as he moves over to Hank.

Y/N: *whisper* Please don't ask her that.

Hank: *realize* Oh.....alright sorry if I made ya uncomfortable.

Revy: No need apologizing Hank.

She leans back, sighing as the drive continues for another hour with BBQ cracking up funny jokes every 2 minutes when the truck slows down.

*STOP*

Hank: Here we are. Welcome to Waytown city. It's currently 7 PM so I think we should go get dinner first.....which is conveniently right next to us in a diner.

Velvet: Uhhhh....Hank?

Hank turns around to find BBQ vibrating on his seat as if he was quaking with excitement.

Hank:.....OH SHI-

BBQ: *scream* FOOD!

Before anyone could move BBQ ran, his little feet swinging back and forth as he made his way to the diner across the street in an instant.

Y/N: Velvet get the money bag!

Velvet: On it Y/N!

Hank jumps out of the truck to go after BBQ while Velvet ran inside with the group's money bag.

Revy: Is this a normal thing with you 4?

Y/N: Only with me Hank and BBQ. We only met Velvet 4 days ago.

Revy: Oh......Whatever. *rumble* I'm fucking starving.

INSIDE

Head chef: *sobbing* P-Please no more! We will run out of food for customers!

Y/N: Hang on there! Just 5 more plates and your done! I'll even give you $5000 in compensation! You don't want to make him mad do you?

Seeing the money presented in front of him ignited the fire within the chef as he swiftly makes 5 more plates despite his tired state.
Outside, a mountain of plates can be seen stacking up across different tables as BBQ inhaled, chewed, swallowed whatever there was on the table.

BBQ: So good~

Hank tries to tone down the tension by levitating bananas only to get like 25 kids dogpiling onto him.

Hank: ACK!

Same thing with Velvet except she tried to eat in peace and everyone keeps asking to pet her ears, to which she shyly complies to because.....she does stand out a lot really so she'll attract attention no matter what.

Velvet: G-Go ahead...

All customers stopped doing whatever they did and either left, took photos or view the chaos happening or were huddling in the corner terrified at BBQ's hungry grin. After cooking everything for BBQ, the chef faints on the spot from exhaustion, snoring with his face on the dirty floor.

Revy: What the fuck is going on?

1 hour later

Velvet: Y/N......will you dance with me?

Y/N: I don't even know how to-

Velvet: *giggle* Cmon it'll be fun!

Against his will, Y/N was dragged onto the dance floor as Velvet giggles.

Hank/BBQ: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND!

Velvet: Cmon. I'll show yo-

Y/N: Like this?

Twirling Velvet around, he held her hand gently, admiring the look on her face as she giggles.

Velvet: *smirk* I thought you said you didn't know how to dance.

Y/N: I didn't feel like it but if you insist......I shall do so with a partner.

10 minutes later

Just as the 3rd song ends, Y/N dips Velvet over as he leans forward, leaving only a few inches between both their faces. The tension was high in the dance floor with Hank and BBQ watching as Velvet and Y/N stare intensely at each other.

Revy: *smirk* Just fucking kiss already you dense idiots.

*BAM*

Revy smacks Y/N on the back of his head, causing him to smash his lips onto Velvet's.

BBQ: *spits out drink* LOL!

Hank: *whistle* I did not expect that.

It took a whole moment for Velvet and Y/N to process the kiss before they separated from each other, faces red in embarrassment.

Y/N: (Y/N exe has stopped).

Velvet:

W-Why me?! 'MY FIRST KISS!'

Revy laughs and saunters off the dance floor leaving them blushing and trying to process what had happened while several civilians were cheering them on.

2 HOURS LATER

Hank: *yawn* See you guys next morning.

BBQ: I'm taking the bed.

Hank: You're taking the couch. My body can't even fit on the couch.

BBQ: Exactly....HELL NO!

Their bickering fades as their room door closes in the motel.

Y/N: *yawn* 'Oh what an exhausting day.'

*PLOP*
*SQUISH*

Y/N: 'Huh?'

Y/N collapsed onto the bed but didn't expect Velvet to be right next to him, his arm over her waist as her face was just a centimeter from his chest.

Velvet: *blush* D-Do you mind if I sleep with you for today?

Y/N: Fine by me-

*plop*

Y/N: You too Revy?

Revy: *grumpy* Yeah I'm not fucking sleeping on the crusty ass couch so don't touch me or I'll kill you, got it?

Revy proceeds to turn away from Y/N on the other side of the bed.

Y/N: Yeah sure......

*CLICK*

Velvet: Good night Y/N.

As Velvet closes her eyes, Y/N looks up, seeing the ceiling.

Revy:*whisper* Y/N?

He hears Revy whispering into his ear and looks over his shoulder.

Y/N: Yeah?

Revy: *whisper* Thanks for saving me this morning.

Y/N: No problem......

Revy: Good night Y/N.

Y/N: Good night Revy.

Everyone slept peacefully for the first time in a while that day.

Next chapter: Heaven shenanigans