Later

Y/N: So here's a globe of Remnant. Vacuo is to the west, Mistral to the north, and Atlas is to the north here.

Hinami: What about these two?

Y/N: *point* Well that is Menagerie which hosts more than 50% of the Faunus population and to the northwest is the land of darkness.

Amon: Why Land of Darkness?

Y/N: It's uninhabitable to the point that an army of 100,000 would get wiped out in a week or so because of the population of Grimm. I mean I kind of destroyed most of them I think.

Akira: You?

Y/N: Yeah but I mean to be fair I was fighting the two gods back then. At least I didn't go all out but I still got angry.

Eto: Yup!

Mado: 'Huh. Something tells me I wouldn't want to see him go all out.'

Later

Amon: This is.......surprisingly big.

The whole group was in a library which was kind of empty but not so since people went out to Vale.

Suzuya: So much knowledge.....it's hurting my brain...

Mado: 'Dust...interesting. So many ways to use them as weapons.'

Bernadette: The books are free since we all got a month off but you'll have to return them.

Ryuoko: Hmm Hinami should be able to read this.

Hank:........eh. Boring.

Hank throws the book to the top of the shelf as he turns.

Hank: Let's go to the wea-

*CRASH*

The whole shelf crashes onto Hank's head as he stood there, unblinking. At the perfect time, Qrow walks onto the scene holding his flask as everyone's eyes trail to him.

Qrow: What?

Hank:........

Later

Y/N: You know, this school does have a weapon forge but I kind of made my own here with my weapons. Come and take a look.

The investigators and ghouls looked in awe as they checked the numerous weapons lined up on the walls of the room.

Amon: 'How many weapons does this guy need?!'

Mado: 'Interesting. Very interesting designs. Odd but strangely effective......'

Akira: 'So many..........*touch* these can easily tear through ghouls so easily.....'

Suzuya: 'WEEEEEE...more weapons to use more to kill with!'

Y/N: By the way, I'm curious as to what your weapons are.

Hank: *yawn* Let's see them.

*WHOOSH*

Hank:...A club?

Amon: Specifically a koukaku quinque. But yes.

Suzuya: This i-

*BANG*

Ruby: Oo..*happy* a fellow scythe user!

Suzuya: Really? *gasp* So cool!

They both huddled into a corner of the room as they compared their scythes.

Akira: Well....mine is rather simple but it's effective.

Akira took out what appeared to be a...whip attached to a blade?

BBQ: It's.........ok.

Revy: Eh.

Akira: 'They ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it, because they would never understand.'

Mado: Now this is Fueguechi one.

Mado demonstrates the weapon by manipulating it to travel across the room. Y/N noticed how Ryuoko and Hinami flinch though so he tries to calm them down.

Y/N: Well I have something similar to that.

Mado: Really?

Mado stores his weapon as Y/N rubs the back of his head.

Y/N: The thing is... It's a bit...complicated...

Mado: Cmon, what's the worst that can happen?

Y/N: *sigh* You asked for it.

Y/N went into the center of the stage and pulls out a sword.

???: Why hello there.

Amon/Mado: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Everyone: EH?!

The sword extends around the room surveying everyone before setting its 'eyes' on Velvet.

???: What's a cute bunny like you doing he-

Y/N: Alright you're getting back into m-

???: *beg* Cmon, don't leave me out! I'm dying to get some fresh air! And Don is kind of lonely too. Mind bringing him out?

Y/N: No.

???: Yes.

Y/N: NO!

???: YES!

Y/N: Fine.

Y/N extends his arm out and materializes a hammer.

Don: *happy* Jin I'm finally free!

Y/N: I'm tempted to throw you both into the Abyss again.

Don: Chill bro! I'm not doing anything!

The hammer then turns to face the people.

Don: Name's Don and the big sword is Jin.

Jin: How yall doing?

Ruby:.....*happy* Woah.....

Ruby rushes to Y/N and examines the hammer and sword.

Ruby: It looks so cool! It's a nice shade of purple too......it even talks!

She grabs the two handles and swings them around rapidly.

Don: *nauseous* G-Get your hands off me woman!

Jin: Eh. It feels good to be admired.

Ruby: *excited* How do you both function?

Jin: Me?! Well I can extend myself of course. I can be used for offense but when the situation calls for it I'm a useful shield.

To demonstrate, Jin extends for about 10 meters and quickly surrounds Y/N's front side, blocking everyone's view.

Ruby: *drool* Hehe~

Mado: '......this talking sword is seriously more flexible and quicker than Fueguechi one.'

Don: On the other hand, I'm just an obsidian hammer that can only extend the handle. However, I can produce and release electricity and I weigh about 4 tons of so.

Ruby: Eh?!

Amon: Pft. Let me tr-

*THUD*

Amon: ACK!

Amon grabs the hammer only to collapse to the ground from its sheer weight

Akira: Amon!

Amon: *struggling* Nevermind I was wrong! Someone help me!

Don: Hah!

Later

*GROWL*

Y/N: Y'all hungry?

Amon: No of course no- *growl*.......yes.

BBQ: I'm hungry too! Haven't eaten in a while.

Amon: *deadpan* You literally ate like 5 sandwiches last hour

BBQ: I'm still hungry.

Suzuya: Cmon! Let's get something to eat!

Y/N: The cafeteria is to our left so-

*SPLAT*

Akira: Huh?

Jaune slid down and everyone looks inside to see many students running away.

Mado: Hold up.

Amon: Why are they running away?

Y/N: Ah......

Hank: This again...

Y/N urgently directs them all to follow him as they made their way to a door outside one end of the cafeteria.

Amon: Can someone please explain to me what's going on?!

BBQ: Oo! This will do!

Velvet: It's a food fight.

Amon: Why is every single person in there running from a 'food fight?'

Y/N: 'You have no idea about the fuckery of this world.' Just to be safe stay close to the door in case you get hit. Use the tables as a shield if you can.

Y/N and his friends walked to the door with careful precision

Amon: *confused* Wait what do you mean by getting hit?!

*THUD*

Team RWBY turns around to find Y/N and everyone else standing there.

Yang: Y/N? Help us de-

*BAM*
*BAM*
*BAM*

Yang, Blake, and Weiss were launched into the other side as Y/N throws 3 melons consecutively, hitting them all. Hank flips over a table as Ruby manages to kick her tray onto the table and propel herself to the other side.

Y/N: You fool..... YOU'LL BE FIGHTING US! SURRENDER! Or else........

Ruby: NEVER! CHARGE!

Ready

FIGHT

Nora and Yang flips over two tables, launching dozens of watermelons into the air as everyone else tossed several others into the air. Grabbing a baguette each, Bernadette and Velvet smacked several watermelons away as Y/N kicked three of them back which Ruby dodged and Jaune, unfortunately, got smacked into the vending machine. BBQ smacked two watermelons away as he jumped onto Hank's head. Using a table, Hank bullcharged his way through to interrupt Ruby who barely managed to glide upward with her tray before getting catapulted into the towering tables at the other side. Pyrrha grabbed two baguettes and ran towards Revy who managed to shoot some nearby cans spraying the floor with soda, making her trip but she manages to throw a kick only to get bonked in the head by BBQ sending her sliding back to where she was before.

Ruby: We can't give up now! FORWARD!

Ruby's friends: YA!

Bernadette vs Weiss

Bernadette gave Weiss no time to counter as she continued to strike at her with her two baguettes left and right. Weiss tried to thrust her swordfish only to get a baguette thrust into her gut launching her backward. She tried to stand only to find Bernadette already in front of her.

Bernadette: Sorry about this.

*BAM*

Weiss's body was smacked into the air and shortly after crashed onto the wall.

Bernadette: Sorry!

Revy vs Jaune

Revy: *yawn* Cmon is that all you got?

Jaune: N-not yet.

Jaune pitifully tries to swing his baguette only to get kicked in the nuts. He bent down in pain only to meet a foot to his face spinning him around as he crashed onto the floor and slowly slid away in the saddest way possible.

Revy: Good riddance.

Velvet vs Blake and Pyrrha

Pyrrha attempted to block Velvet's strike only to crash into a nearby table from the sheer force of the blow. Velvet spun in an arc and swung her baguette as Pyrrha attempted to block with her baguette only to have it sliced in half. Velvet unleashed a roundhouse kick sending Pyrrha sprawling onto the floor several meters from Velvet only to get knocked back.

Velvet quickly grabbed a tray and blocked Blake's strike as she grabbed a nearby baguette with her other hand and swung and entered a deadlock trying to push Blake back.

Velvet: Heh. Is that all you got?

Blake: I'm just getting started.

Velvet: You like Y/N don't you?

Blake was caught off guard by the sudden change and slipped backwards. Velvet then low kicked her tripping her onto the ground.

Blake: Hey that's not fair!

Velvet: Nothing's fair. Sayonara Blake.

The full force of the hit blew Blake into a pillar destroying it as Blake's body crashed onto the ground.

Ren vs BBQ

*BONK*

Ren tried to go for a downward kick only to get judo flipped onto the ground and head butted away.

Ren: 'Damn it. He's too fast and small!'

BBQ stood there arrogant as he flexed his feathers.

BBQ: What's wrong? Fight me! Or are you just chicken?

Ren: 'Huh. He's distracted!'

Ren flipped into the air and delivered an axe kick as BBQ dodged to the right. Ren then relentlessly assaulted BBQ with downward kicks and tried to smack him with his leeks only for BBQ to duck or dodge. Eventually Ren was finally able to land a hit sending BBQ away by...an inch?

Ren: 'Impossible! How is he so durable?'

BBQ: Haha, you lose now bitch.

*BAM*

Rearing his head back, BBQ head butted Ren as hard as he could sending him flying into Jaune who tried to get up. Both boys stumbled back and fell onto the ground unmoving.

Hank Vs Nora

Nora: NORA SMASH!

Nora swung her hammer sending a few tables out to Hank who deflected them to the side as he bullcharged his way in. Raising his arm, Hank blocked a downward smash that created a wide crater underneath him.

Nora: I'M THE QUEEN OF THE CASTLE! AND YOU'LL NEVER GET PAST M-

Hank uppercuts Nora with a turkey sending her flying into the ceiling before jumping up and sledgehammering her into the ground.

Hank: And.....she's out.....well let's help the others.

Y/N vs Yang and Ruby

Slight shockwaves reverberated across the cafeteria as Y/N and Yang rained blow after blow on each other.

*BAM*

*BAM*

Y/N: Pft! Is that all?

Yang: You littl-

Y/N interrupted Yang with a straight kick. Jumping up, Y/N delivered a flying punch followed by 2 rolling jabs. Yang kicked Y/N's leg halting him as she tried to punch him only to get a haymaker and a strong left hook sending her into Ruby who tried to assist.

Ruby: Yang!

Yang: Don't worry little sis. I got your bac-

*BAM*

Out of nowhere, Revy kicked Yang away into the vending machine.

Revy: Finally some real action.

Ruby: YANG! I'LL AVENGE YOU!

Ruby threw her metal tray like a disk smacking Revy away as she took a minute to regroup. Every single member of Team RWBY and JNPR was covered in food or soda, exhausted from the exchange.

Ruby: The enemy has reached the castle! Pyrrha you know what to do.

Pyrrha: Got it!

Dozens of soda bottles rose form the ground and from the vending machine as Ruby got into her position.

Ruby: Pyrrha drop them!

Ruby dashed forward using her semblance as nearby debris and food began spiraling toward Y/N and his friends.

Ruby: This is the end!

Y/N's friends: You fool.

*BOOM*

Y/N accelerated straight into the other wall, sending everything back as well as disrupting Ruby and causing her to spin around in the air and flow towards RWBY. Everyone tried to shield themselves from the oncoming storm only to get blown into the wall. Y/N luckily jumped up in time as Team RWBY and JNPR were pelted with food and debris painting the wall pink and blue and red.

*SPLAT*

Ruby got off the wall and shakingly got onto her feet as she pointed to Y/N.

Ruby: You......win.

*THUD*

Y/N and his friends turned to see Amon desperately holding a table up blocking him, Suzuya, Akira, and Mado as Ryuoko covered herself and Hinami with her kagune.

Y/N: So, are you all still hungry?

Later

Velvet: What do you guys think of this place?

Suzuya: It's fun! There are so many cool things to see and do!

Akira: It's.....interesting but unexpected.

Mado: *chew* Food's good.

Amon: Is no one going to explain what we just witnessed?

Y/N: Like what?

Amon: Like how you call that a food fight? I thought you all were trying to kill each other!

Revy: Eh it's nothing.

Akira: Amon brings up a good point. Hits like before would easily kill a regular human yet your other friends were barely fazed. How is it so?

Hank: For your puny brains, in this world, people use something called aura.

Amon: Eh?

Y/N: It's a manifestation of your soul into physical properties done through a ritual. It allows you protection and accelerated healing as well as a semblance which is a sort of power that's completely random. The protection allows everyone to not get injured with what would be fatal blows but hits do drain the protection. When it is empty, everyone's just a regular human being again, which is a death sentence according to the people.

Suzuya: Superpowers? Oh hell yeah.

Amon: No wonder no one got injured......that's bullshit.

Mado: I'm curious. Do any of you have this so-called aura?

Everyone: No.

Y/N: We all don't need it. Relying on a superpower is only going to make you weak.

Revy: It only takes raw skill and strength to kick some ass.

Mado: *smirk* I see.

*growl*

Hinami's stomach growled as the investigators stiffened. Y/N stood from his chair and walked to Hinami and Ryuoko beside the kitchen door.

Y/N: You hungry?

Hinami: *sheepish* Yeah.

Y/N: I got just the food you need.

Amon: Sir they're ghouls. How are you going to give them human fle-

*RRRRRIIIIIIPPPPP*

They stare in surprise as Y/N rips his arm off.

Y/N: Here you go.

Hinami: *panic* Wait no! Are you ok?!

Y/N: Tis but a scratch.

Akira: You tore your arm off!

Y/N regenerates his arm back as he held his recently severed arm out shocking the ghouls and investigators.

Y/N: I've been blown to pieces before. This is child's play.

Ryuoko: Thank you for the offer bu-

Y/N: Do you take it cooked?

Ryuoko: N-

Y/N: What about my organs? *mumble* Legs do have some meat on them.

Ryuoko: *whisper* We shouldn't do this in front of them.

Y/N: Ooohhhhh.....yeah let's go outside.

The ghouls and Y/N headed outside. Sounds of flesh being torn apart can be heard as the investigators closely listen. After a while, Ryuoko and Hinami can be seen in the kitchen holding a bloody bag as Y/N sat on a nearby couch.

Y/N: So, how's your day been?

Amon: Are you even human?

Y/N: Of course I am.

Akira: Humans don't regenerate like that.

Y/N: It's just another of my bullshit powers I got. I've been training it to get this good.

Amon: TrAiNiNg To GeT bLoWn Up. *sigh* I'm starting to think I'm the only regular and rational human being in this room.

Mado: Y/N.

Mado got up and leaned onto Y/N.

Mado: Quick question. How many humans are in this room?

Y/N: 6

Akira: Wait hold up.

Amon: I know my associates are human and so are.....you? But there simply can't just be six human beings in this room unless.......

Amon then eyed Hank and Bernadette.

Amon: You both are something else.

Hank: Yup.

Amon: Who are you?! And what are you hiding beneath that mask?

Hank:

Does this answer your question?

Amon: *startled* W-What?

Suzuya: *mouth full of meat* What happened to your jaw?

Hank: Got it sliced clean off and resurrected with this damn metal contraption.

Amon: T-that still doesn't explain how you're not human!

Hank: I'm a Nevadan turned super soldier. I am wanted by an entire organization that sends hundreds and thousands of grunts to kill me yet they fail to do so.

Amon: Do you have any idea how little that narrows things down?

Hank: Eh worth a shot at least.

Amon then turns to Bernadette.

Amon: What about you?!

Bernadette in response unfolded two of her wings startling the investigators as they grabbed their suitcases. They quickly dropped them though.

Bernadette: I'm an archangel of God.

Amon: *mumble* I can see that.

Amon banged his head onto the table.

Amon: *sigh* At least Revy here is perfectly fine.

Revy: I'm a fucking mercenary with a kill count in the hundreds and thousands.

Amon: Nevermind.

Y/N: Let's admit it. We all have our tragic backstory that involved someone dying.

Everyone: Same.

BBQ: You too Velvet?

Velvet: Uncle died in a grimm attack.

BBQ: Huh.

Mado: So.....Y/N I was just curious about something.

Y/N: Yeah?

Mado: You seem to be awfully close to Revy, Bernadette, and Velvet here many times on our tour. Are you all close friends?

Y/N/Bernadette/Revy/Velvet: We're dating.

Investigators: What?!

Amon: You are dating them?!

Revy: He is. Do you have a problem with that?

Amon: Are you even concerned about this?!

Revy/Bernadette/Velvet: No.

Amon: What if he cheats on you?!

Revy: Pft. He'll never.

Velvet: He loves us all equally.

Bernadette: And we love him too.

Hank: Trust me Y/N is not that kind of guy.

Eto: *pout* You forgot about me darling?

They all turn to find Eto standing there with a bag of groceries and a big pout on her face.

Y/N: Sorr-

Eto loops an arm around his neck, revealing her kakugan as she smiles.

Eto: For your information I'm dating Y/N too!

Mado: *eyes wide* ONE EYED?!

Y/N: I-It's a long story but we met back many years ago.....

Amon: *mumble* If you say so. Honestly I'm not even surprised if the one eyed owl is standing in front of me anymore....this day has been confusing....

Mado: I see........Am I dreaming?

Y/N: Finally...I

Mado: It's your typical harem protagonist.

Akira: PFFFFFT! DAD!

Y/N:......Huh?

Hank: Damn he got that right though.

Mado: *mumble* An isekai especially. A protagonist seemingly goes on an adventure and captures the hearts of many female companions. Sooner or later, the protagonist forms a harem where they do many things together. The harem can consist of any kinds of girls, so a ghoul being in it is totally plausible. One day the harem will invite the protagonist into the bedroom where they'll take off all their clothes and make lo-

Y/N: *red* OK! LET'S NOT GET INTO ANY MORE DETAIL!

Eto: *giggle* Oh my~

Mado: *smirk* But it's true though right?

Velvet: *red* OF COURSE NOT! 'Not yet at least~'

Revy smacks Y/N on the back as he held his head in embarrassment. Bernadette tries to look away in 'disgust' but her red face betrayed her thoughts.

*THUD*

Ryuoko: I know it's fun to tease him but you're causing the young man some distress.

Mado:.....Fine.

As Mado continue: to chow down, Amon and Akira looks in surprise at his compliance. The Kureo Mado, the one who would slaughter ghouls without a single thought just agreed to a random ghoul in positive terms. Is this the beginning of a change?

Next Chapter: Resolved Tensions (3/3),