Revy: *twitch*

Father: Get out! Bring me more alcohol or you'll be sorry!

Revy: But dad I-

*SMACK* *thud*

Father: It's Father you bitch!

Father: Did I stutter? GET OUT!!

*BAM*

Revy: *mumble* S-Stop....

Officer: You know...no one will be here for an hour. I have all the time I need.

*unzip*

Revy: W-what are you doing?!

Officer: Having my way with you. It's your fault for stealing those keys this morning. Now be a good girl and stay silent.

Revy: NO PLEASE!!

Revy: *furrow* G-Go away....

Rock: We're just going to abandon her?

Balalaika: Yeah. She is no longer needed by us. But you on the other hand you're valuable.

Rock: But why?

Eda: Babe you know you love me. Forget about her and  you can have me.

Rock: Heh. Alright then.

Revy: *wince* G-Get out of my head...

Rock: You're a failure.

Father: A bitch

Officer: Volatile

Eda: A monster

Balalaika: You're disposable.

Everyone: You're worthless. You're nothing.

Revy: Help me...........................

Revy: GET OUT-

Y/N: REVY!

Revy wakes up as Y/N looks at her, concerned about her. He wipes the tear running down her cheek as Revy squirms a bit in his grasp, waking up Velvet who was hugging her from behind. Bernadette also woke up as Y/N shifts his hand to touch Revy's face gently.

Y/N: Are you alright?

Revy: Just a bad dream.

Velvet/Bernadette: You sure?

Y/N: I'm here for you you know.

Revy: *grumble* Just fucking shut up and let me sleep.

Revy buries her face into Y/N's chest as everyone slept once again.

Later

Revy: I fucking hate this uniform.

Bernadette: *twirl* I haven't worn different articles of clothing other than my archangel wear for thousands of years....this is rather unique I must say....

Hank: Easy for you to say. I can't even fit in mine. *smirk* Guess I got to wear what I wear.

BBQ: I don't need to wear one so suck it!

Revy: *grumble* Fuck you chicken.

Revy stuck out her middle finger as BBQ blew a raspberry.

Velvet: Guys let's not fight.

Revy/BBQ: *hmph* Fine......

Y/N: Now the next order of business is getting to class. It says here that class starts at 9 AM.

Bernadette: It just turned 8:58 AM.

Everyone: 'SHIT!'

*ZZOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM*

They all sprinted out the door,, slamming it shut before running as fast as they could.

Later

Glynda: Ozpin are you sure they should be here?!

Ozpin: Most certainly. Their combat skills are extraordinary and dare I might say better than any team we have here.

Glynda: They have no aura!

Ozpin: I seen how they fight. They don't need aura to be able to combat the grimm. How abou-

BBQ: FASTER!

*RUMBLE*

Hank: I KNOW!

Glynda: They're even late to-

Y/N: GOTTA GO FASTTTTTTT!!!

*BOOM*

Ozpin and Glynda watches as Hank and Y/N sped past them at the speed of sound, literally shaking the ground beneath them as they ran.

Ozpin: On the contrary, their speed will allow them to get to class in time.

Glynda:......

*SIP*

Ozpin: Now where were we?

Later

*BOOM*

Blake: *confused* Huh? What happened?

Right then, Y/N and Hank opens the door letting down everyone as they made it to their seats, though the wall besides the door was cracked and dented.

Port: Haha! Our new students made it to class in time! Though next time please don't commit property damage.

Y/N: I'll see to it.

Later

Revy can be seen twirling her guns from underneath her desk as Hank is busy counting the wrinkles in his enlarged arm. At the right side BBQ is banging his head lightly while holding onto a pencil with his feet. Bernadette listened intently on Professor Port's lecture but it's obvious she would rather do something else as she was mentally thinking about Y/N and how to counter his fighting moves. 

Mind

Y/N: Cmon telepathy. Here's attempt number 300.

*FART*

Y/N: Dang it........BUt wait...

Y/N: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Y/N: RRRRRRAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Y/N: ApPlEs RoTaTiNg.

Y/N: Big boi. HHGhhhbkugdesdc!!!!!

Y/N: Why can't I do it?

Y/N: CMON! DO IT!

Y/N: I CAN FEEL IT!

Y/N: HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

*BOOM*

Y/N: YES!

*FART*

Y/N: MOTHERFUCK-

Hank: Ayo what's this?

Y/N: FUCKING FINALLY!

Bernadette: Why am I hearing voices in my head?

Velvet: *confused* Why are you speaking in my mind Y/N?

Y/N: I have achieved TELEPATHY!

BBQ: Not impressed.

Y/N: *sad Y/N noises*

Revy: But finally, I don't have to sit around in this shithole and listen to the lecture.

Bernadette: As much as I don't want to admit it I feel the same way.

Velvet: Me too.

Hank: Me 3.

BBQ: AAAHHHHHH!

BBQ: AAAHHHHHH!

BBQ: AAAHHHHHH!

Bernadette: *annoyed* Can you stop?

Revy: MY EARS! What the fuck?!

BBQ: Just testing.

Y/N: Apparently there are transfer students today in Beacon. Some of them are a bit sus though.

BBQ: SUS.

BBQ/Hank: THEY'RE THE IMPOSTERS!

Revy: You mean the 4 people sitting across from us? Hank already hacked into the database and these are the only people without credible information.

Y/N: Yup.

Bernadette: Wait isn't that illegal?

Hank: It's not if you don't get caught.

Velvet: True.

Bernadette: Anyone paying attention to the letter

Y/N: Wait the professor is talking to us.

Mind End

Port: Now who here believes that they embody the ideal of a huntsman?

2 cages were present in the arena, shaking and informing everyone of what they all had to go through during his other classes.

Revy: *yawn* Alright teach I got it. 

Port:*grin*  A new student eh? Well step right up then!

Revy walks into the arena, holding out her two guns as Port held his axe up.

Port: You're not changing?

Revy: *smirk* Please, I don't even need to move to kill this grimm.

Port: Very well. Let the match BEGIN!

The cage opens, revealing another boarbatusk as it dashes towards Revy-

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

The boarbatusk flops onto its side after having its kneecaps shot and with 3 shots to the exposed body it stood still before disintegrating, signaling its death and stunning everyone.

Port: *CLAP* BRAVO! A fine tactic to take away its mobility I see! It appears we have a true huntress in our hands ladies and gentleman!

Revy: *smirk* Like I said, too easy.

Revy walks back to her seat as Ruby congratulates her from behind.

Port: Before class, I looked through the student profiles and something caught my eye. This second cage is here to test this...student or creature I would say. Can you please come on up BBQ!

BBQ floats down to the arena as murmurs can be heard around the classroom saying what a chicken is doing here.

BBQ: HEY! I CAN HEAR YOU ALL!

Half the class jumps out of their sears at BBQ's loud voice as he turns to Port.

BBQ: RELEASE THE BEAST!

Port: 8grin* Very eager I would say of a talking chicken. Very well, let the match commence!

Once again a boarbatusk was released out of the 2nd cage as it immediately charged towards BBQ when it suddenly stopped.

Port: Oh? What's happening here?

Everyone had a look of confusion, seeing the grimm stop when all of a sudden the boarbatusk ran back into the cage as it trembles in fear.

BBQ: Hey! You can't leave me out like that!....If you're not gonna get out I'LL EAT YOU MYSELF!

BBQ runs into the cage and immediately squeals of pain can be heard as the cage thrashes around for about a minute until the vibrations stop. After a minute, BBQ heads back out a bit disappointed with the outcome while inside, the Boarbatusk can be seen missing its tusks and legs as well as a portion of its head as it disintegrates. 

Port: *sweating* Well done! I guess size doesn't really matter when it comes to combating the grimm! Now get back to your seat! Let's take some notes!

BBQ hops up the stairs, letting out a malicious smile that scared everyone in the room.

Yang: Ruby, is he supposed to be that scary?

Ruby: Not really.

Yang: *relieved* Phew...

Ruby: He tried eating an Ursa......poor grimm....

Yang: *shudder* Yeah......

Later

*BANG*

With the last blow, the match is over and Pyrrha overwhelming won against team CRDL by herself in combat class. Glynda raises her hand and a few students came and helped all of team CRDL to the infirmary as class resumes. 

Glynda: We have time for one more match. Would anyone like to volunteer?

3 hands came up immediately, 2 of them belonging to Y/N and Hank but unfortunately the hand at the corner of the room was faster.

Glynda: Mercury was it? Let's find you an opponen-

Mercury: Actually I want to fight her.

Mercury points at Pyrrha with Y/N and Hank silently voicing their frustration at not being picked.

Glynda: I'm afraid Nikos here has just finished her match. I suggest you pick another partner.

Pyrrha: Wait no. I'll be happy to-

Y/N: Let me fight him.

All eyes turn to Y/N as he stood up from his seat. Glynda ponders for a moment and gave a nod of approval as Y/N walks down the steps but not before turning to Hank giving him a smirk. Hank in return smirked as well before they looked at Mercury who was mumbling something under his breath before reluctantly walking into the arena.

In arena

Mercury: Let's make this quick shall we? Don't cry when I win this match.

Mercury stood across from Y/N, smirking as he stood there with a blank expression. 

Y/N:............

Mercury got into a stance as Y/N just stood there, calm like the wind. A calm silence washed over the arena as both stared at each other, one with arrogance and one with complete boredom.....until Y/N steps forward. 

Y/N: I'm really sorry about this.

*BOOM*

Y/N suddenly appears in front of him, startling Mercury before his slams his head onto the ground, knocking him out immediately and forming a crater. Everyone's mouths were opened wide as they looked in utter fascination and shock, which included the 3 others with Mercury. Mercury's green haired partner came down after being called and took him to the infirmary as Glynda rubs her head in frustration.

.

Glynda: Hmmm..it seems Y/N is the winner of this match. We still have time for one last match so is there anyone who would like to go against Y/N?

Y/N: HANK GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!

Before Glynda or anyone could respond, Hank jumps out of his seat and into the arena, a thunderous boom being heard at impact. Both stood apart from each other smirking at the prospect of a fight

*WOOSH*

Gasps can be heard as Hank brought out his big arm once again before he takes a stance. 

Hank: It's been a while since our last fight Y/N.......you better not hold back!

Y/N: Heh. *grin* I don't plan to.





Glynda: *sweating* V-very well then. Start whenever you like-

*BOOM*

Hank and Y/N immediately threw a punch at each other, cracking the ground beneath them as they began exchanging blows.

Hank: IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!

Y/N: BITCH I'M JUST GETTING STARTED!

The shockwaves cracked the walls and floor, blowing at the students as they stayed in their seats in order to not get blown away.

*BOOM*

Y/N ducks under a punch before uppercutting Hank, sending him flying into the air. He jumps up only for Hank to grab his feet with his big arm and slam him down hulk style. 

*BOOM*

Y/N kicks at Hank, causing him to throw Y/N away as he flips over onto his feet with a grin on his face. 

Y/N: *grin* Let's kick this up a notch!

Y/N and Hank both sprinted at each other, intending to punch each other at the same time. Though as Hank's fist met Y/N's face, Y/N leans to the left faking his left punch before loading power into his right arm.

*BOOM*

Hank was sent flying backwards but dug his big arm into the pavement to stop himself and gets up only to find Y/N already in front of him

*BOOM*

Y/N: GOT YOU-

Hank: NOT SO FAST!

*BOOM*

Hank slams his big arm into the ground, the shockwave blowing away Y/N and splitting the arena in half as Hank recovers his balance.

Hank: Not bad. You definitely learned a thing or two.

Y/N: I can say the same thing about you. I didn't expect you to interrupt my combo with that arm of yours.

Hank/Y/N: *grin* BUT NOW IT'S ON!

AUDIENCE POV

Blake: *sweating* Are they like battle junkies or something?

Bernadette: Both of them like a good fight. Hundreds of battles and fights do that to you, and a spar like this is a way for them to gain more experience and get stronger. Hank and my boyfriend have been rivals and great friends ever since I met them.

Yang: *whistle* Man......Hank is really fast for his size.

Ren: Y/N seems very skilled though. He's able to match Hank blow by blow despite the weight disadvantage. In addition, they both frequently change their fighting styles to surprise the other opponent.

Ruby: *stars in eyes* Woah~ What's up with Hank's arm though?~

Yang: I don't know. *grin* But it sure is cool to see it in action. 'Mama like those muscles~'

Meanwhile Team CVFY

Coco: *smirk* Well well, looks like you picked someone strong to be your knight in shining armor eh Velvet?

Velvet: *red* C-COCO!

Yatsuhashi: I'm curious though. Would we stand a chance against either one of them?

Velvet: No.

Yatsuhashi: Understandable.

Fox: Can you all please be quiet? Let me watch this fight.

Everyone:.............

Meanwhile

???: This is rather troublesome. Our plans will have to be modified. Neo are you recording the fight?

Neo: Yup. I got it Cinder.

Cinder: Excellent. I'll discuss the changes with the plan later tonight.

RETURN TO FIGHT

All of a sudden Y/N backkicks Hank into the air where he proceeds to sledgehammer him into the ground. Hank turns his head, narrowly avoiding the downward kick as he backhands Y/N away and proceeds to leap at him, as Y/N raises his guard expecting Hank to punch him with the full force of his big arm when Hank drops down onto the ground.

Hank: HAH!

*BOOM*

Y/N stumbles back, giving Hank the chance punch him with his big arm as an electric shockwave shakes the entire arena.

Y/N: *frown* Hank you're really copying my moves now?

Hank: *smirk* why no-

*BOOM*

Y/N interrupts him with a tackle though only moving him back a bit as Y/N throws out a reverse kick, causing him to raise his guard.

Y/N: You fell for it Hank.

*CRACK*

*BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM*

Y/N knees Hank on the side of the head and proceeds to punch Hank from above over and over again, causing Hank to grab Y/N and slam him down.

*BOOM*

The classroom shook as the arena was split into 2 more pieces. Y/N attempts to kick Hank again but seeing this Hank drops Y/N and went to the ground for a very low punch with his big arm, causing Y/N to flip into the air to avoid being hit. When reaching the ground Y/N sprints to Hank with him doing the same as they reel their fists back for a pun-

Ozpin: *cough*AHEM!

They stop fighting immediately and turn to find Ozpin standing there just outside the arena with his coffee. Behind him, Glynda can be seen frustrated, shocked and a bit horrified at the same time as she witnessed the destruction. 

Ozpin: An impressive show of your skills I have to admit. The arena however is not made for an all out brawl though between you 2.

Y/N and Hank looks around to see the entire floor destroyed with the walls crumbling and cracked.

Y/N/Hank: *disappointed* Oh.

Ozpin: Might I suggest sparring elsewhere like in the Emerald Forest?

Y/N: Hmmmm...maybe.

Hank: I'll take it. *serious* You still own me a fight Y/N.

*BOOM*

Both Y/N and Hank slap their right hands against each and shook, cracking the floor even more.

Y/N: And I don't plan to miss it.

They both then walk up to their seats and sat down casually as if nothing happened.

Ruby: *awe* Wow! You're both so strong! 'Aw I didn't get to see their weapons!'

Yang: *grin* Your fists eh? Just like me! Let's spar as soon as possible!

Ren: You both are exceptionally skilled with hand to hand combat. *nod* I wouldn't mind taking a few pointers from you both.

Nora: WHAT'S YOUR FIGHTING STYLE?!

Both Y/N and Hank were bombarded with questions and praise from team JNPR and RWBY as their friends sat nearby watching in amusement. Seeing everything is back in order, Ozpin walks away, tapping Glynda to knock her out of her stupor as she breaths in and started fixing the arena. 

*RING*

Later

Y/N: Since we're a team have you all ever thought about our role as a team?

They all thought for a moment, interested on the prospect of being a team.

Revy: I mean I could either be the gunner or sniper.

Hank: I call being the tank.....

Bernadette: I'm the support.

Y/N: I'm the fighter. I don't even know what the hell BBQ is so I'll say wild card.

BBQ: Hmm...I'll take that.

Y/N: How about we become tea-

*THUD*

Y/N collides with Emerald, the haven "student", knocking her onto the floor as he stood there like an unmovable statue. 

Y/N: Oh sorry! Are you alright?

Emerald: I'm fine. Just watch where you're going.

Emerald gets up by herself, her two friends behind her staring at the group as they stare back.

Bernadette: Your uniforms are not like Beacons. Are you perhaps exchange students?

Cinder: From Haven precisely.

Cinder's eyes roam around, studying everyone including Hank and Y/N as well as BBQ and the girls. Y/N however notices Mercury as he notices Y/N but didn't say anything except for letting out a slight frown. 

Y/N: It's getting late. I'll see you all later. And uh...sorry for the quick fight.

Mercury: It's fine. I should've known I didn't stand a chance against you. 

Just like that, the two groups passed each other in the hallway......though Y/N's girlfriends and friends knew something was up.

Later

Cinder: Hmmm...not a threat. 

Cinder can be seen scrolling down a list while Mercury and Emerald provided some insight until she reaches Pyrrha.

Cinder: Ah, the invincible girl.

Mercury: She's smart, but I wouldn't say invincible.

Cinder: Do tell.

Emerald: Her Semblance is Polarity. But you'd never know just by watching.

Mercury: When team CRDL tried to hit her, she used her semblance to direct their attacks away only for a few times.

Emerald: Just enough to make it look like she's untouchable. She doesn't broadcast her power, so it puts her opponent at a disadvantage.

Cinder: Hmm... People assume that she's fated for victory, when she's really taking fate into her own hands. Interesting......Add her to the list.

Mercury: *unsure* To be honest, I'm not concerned about her. I'm more concerned about the new students.

Cinder: Oh? Them?

Emerald: For starters, none of them have aura. We've already checked their transcripts.

This interested Cinder very much as she smirks and scrolls the list down to the group.

Cinder: Anything else?

Emerald: I....don't really have much on them.The girl with the guns is skilled despite not having aura. I have no idea on the capabilities of the talking.....chicken but it's likely it was holding back against the grimm in Port's class.

Mercury: The Y/N guy knocked me out in the blink of an eye. He was so fast I couldn't even move. With everyone else, I'm in the dark since....well there's no record of them at all!

Cinder: Interesting. When you were unconscious, Neo recorded Y/N's other fight with his friend Hank. I suggest you look at it.

Mercury and Emerald grabbed Cinder's scroll as they watched the recorded footage.

Later

Mercury:......Damn...Ok how the hella are we going to deal with THAT?! They even state they're holding back!

Cinder: Don't worry Mercury....When the time comes, *smirk* leave them to me.

Mercury: *sweating* Yeah right.

Cinder: Emerald, don't just add Y/N. Add all of them to the list.

Emerald: On it.

As Emerald was busy on her scroll, Cinder turns to Neo.

Cinder: Since they don't pay much attention to you, I want you to keep an eye on them. Associate yourself with them and report to me anything worthwhile they done. Before they, or Ozpin even knows it, *grin* the only left of them and their dear Beacon will be ashes.

Unbeknownst to them, BBQ was right outside, recording the whole conversation with Y/N's old phone so that they can't access it no matter what.

Mind

BBQ: I got the package!

Revy: Damn.....You make one hell of a spy.

Y/N: Get back here now!

BBQ: Got it!

Bernadette: They were suspicious.....turns out you were right all along though I had my suspicions.

Y/N: Bernie you know I'm always right.

Bernadette:...........

Hank:.....Y/N you're not that guy. 

Y/N: Wait no I meant to say Bernadette.

Bernadette: It's fine. Azrael was annoying anyway but you can call me that.

Velvet: *panic* But what are we going to do? Beacon will be destroyed! What about my friends, my teacher-

Y/N: Don't worry. I plan to do some reconnaissance soon. Hank's an expert at it.

Hank: Noted.

Revy: So they're just gonna plan to destroy Beacon by themselves?

Y/N: Doubt it. There has to be someone behind this. Someone more powerful.

Y/N: But who cares. I'LL KICK THEIR FUCKING ASSES!

BBQ: Lol they consider us top priority but that Cinder lady said she could handle you and Hank.

Revy/Hank/Y/N: I call bullshit on that.

Bernadette: She has no idea who she's messing with.

Velvet: We're all together on this right? To stop Beacon's fall?

Everyone: YES-

Ozpin: Of course.

Y/N: How the fuck-

Ruby: Language!

Y/N: Como carajo.

Ruby:.......

Glynda: Please don't speak to the headmaster like that.

Revy: *confused* How the hell are you all here?! Y/N never invited you all!

Coco: Well~

Jaune: I don't really know but it may have to do with Velvet.

Y/N: Velvet do you have a secret telepathy power or something?

Velvet: N-no! I don't even know what I did!

Yang: Whoa so this is what it's like to speak in my mind!.....HHHHEEEEELLLLOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Blake: Yang not now.

Weiss: How are you doing this Y/N?

Y/N: Sheer willpower.

Y/N: Velvet I don't know how you can just invite people into our minds but tell me who did you think of inviting?

Velvet: I-I was panicking when I heard what BBQ said and I....may have thought of a lot of people.

Y/N: Is team STRQ here?

Tai/Summer: Yup.

Raven: Here...

Qrow: I'm just going to pretend I'm not hearing voices in my head.

Ruby: Well too bad uncle!

Yang: Let me reveal some dirty secrets....like that phot-

Qrow: YANG NO!

Y/N: Can y'all stop talking?

Y/N: Is anyone from Atlas here?

Ironwood: This is interesting...

Winter: Is my sister here?

Weiss: Hey winter!

Winter: Hey.

Ruby: Wait is Penny here.

Ironwood: She's an android.

Y/N: But she has a soul though and a consciousness.

Ironwood: Wait how did you know that?!

Ruby: I....may have already found that out and everyone else here.

Revy: Way too fucking obvious if you ask me.

Ruby: Swear jar!

Revy:.........bitch

Ironwood: *sigh* How will I even deal with this?

Y/N: Let me try inviting her. I don't think she's here yet.

*FART*

Qrow/Ruby: PPFFTTTTTT!!

Glynda: These people will be the death of me someday........

Ozpin: Is there a reason it's not working?

Y/N: Something's blocking me right now. It looks like a whole bunch of code with Atlesian symbols everywhere.

Winter: Are you suggesting to hack into Penny? Please don't do that.

Y/N: I'm not hacking.

Winter: Good.

Y/N: I'm gonna brute force my way into her mind...wait she has aura!

Winter: NO-

*ding*

Penny: What's this?

Ruby: Penny!

Penny: Salutations my friend!

Ironwood: I see you have acquainted yourself with others well Penny.

Penny: G-general?!

Ironwood: Relax. I don't plan to speak to anyone out of this group about this.

Penny: Thank you general!

Y/N: Is that all Velvet?

Velvet: Ye-

Y/N: WAIT IS CARDIN HERE?

RWBY/CVFY/JNPR: Oh no...

Blake: Thank Go-

Cardin: Why is the freak speaking in my m- AAHHHH!!

Y/N: YOU MOTHERFUCKING ###############

Cardin: MERCY PLEASE!

Cardin: NO! AH! UNCLE!

*beep*

Fox: Why did I hear screaming from across the campus?

Velvet: Cardin called Blake a freak and well.....

Weiss: Why did I see Y/N sprinting into CRDL's dorm with a hammer?

Glynda: Ozpin shouldn't you stop Y/N before he.....kills Cardin?

Ozpin: He won't.

Pyrrha: Jaune why are you taking a video of Cardin even if he deserves it?

Jaune: He bullied me. I'd rather see him suffer.

Velvet/Blake: He bullied me too.

Pyrrha: Fair enough.

Winter: General shouldn't we do something about this?

Ironwood: Stand down. I'm rather amused as of now.

Later

Glynda: Y/N I know you're upset but please hold back from the beat down. He's going to be in a full body cast for a week.

Y/N: I was holding back.

Hank: Trust me if Y/N didn't Cardin would have been a stain on the wall by now.

Glynda:........*sigh* Of course...







Tai: So Y/N.

Y/N: Yeah?

Tai: I heard from my daughter on how you're dating 3 girl. Is that right?

Penny: Isn't a relationship with two partners?

Winter: Poly relationships are a thing Penny.

Y/N: Can we all not talk about my love life?

Tai: Fine






Tai: How was your first kiss?

Y/N: Dude.

Coco: Yeah Y/N how was it?

Y/N: I feel like you're only asking me that to determine if you should kill me.

Coco: Maybe~ maybe not?

Yang: He's gonna die.




Y/N: Um.........

Coco: Cmon~ How was it?~

Y/N: It was alright but unexpected.

Coco: ???

Revy: They were dancing on the dance floor and I pushed them to each other.


Coco: Revy?

Velvet: Coco it was fine. I had feelings for Y/N when that happened.

Coco: Ok bun bun.




Revy: Their second kiss was in bed though.

Velvet: REVY!

BBQ: LOL.

Coco:.........Y/N!!!

Hank: Y/N run.

Bernadette: I'm out of here.

Penny: Friend should I interfere?

Ruby: I don't want to get caught in the crossfire.

Ren: Why do I see Coco running through the hallway with her weapon?

Nora: Do it Coco! BREAK HIS LEGS!

Coco: I'LL BE GLAD TO! AFTER I TEAR HIM INTO PIECES!

Later

Y/N: YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!

Winter: General should we stop them?

Ironwood: It's Ozpin's choice but I'd rather watch this.

Yatsuhashi: Fox shouldn't we stop Coco from destroying Beacon's walls or Y/N in this situation?

Fox: Do you want to die?

Yatsuhashi: No.

Yang: Get the popcorn!

Blake: I think they stopped.

Later

Coco: I understand....but if there's any funny business going on I'll castrate you right here and then!

Y/N: Y-Yes Mam. 

Revy: *sarcastic* Wow how submissive of you.

Velvet: I can say the same thing about you Revy.

Yang: Weiss is literally choking on her water.

Revy: Just shut up!

Velvet: Oh yeah? Like your first kiss with Y/N?

Blake: What...happened exactly?

Velvet: In the last world we went to, this angel guy or Azrael dared Y/N to do 7 minutes in Heaven with me and Revy.

Coco: Where is he?

Velvet: Calm down Coco.

Velvet: And like you all know how Revy is always passive aggressive? Well she didn't even put up a fight and just let Y/N take the initiative for 5 minutes straight.

Revy: I hate you all.

Coco: What about the 2 other minutes?

Velvet: I got Revy off and kissed Y/N right away.

Coco: Damn bun bun. You do have a dominant side after all.

Velvet:...........

Fox: She's literally in a catatonic state.

Revy: I think you broke her.....

Y/N: Is no one here going to talk about the transfer student's plans to destroy Beacon?

Revy: Fuck. Forgot all about that after all the talking.

Pyrrha: Wait so whoever these people are, are they planning to destroy Beacon or something?

Y/N: Yeah I already have BBQ recording whatever they were saying. Speaking of which, I haven't seen you anywhere BBQ.

BBQ: I'm still recording actually. Cinder is like the kind of villain that announces her plans. She's ranting on and on.

Winter: General should I arrest them?

Ironwood: No, we need evidence for that. Let's hear the recording tomorrow.

BBQ: Huh. I'm hearing some rather interesting things.

Ozpin: And what may I ask did you hear?

BBQ: Fire girl said something about being the half-fall maiden and stuff about collecting the maiden powers and relics and giving them to some Salem lady to summon the Gods.

BBQ: But what interests me is that she exclaims how to save Ozpin for Salem to handle. Tell me Ozpin, who is this Salem lady and how is this all connected to you?

Ozpin:...........

*beep*

Y/N: Ozpin you motherfuc-

Glynda: Language!

Y/N: Bit- OW!

Velvet: Don't patronize our professor!

Blake: But it's strange though.

Ruby: Why would Ozpin be hiding this?



Qrow: Kids I think it's time to go to slee-

Y/N: I'm technically an adult you drunk.

Ironwood: I don't think you all are ready for this.

Y/N: Oh yeah? Is she immortal or something?

Raven: Impossible to kill actually.

Y/N: Nothing's impossible. I've been reading about a legend of 2 gods, the god of light and god of darkness. Let's put into perspective that Ozpin is part of the light and whoever this Salem lady is could be part of the dark. The brother god of darkness created the grimm. So technically, if we have a leader of the grimm that's immortal and impossible, all we need to do is to purify the grimm to turn it into the light. Am I right?




Qrow: How the hell do you know all that?

Y/N: Big brain. My massive gigachad brain. 




Ozpin: *sigh*

Hank: HE'S BACK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

Yang: Ozpin you got a lot of  explaining to do!

Weiss: Can we all like sleep now? It's nearly 2 in the morning.

Jaune: Why would we rest when Ozpin is keeping a dangerous secret from us?


Y/N: Ya'll gotta sleep now. Let's talk about this tomorrow.

Ruby: *yawn* I can say the same.

Y/N: Now get out.

Mind end

Next chapter: Dock Battle