Samantha vs. Herself

Samantha: Zhis isn't funny! *whines*

Other: Zhis isn't fun eizher!

Samantha: Let's fix zhat zhen!

Samantha vs. Abigail 'Misty' Briarton

Samantha: Pretty toy!

Misty: Your daddy will pay for what he did to Earth!

Samantha: You von't get near him, puppet!

Samantha vs. Albert 'Weasel' Arlington

Samantha: My pet!

Albert: Even weasels bite back!

Samantha: Und zhe master vill punish zhe pet!

Samantha vs. Billy Handsome

Samantha: You're so much fun!

Billy: Killing ya will be fun!

Samantha: Vatching you try und fail vill be more fun!

Samantha vs. Edward Richtofen

Samantha: You took daddy und Fluffy avay!

Richtofen: Und it's a very gute zhing zhat zhey are dead!

Samantha: Now you vill join zhem in Hell!

Samantha vs. Finn O'Leary

Samantha: Let's play a game!

Finn: No thanks, little girl.

Samantha: You have no choice, slave!

Samantha vs. Marlton Johnson

Samantha: Let's play Hide und Seek, Marlton Johnson.

Marlton: I'll hide then, mentally insane child.

Samantha: I'll make sure you stay hidden!

Samantha vs. Nikolai Belinski

Samantha: Nikolai!

Nikolai: Little crazy child!

Samantha: It's not nice to call me names!

Samantha vs. Russman

Samantha: Old toy!

Russman: Old toy? Really?

Samantha: I must replace you vith a new one!

Samantha vs. Salvatore Deluca

Samantha: Big boss man!

Sal: Insane bitch!

Samantha: I vill rip out your tongue!

Samantha vs. Samuel Stuhlinger

Samantha: You help my fazher's murderer!

Samuel: He deserved the power more than you, idiot!

Samantha: You vill pay, idiot!

Samantha vs. Takeo Masaki

Samantha: Takeo Masaki, my friend!

Takeo: We are no longer friends, traitor!

Samantha: Now I von't feel bad about killing you!

Samantha vs. Tank Dempsey

Samantha: Uh. Tank Dempsey!

Tank: Ew. Samantha Maxis!

Samantha: I'm in better shape zhen you, stoopid American!

I literally forgot L comes before M, so I accidentally skipped Sal, but I'll do him next!:p