Jessica vs. Herself

Jessica: Woah! Am I lookin' in a mirror?

Other: A slut tryin' to be on the big screen, you'll see.

Jessica: You're gonna pay for that!
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Jessica vs. Abigail 'Misty' Briarton

Jessica: Shouldn't you be workin' with the pigs?

Misty: Shouldn't you be strippin' for the boys?

Jessica: Now you stepped in it!
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Misty: The stripper.

Jessica: The dirty cowgirl.

Misty: I'll put you down in the dirt, filthy slut!
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Jessica vs. Albert 'Weasel' Arlington

Jessica: The conman.

Albert: The Femme Fatale.

Jessica: Let's see you take on me.
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Albert: What happened to that producer?

Jessica: The same thing that will happen to you.

Albert: You're not getting near me like that.
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Jessica vs. Billy Handsome

Jessica: Floyd's better lookin'.

Billy: You sleep with him?

Jessica: Nope and no! You're not sleepin' with me!
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Billy: Well, hello there.

Jessica: Don't even try anything!

Billy: Looks like we're not gonna play nice...
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Jessica vs. Edward Richtofen

Jessica: You stole the key to escaping that damn city!

Edward: I had a universe to save.

Jessica: Too bad you won't live to see it.
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Edward: Zhe scandalous, failed actress.

Jessica: The weirdo who shot himself.

Edward: Accept your fate, Miss Rose.
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Jessica vs. Finn O'Leary

Jessica: Hey sweetie.

Finn: Don't talk to me, Jess.

Jessica: It's a fight then.
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Finn: The beautiful Jessica Rose.

Jessica: Messin' with the wrong girl, Finn.

Finn: Someone needs to be tamed.
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Jessica vs. Floyd Campbell

Jessica: Hey Floyd.

Floyd: Think you can take on me, lil' lady?

Jessica: Just gotta tie ya down and stab ya!
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Floyd: Misty's better lookin'.

Jessica: Can she dance for you?

Floyd: No, but she ain't a slut.
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Jessica vs. Jackie Vincent

Jessica: You're the worst cop I've ever met!

Jackie: You're the worst hooker I've ever seen!

Jessica: I'll dance all over your dumb ass!
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Jackie: I'm gonna have to take you downtown, Jessica.

Jessica: How 'bout a deal, Detective?

Jackie: Damn...you'll look good in handcuffs.
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Jessica vs. Marlton Johnson

Jessica: The nerd of the most hated crew.

Marlton: Some advice? You should've done a better profession.

Jessica: Some advice? Grow some balls and fuck Misty.
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Marlton: Beautiful, but rarely uses your intelligence.

Jessica: Has a brain, but barely uses his muscles.

Marlton: I'm capable enough to outsmart you in this brawl.
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Nero Blackstone

Jessica: Uh, Nero.

Nero: Miss Rose, beautiful as a rose!

Jessica: Yet deadly as nightshade.
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Nero: You remind me of my wife, Miss Rose.

Jessica: You remind me of my producer, who I killed.

Nero: Now you'll be like my wife. Dead!
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Jessica vs. Nikolai Belinski

Jessica: Uh, the drunk!

Nikolai: Hehe, Nikolai's new wife.

Jessica: Stay the hell away, bastard!
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Nikolai: Prettier than all of Nikolai's wives. *sips vodka*

Jessica: Yeah, I'm not marrying you.

Nikolai: Who said I wanted to marry a slut?
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Jessica vs. Russman

Jessica: This'll be easy.

Russman: You sure about that, lil' lady?

Jessica: I'm damn sure.
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Russman: Jessica, how's the career going?

Jessica: How's your back, old man?

Russman: Fine, but I'll snap yours.
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Jessica vs. Salvatore Deluca

Jessica: If it isn't Salvatore Deluca.

Sal: Still as beautiful, Jessica.

Jessica: Enough with the sweet talk, Sal!
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Sal: Jessica Rose!

Jessica: Sal, still desperate as ever.

Sal: I'm where I was meant to be. You on the other hand...
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Jessica vs. Samantha Maxis

Jessica: Where's your Mommy?

Samantha: She's gone. *sniffles*

Jessica: And so will you.
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Samantha: My prettiest toy.

Jessica: Wow, you're really a weird kid.

Samantha: But you're not my favorite toy.
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Jessica vs. Samuel J. Stuhlinger

Jessica: Nero 2.0.

Samuel: Misty 2.0.

Jessica: Well, okay then.
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Samuel: Ew, another bimbo.

Jessica: Ew, a pedophile.

Samuel: Conspiracy: I'm a virgin!
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Jessica vs Takeo Masaki

Jessica: Your emperor left a message for you.

Takeo: What did he say?

Jessica: He said, 'You're no good.'
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Takeo: Miss Rose, wretched as ever.

Jessica: Takeo, still a virgin.

Takeo: Yet more honorabre than you.
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Jessica vs. Tank Dempsey

Jessica: Hello, Hercules....

Tank: Damn, I'm getting hard.

Jessica: Let me knock you down a size.
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Tank: Damn, Jessica.....

Jessica: Like what ya see?

Tank: Just need to tie you down...
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Bonus Characters

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Jessica vs. Sila Myrak

Jessica: A dragon.

Sila: A slut.

Jessica: I don't have those nasty scales, though.
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Sila: Why did you kill that producer?

Jessica: He was a piece of shit.

Sila: You're lower than that, Jessie.
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Jessica vs. Eliza Washington

Jessica: Little Miss Virgin.

Eliza: Big Fat Whore.

Jessica: Miss Bruise Easily.
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Eliza: We don't have to fight, Jessica.

Jessica: I gotta kill Richtofen, so step aside!

Eliza: You're not going to get near him.

DONE! Finally! Next up is Floyd Campbell.

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