Edward vs. Himself

Edward: How is zhis even possible?!

Other: Time travel vorks veird.

Edward: I'll kill you in mein time!

Edward vs. Abigail Briarton(Misty)

Edward: Zhe farm girl.

Misty: This farm girl is gonna beat your a**!

Edward: A very stoopid,immature farmgirl, as vell.

Edward vs. Albert Arlington(Weasel)

Edward: Zhe conman.

Albert: I'll con you out of ya soul!

Edward: I vill take your soul, first!

Edward vs. Finn O' Leary

Edward: You remind me of Nikki!

Finn: Your drunk, vodka-lovin,Russian friend? *raises eyebrow*

Edward: Don't talk about mein Nikki like zhat, vhiskey drinker!

Edward vs. Marlton Johnson

Edward: Zhe inzelligent one.

Marlton: I'm smart enough to take you down.

Edward: Prove it, Darlington.

Edward vs. Nikolai Belinski

Edward: Oh Nikki~ *cooes happily*

Nikolai: Eh, Richtofen, don't hurt me too much. *sips vodka*

Edward: I vill try not to, Nikki! *squeals*

Edward vs. Russman

Edward: Zhe old, homeless man.

Russman: Russman will take you down!

Edward: You are velcome to try, elderly.

Edward vs. Salvatore Deluca

Edward: Zhe mob boss.

Sal: Who the fuck are you!?

Edward: Zhe one vho vill bring you down.

Edward vs. Samantha Maxis

Edward: Little foolish brat!

Samantha: I vill tell Mommy and Daddy you said that!

Edward: Zhey are dead, und you vill join zhem!

Edward vs. Samuel Stuhlinger

Edward: Sammy! *squeals*

Samuel: Your the voice in my head!

Edward: You mean zhe voice of your killer.

Edward vs. Takeo Masaki

Edward: Zhe monkey bomb.

Takeo: I honored you, Doctor.

Edward: Shame zhat it vill not save you.

Edward vs. Tank Dempsey

Edward: Dempshey!

Tank: Dictofen!

Edward: I vill teach you some respect!

Done!! Next is Finn:) ♥Bye♥