Billy Handsome (Revised)

Had to edit Billy's banter with Weasel because I completely overlooked that part when I was going back to revise this, whoops! Thank you XxXAbandonHopeXxX for pointing that part missing. ^-^

Billy vs. Himself

Billy: What the fuck?

Other Billy: How the hell is this happenin'?

Billy: This has Weasel's name all over it...

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Billy: Did Sal hire a lookalike?

Other Billy: Same face, but Sal's more impressed with me...

Billy: Sal's money's been wasted on a wannabe...

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Billy: Whose family ya work for?

Other Billy: The DeLuca Family, best mob there is 'cause of me!

Billy: Yeah...don't buy that bullshit.

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Billy: Got any excuse for posin' as me?

Other Billy: Not fakin' it, I'm the real boogeyman.

Billy: Show me exactly why people fear me...

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Billy vs. Abigail 'Misty' Briarton

Billy: Well aren't you a ray of sunshine.

Misty: Uh, enough with the nicknames, creep!

Billy: That's the nicest thing I can call ya...

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Billy: Ya sure the nerd satisfies ya enough?

Misty: Marlton's the only man I'll ever want!

Billy: Lady, you're clearly missin' out...

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Billy: My boss got his eyes on ya.

Misty: Tell your old man I ain't interested.

Billy: Make a deal with him or I go after your lil' man...

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Billy: Ditch your crew and join Sal's for protection.

Misty: My team's losin' it, but you folks are worse.

Billy: Too bad your crew ain't here to save ya...

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Billy vs. Albert 'Weasel' Arlington

Billy: Don't know when to stay dead, do ya?

Albert: I got somethin' to do, step back Billy.

Billy: For your sake, don't get back up after this...

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Billy: I ain't one to let go of what ya did, Weasel!

Albert: Billy, listen to me at least one time!

Billy: And I sure as hell can't be reasoned with... 

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Billy: Conned us right out of our own souls.

Albert: You always did say I was the best at my job.

Billy: And always reminded ya that you're still no better than me!

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Billy: Sal wants me to drag ya to him.

Albert: Why, so he can kill me for real this time?

Billy: He prefers I bring back your head...

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Billy vs. Bruno Delacroix

Billy: You're a long way from your turf, ain't ya?

Bruno: This is also the DeLuca's family turf?

Billy: And you're all alone with me...

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Billy: You'd ditch your crew just like that?

Bruno: I killed an innocent. I left for a better cause.

Billy: Even Weasel's smart enough not to quit!

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Billy: Sal took me in, raised me like a son.

Bruno: He created a monster instead...

Billy: Dissin' Sal just earned ya gettin' your tongue fuckin' ripped out!

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Billy: I don't do well with rival gangs.

Bruno: I am not associated with gangs anymore, you fool!

Billy: I can see ya wanna throw down too...

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Billy vs. Christina Fowler

Billy: Sal's lookin' for a new money handler.

Christina: Do I hear a business proposal?

Billy: Told him we don't need anymore weasels alive...

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Billy: Your squeeze didn't stand a chance against that butler.

Christina: Gideon got killed because of his clumsiness...

Billy: Yeah, ya got fucked up!

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Billy: You're no Misty and you're clearly no Jessie...

Christina: Do I get a special category?

Billy: Nah, not worth rememberin'.

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Billy: Any chance ya know Weasel?

Christina: I'm not sure who that bloke is...

Billy: He's someone who knows how to lie better.

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Billy vs. Diego Necalli

Billy: Just the sleazy rat I'm lookin' for...

Diego: I just stole one item! Why such anger?

Billy: Blame Weasel for the hell I'm gonna put you in!

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Billy: Wanna beg for mercy real quick?

Diego: My friend, I can tell you won't spare me.

Billy: Damn, would've been hilarious to see ya try...

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Billy: So your mom took that jewelry's secret to her grave?

Diego: Unlike yours, she did it to protect her only son.

Billy: I'd watch that mouth of yours if I were ya...

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Billy: I heard Scarlett's out cold and alone right now.

Diego: You will stay away from her, you filthy mutt!

Billy: Your dyin' thought will be thinkin' 'bout me and your Sleepin' Beauty...

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Billy vs. Edward Richtofen (Ultimis/Primis)

Billy: I've seen you in one of Weasel's drawings.

Richtofen: Your friend had a higher purpose in life, after all.

Billy: Anyone associated with Weasel is already damned...

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Billy: Your blood flowin' out was all too sweet.

Richtofen: Ja, you vould be interested in my demise.

Billy: I wanna see it all again...

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Billy: You know Sal and Finn?

Richtofen: Zheir blood vas important in my plan for salvation.

Billy: Stealin' anythin' from Sal is somethin' I ain't gonna let go...

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Billy: I'll be honest, you're one cold fucker.

Richtofen: Killed or abandoned, everyone served zheir purpose.

Billy: Let's see who walks out of this alive...

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Billy vs. Floyd Campbell

Billy: Sal's lookin' for extra muscle.

Floyd: Your other friend offered the same deal.

Billy: Weasel won't bite, but I sure as hell will.

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Billy: I've taken on folks bigger and stronger than ya!.

Floyd: Clearly they had to hold back...

Billy: They did, I bashed their heads in for underestimatin' me!

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Billy: Your fight with Tony King?

Floyd: Isn't one I don't feel like talkin' about...

Billy: Upset you stood no chance of winnin'?

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Billy: Gotta be honest, I'm actually shakin'.

Floyd: Only natural when you're up against Morg City's champion.

Billy: Nah, holdin' in the laugh seein' that you're not resortin' to cheatin' this time!

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Billy vs. Gideon Jones

Billy: You're all bark but no bite, cowboy.

Gideon: Gideon Jones, professional sharpshooter from the States.

Billy: You're going up against Chicago's most wanted...

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Billy: Your death was just as pathetic as Weasel's.

Gideon: At least Godfrey was kind to finish me off quickly!

Billy: Come here, I'll finish ya off with style...

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Billy: You ain't bad with those shooters, cowboy.

Gideon: I'm one of the best marksmen anyone's ever seen!

Billy: Better not miss, got a fun way dealin' with liars...

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Billy: Knives are better and far more personal.

Gideon: Shooters deal with problems quicker.

Billy: Go on ahead, cowboy...

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Billy vs. Godfrey

Billy: There's plenty of folks who told me I couldn't make it.

Godfrey: Join the Order and you shall be part of a new world order...

Billy: None of those folks said I was an idiot.

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Billy: My crew killed one man, but you...

Godfrey: One man alone cleansed the new world of three unworthy individuals.

Billy: Clearly haven't seen my kill count, have ya?

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Billy: So this High Priest is a real threat?

Godfrey: A savior to the faithful, a 'threat' to the damned.

Billy: And he sent his weakest link to face me...

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Billy: A butler for one man to a servant for a cult.

Godfrey: Far better than becoming Salvatore DeLuca's puppet.

Billy: Least I'm not under some mind-controllin' shit!

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Billy vs. Jack Vincent

Billy: Oh, well fuck me.

Jack: Don't think I'm letting you get away, Billy Handsome!

Billy: I will fuckin' enjoy your screams...

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Billy: How upset are ya with me?

Jack: You killed my boys from the force, you fucking sadist!

Billy: Killed them in the same way ya left my boys in...

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Billy: Sal DeLuca was off limits, Jackie...

Jack: Wasn't gonna let you folks get away with the shit you pulled.

Billy: An eye for an eye, which one you wanna lose?

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Billy: I'd go after your partner, but ya beat me to it.

Jack: What I'm gonna do to you, there won't be any mercy...

Billy: I just love seein' you, of all people, so hurt!

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Billy vs. Jessica Rose

Billy: The way ya killed that photographer...

Jessica: Oh God, don't tell me you got something out of it!

Billy: We'd be the best partners in crime.

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Billy: Care to give me a peek?

Jessica: Money won't get you everything, Billy.

Billy: Your price ain't that high to pay, Jessie...

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Billy: I'd go easy on ya, but I don't play favorites.

Jessica: I'm...touched.

Billy: What can I say? I burn past ya floozies quick!

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Billy: Let's go out for drinks, Jessie.

Jessica: You're paying if that's the case.

Billy: Bombshell, but so demandin'!

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Billy vs. Jonathan Warwick 

Billy: Ya collect medals, I collect body parts.

Jonathan: That brings no honor, you deranged lunatic!

Billy: But it sure as hell brings back good memories...

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Billy: Anythin' you like to say before this?

Jonathan: I am terribly sorry for the woman who birthed you...

Billy: She's long dead, wasted your breath on a dead broad.

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Billy: For whatever reason, Sal wants you in our crew.

Jonathan: I would rather die than ever mingle with the likes of him.

Billy: Thanks, made this whole thing a lot easier...

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Billy: Christina beheaded, Gideon slashed.

Jonathan: And I fell dead with dignity.

Billy: Right after I torture you just enough...

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Billy vs. Marlton Johnson

Billy: Why not let go, Marlton? Be like me?

Marlton: I will not resort to killing the living unless there is no other way!

Billy: So all I gotta do is kill Misty for ya to snap?

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Billy: I see a killer in the makin'...

Marlton: You will not tempt me with your dark fixation on murder!

Billy: In the afterlife, you're gonna wish you had killed me.

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Billy: So the freak put his hands on Misty?

Marlton: The punishment I proposed was the only rational thing to give him.

Billy: And ya say you're mentally superior...

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Billy: I could give ya a few tips on how to kill.

Marlton: If it involves the necrophages, I still will not listen to you...

Billy: Fine, it could've saved ya for sure...

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Billy vs. Michael 'Finn' O'Leary

Billy: Ya still mad Sal made me second-in-command? 

Finn: Not mad, just disappointed in both of you.

Billy: Ya got no place to state how ya feel, runt...

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Billy:  We both follow Sal most of the time...

Finn: Between us, I haven't fucked up that badly.

Billy: I killed a few more folks, ya ratted us out to Angela!

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Billy: Any bets placed on me this match?

Finn: Five-hundred says you'll back down now.

Billy: Gonna buy a lotta booze when I rip that cash out your cold hands...

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Billy: Couldn't let go of the fact that Sal chose me, could ya?

Finn: You were in longer, but that don't make you better.

Billy: Or maybe it's because Sal doesn't like ya...

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Billy vs. Nero Blackstone

Billy: Another con artist?

Nero: An illusionist, Mr. Handsome.

Billy: A wolf in sheep's clothing, for sure...

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Billy: You're not so bad with knives.

Nero: It comes with being a magician.

Billy: Too bad your wife didn't see it comin'.

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Billy: Wanna test your luck with me?

Nero: I always have tricks up my sleeves.

Billy: With me, there's only reality.

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Billy: I'm a fan of the whole sawin' gimmick.

Nero: I have yet to learn that trick, my apologies.

Billy: I wanna try my hand in it...

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Billy vs. Nikolai Belinski (Ultimis/Primis)

Billy: Don't know what's worse about ya, Commie.

Nikolai: Pick one, should scare you off easily.

Billy: Not scared, just comparin' how many lives we ruined...

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Billy: Folks like ya are overrated.

Nikolai: As Russian, we are natural born fighters.

Billy: I took on a whole squad of Commies without blinkin'!

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Billy: I see you're a fan of fire too.

Nikolai: For some reason, hellpigs smell like bacon.

Billy: I...just like seein' folks squirm in it.

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Billy: I should thank ya and your folks for freein' us.

Nikolai: Still waiting, criminal...

Billy: But I'm just not gonna waste my breath on ya.

Billy vs. Russman

Billy: Hope to be like ya when I get older.

Russman: Russman knows you'll die before your first wrinkle, boy!

Billy: You're right, the best die so young.

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Billy: I ain't got beef with ya, old man. 

Russman: Russman knows you're after Misty.

Billy: Look the other way, it ain't your business...

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Billy: Throw a bit of cash my way and I'll deal with the nerd.

Russman: We're in it together, whether Russman likes it or not.

Billy: There was a time when that teamwork shit didn't apply to him...

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Billy: Even old folks get what's comin' to them.

Russman: Your folks did a shitty job in makin' you give respect!

Billy: I just don't like ya, Russ...

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Billy vs. Salvatore DeLuca

Billy: What's the next score this time, Sal?

Sal: You need more practice. You're gettin' sloppy.

Billy: I can do it, dammit!

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Billy: I'd never fail ya, Sal.

Sal: You've been screwin' up lately, Billy...

Billy: Blame it on the hand that feeds me.

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Billy: Rest Sal, I can run your empire now!

Sal: You're not ready for the big leagues, Billy...

Billy: Are you sayin' I'm not good enough yet?

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Billy: You're like the old man I wish I had.

Sal: Then what's this about, Billy?

Billy: Just some father and son bondin' I had with my old man...

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Billy vs. Samuel J. Stuhlinger

Billy: They say a man is known by the company he keeps.

Stuhlinger: They aren't friends...or company.

Billy: That's why I'm gonna call this an easy score...

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Billy: I'm impressed, ya got balls facin' me. 

Stuhlinger: Richtofen tells me you're part of his plan.

Billy: But you're mighty stupid not bringin' him to help.

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Billy: Never tried anyone's flesh before.

Stuhlinger: It's funny, we all taste like chicken!

Billy: I guess I'll settle with ya as my first taste in your taboo shit...

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Billy: So ya got to talk with Weasel?

Stuhlinger: He told me all about you, you looney scumsack!

Billy: You're a more sadder man than he ever was.

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Billy vs. Scarlett Rhodes

Billy: Beautiful.

Scarlett: Uh, not another Diego, please.

Billy: But I don't take no for an answer...

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Billy: Women like ya would benefit under Sal.

Scarlett: Heard about his business. Never in my lifetime.

Billy: Oh well, Sal could've saved ya from me.

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Billy: How did ya not suspect a liar when it came to Medusa?

Scarlett: She knew the whereabouts of my father, I was blinded.

Billy: And ya got everyone screwed over in the end!

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Billy: Born to privilege that ya threw away.

Scarlett: You didn't know my upbringing, snake!

Billy: But ya never knew cold, hunger, and terrible folks like I did...

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Billy vs. Stanton Shaw

Billy: Bruno made quick work out of ya.

Shaw: Same goes for your quiet friend you mistreated.

Billy: With me, you ain't dyin' till I'm feelin' merciful...

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Billy: First the drunk Commie, now I'm dealin' with a druggie.

Shaw: Oi, there's nothing wrong about loosening up a little!

Billy: When you're throwin' down with me, shit hits the fan quick.

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Billy: So you and the French gangster are in a cult?

Shaw: The Order would certainly benefit with having you join...

Billy: Always did wanna burn a bunch of cultists together!

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Billy: So ya had kids back in your day?

Shaw: Would you ever spare a father?

Billy: Why? You weren't anythin' to them!

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Billy vs. Takeo Masaki (Ultimis/Primis)

Billy: Not sure what to think of ya, honestly.

Takeo: You could've benefited more had it not been for Salvatore's influence.

Billy: Another fool tryin' to convince me to stop...

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Billy: So these spirits of yours are gonna save ya?

Takeo: The spirits of my ancestors accompany me in every battle.

Billy: You'll be with them by the end of this...

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Billy: Your emperor abandoned ya, huh?

Takeo: Your leader's betrayal was just as shameful.

Billy: I will kill ya with your own sword...

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Billy: The Path of Sorrows sounds fuckin' beautiful.

Takeo: Such a beauty has taken many lives in the past.

Billy: It'll slice your head off by my hand.

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Billy vs. Tank Dempsey (Ultimis/Primis)

Billy: Ya knew how to get shit done back on Alcatraz.

Tank: When you're pushed to a limit, you get it done right!

Billy: Sal would be very pleased to meet ya...

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Billy: Folks like ya are best left to die in wars.

Tank: Turf wars don't bring nothin' but pain to simple folks!

Billy: Their pain brings pleasure for me...

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Billy: I've seen ya die plenty of times back in Alcatraz.

Tank: Weren't fun, but can't do anything about them.

Billy: I want a repeat of all of them, done by me.

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Billy: What's the point when you folks are gonna be dead in the end?

Tank: We'll still fight side by side, back to back...

Billy: No wonder you three didn't see the German's betrayal in the first place.


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