"Ugh. I'm so bored!" I whined as I flopped down onto the grass.

"How about a prank on Jiji Dattebayo?" Naruto offered as I stared upwards.

"Hm..... yeah!" I cheered as I flung Naruto down to the ground with me, I thought of ways to prank the old man.

"How about..... setting his office up to every time he walks in it will let out a bunch of sparkles and say on a banner 'I the Hokage of Konohagkure proudly annouce that I am gay.' How does that sound?" I told Naruto my plan, sparkles appearing in his eyes as he thought about it.

"Yeah! Then we can start pranking Inu-San! Dattebayo!" Naruto burst out as I brightned my expression.

"Then we can... prank Tora-Chan!" I muttered as I glanced around incase any ANBU was listening, to which I proudly annouce that there was none!

I gripped Naruto's hand and tugged him towards the Hokage tower, cackling madly all the way. Naruto winced at all the glares he got but I sped right through the streets, getting him to sprint.

I climbed up the side of the tower with my claws, thanking Kami for my Kekkei Genkai. I took a peek inside and noted that Jiji was in fact not there, I spred my chakra through the room and also noted that there was no ANBU inside but outside the door there was two.

I pushed the window up and slide in with Naruto following, I pulled out a scroll with the needed things and summonded them out. Naruto chuckled quietly as I got to work with the sensing part of the prank while Naruto sorted out the banner.

"Shit." I cursed quietly when I felt Jiji walking down the halway with three ANBU, I quickly got the machine ready as Naruto hid the banner and set up the sparkles. I put down the wire and grabbed Naruto's hand, poofing out of there quickly.

I teleported up to on top of the Shodaime Hokage's head, hiding behind his head band thingy.

"Did it work?" Naruto whispered as a ANBU ran over head.

I was about to answer when a 'MOFĀ! NARUTO!' cut me off.

"There is our answer." I snickered as Jiji appeared on top of the Hokage tower covered in sparkles, I could feel the anger coming off him in waves.

"YOU TWO BRATS!!!!!" He screamed into the air as laughter echoed around the village and- IS THAT A ANBU FALLING OFF A BUILDING!?

"Naruto! Naruto! We made a ANBU laugh so hard they fell off the building! Ha!" I shrieked into the air as Jiji turned to face our direction with killing intent.

"Uh oh." Naruto squeaked, I whippered my head left and right as I could see Jiji making hand signs.

'Sorry Kaa-San!' I howled in my mind as I transformed into my beast form, flinging Naruto onto my back as I leaped off the Shodaime Hokage's head.

Jiji appeared where we were and let out a shocked yell from me jumping, Naruto screaming as he held onto my fur. The wind hit my face as we tumbled through the air and towards the ground, my fur slamming back into my body.

I curled up around Naruto as I slammed into the ground, pain ran through my entire body as my mind went woozy.

"Mofā you okay?" Naruto asked franticly as I struggled to get up, my bones practicaly breaking.

I let out a grunt as I sprinted towards a random direction, villagers screaming when they saw my scar ridden body. I almost ran into a building at one point.

I stopped running when I came to a mini gate, two Uchiha standing infront of it.  I snarled at them as they started to turn on their Sharingan, Naruto holding onto my fur scared.

"Stop." A voice cut through the air as both Uchiha listened, a short teen boy Uchiha walked over with a kid Uchiha around mine and Naruto's age.

"Naruto-Kun, Okami-San why are you two infront of the Uchiha compound?" Teen Uchiha asked us.

'How dare he... I'll kill hi- Ooh is that a pink knome?' I muttered to myself in madness as a flying pink knome around around infront of me.

'So cute~ I am gonna catch chu!' I pounced on where the knome is, only to realise it escaped my paws. I snarled quietly and ran after it, straight into the Uchiha compound.

"Mofā! Wait up!" A yellow ramen pot yelled after me as it chased me, I yipped playfully at it and crouched down wagging my tail. Many ducks and crows surronded me while flapping their wings.

I paused as I caught sight of a plant near the back of the crowd, it was a weird plant. It had yellow eyes and green hair, it's entire right side was black and it's left side was white with a green flytrap over it, it also had a cloak on with red clouds.

'Weird plant heh!~' I giggled as it disapeared into the ground. 'Pretty plant though.'

"Gotcha!" A silver doggy yelled as it tackled me, hitting a pressure point and causing me to turn back.

I giggled madly as I twirled around. "Imma gonna take a nap now!" I yelled as I flopped to the ground.

"Mofā transformed again Jiji..." Ramen pot muttered to a smoking pipe. I fell asleep~

Pwetty plants~