A/n: Someone requested ALL OF THEM needing to go in one chapter and im just like ok so how am i supposed to do that without making it a road trip chapter💀(ive written one like that before in my other book im P sure)

But I figured it out!!! Here ya go!

Decided to spoil ya'll with a long chapter since it's been like ten days lmfao sorry

It had been Roman's idea.

That's how Janus should have known it was a bad one from the start. But Patton and Remus both seemed excited at the prospect of staying in a cabin for a few days and doing a glorified version of camping. Logan and Virgil weren't as excited, but they didn't want to dampen their friends excited mood, so went along with it.

Janus knew that it would be fun. A weekend with his best friends, all alone in a cabin in the middle of nowhere sounded amazing. Goofing off, getting to be as loud as they wanted—what was there not to appreciate about that?

Packing had been a tedious effort, but his bag was sitting snugly in the back of the car as they drove. The cabin was around an hour away, and his friends were already running their mouths like motorboats. Virgil was blaring some sort of MCR song, and he could hear the music faintly from his earbuds. Janus was unsure of how he could stay asleep with his music playing that loud, but he had some weird habits of his own, so wasn't going to judge. Even if Virgil was going to be deaf by 25.

Something that was making all the noise even more unbearable was the thunderstorm. The wind and the rain were so loud that they had to scream over it to hear each other. He really had no idea how Virgil was sleeping through it. Maybe he was faking it so that he wouldn't be forced into the conversation. He knew that he didn't like to yell, and was typically soft-spoken. Not a good trait to have in a group of loud mouths, but every group needed their quiet one. Logan wasn't much of a yeller either, but if you provoked him you would definitely need hearing aids afterwards.

"I'm actually so glad there's a thunderstorm, I did not want to any camping stuff" Roman announced from the driver's seat.

Janus scoffed, "Then remind me, why did you plan this out?"

"I wanted to spend time with you guys alone in a secluded area where we could party, get drunk, and scream like wild animals without any repercussions. The cabin is nice and spacious, plenty of room for illegal activities, and Remus brought the meth—"

"The WHAT?" Logan yelled, "you're joking, right?"

Roman pretended not to hear Logan, just continuing to drive. Patton smacked Roman's shoulder gently, "yes, he's joking!" He exclaimed as he laughed, "I would never let any of you guys do meth. Or any drugs, actually."

"Thanks for looking out for us, Pat" Remus said with a roll of his eyes, "we love the fun police."

"Fun police?! You'll ruin your life with that stuff!" He argued.

Just as he finished speaking, a loud boom of thunder sounded, and a lightning strike flashed across the sky. It was so bright that everyone was temporarily blinded. Everyone in the car screamed as Roman swerved for a second, before gaining control back, "shit! Sorry!" Roman yelled. As they reached a steady pace on the road again, everyone began to pant, their hearts beating quickly.

"Fuck!" Janus gasped, "Dude!"

"Hey, you can't blame me for lightning! Jesus that was insanity!" Roman exclaimed.

Patton spoke up, putting a comforting hand on Roman's shoulders, "hey! It's okay, nobody's dead!"

"Unfortunately" Remus sighed, slumping down in his seat.

"How is Virgil still asleep?!" Logan exclaimed, practically clutching his pearls. Janus would have laughed if he wasn't still reeling from the near disaster.

Janus shook his head, "it's a good thing that he is, he would have just had a fucking panic attack."

"Yeah! He's just a little guy!" Patton cried.

Janus leaned back in his seat, staring out the window with a smirk on his face, "now I really do wish he was awake. Virgil would have killed you if he heard you say that."

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When they finally arrived to the cabin, Janus let out a quiet sigh of relief. The constant pattering of rain hitting the pavement was not helping his current situation—he had to pee. It wasn't a pressing need. It certainly wasn't urgent—he could have held it for another five hours if he had to. In fact, he was sure that if it wasn't raining, he wouldn't even have to pee. His mind was tricking him. But if he put some effort into thinking about it, he could feel the uncomfortable feeling pressing into his bladder.

Once the car was parked, he began to gather his things. It was raining really hard still—in fact, he was sure this was the calm before the storm. It seemed like it was going to get much worse. One check of his weather app confirmed his suspicions. They were cooked.

"This is gonna be such a chill, cozy night! I love when it rains!" Patton chirped.

"I agree, but the next thing we do is going to determine whether or not the next ten minutes are hell. So: who wants the task of waking Virgil up?" Remus joked.

Everyone groaned, "Oh my god, why does he sleep every time he gets in the car? He's like a single mother's dream" Roman complained, "who is he least likely to punch?" He questioned.

"Definitely Patton" Logan said.

"We don't have time for him to coddle him, i'll do it" Janus said, since, y'know. He was sitting next to him. He slapped Virgil in the face, "hoe, wake up!"

"JANUS!" Patton yelled, "what was that?!"

"The quick way" Janus shrugged, "wake the fuck up, Virgil."

The emo groaned, curling in on himself, "what?" He moaned.

"Awe he's so cute when he's sleepy" Roman cooed. Virgil practically growled as he sat up, stretching.

"We're here?" Virgil asked, rubbing the tiredness from his eyes. He looked around, the car was parked, "thank God, I have to piss—Jesus fuck! Why is it raining so damn hard?!" He exclaimed, looking out the window in shock, "I can't even see ten feet in front of me."

"Because Roman didn't want to actually camp, he just wanted to stay in a cabin for a week" Patton giggled, "so he planned this out for the day it would rain."

"Oh. For once, I have zero complaints. Let's play animal crossing and drink mountain dew all weekend" Virgil said squinting out his window, "we're going to have to make a run for it unless we wanna get soaked."

Remus smirked, "I would love to see you soaked."

"Jesus Fucking Christ" Virgil said, shaking his head, "come on. Let's grab our shit and make a run for it."

They did in fact, make a run for it. They piled up into the house as quickly as they could, the wind blowing so hard they could barely shut the door. It was almost comical.

"Holy shit, Virgil almost blew away!" Remus exclaimed once they'd successfully made it inside and shut the door behind them.

"Hahaha" Virgil said, completely unamused as he rolled his eyes, "fuck, it's cold."

"You're just too skinny, that's why" Roman joked, "we need to get some meat on your bones."

Virgil narrowed his eyes, "is that a challenge? Put me in front of an all you can eat sushi buffet. I promise I will gain 10 pounds in 15 minutes."

"It's true" Janus told them, "this little guy really knows how to put it away."

"Watching Virgil eat is traumatizing" Patton agreed, giggling, "he eats like he's been starved."

Logan raised an eyebrow, "Virgil eats?"

"Awe, Logan's never witnessed me eat before" Virgil cooed, "we can fix that."

"Well now I'm just scared" Logan teased.

Virgil began to walk across the cabin, his bags in his hands, "You should be. Come on, let's pick our rooms and put this stuff down so I can go piss. Remus, you're bunking with me. Nobody else can handle you or your snoring. Trust me."

"Well, if you really loved me you wouldn't go pee. I wasn't joking when I said I wanted to see you soaked" Remus smirked, wriggling his eyebrows.

"Never-fucking mind" Virgil said, crinkling his nose, "i'm bunking with Janus. Roman, have fun."

"What?! Why am I stuck with him?!" Roman exclaimed.

"Because if Remus bunks with Patton, he will traumatize him. If he bunks with Logan, they will fuck. And if I bunk with you, I will kill myself" Virgil explained flatly.

"What?!" Logan exclaimed, his face flushing red, "me and Remus will not! That is a preposterous statement! You two are the ones always flirting!"

Virgil shrugged, "I was trying to project. We all know the only dick you want is from prince pretentious over there" he said, jabbing a thumb in the direction of Roman.

"WHAT?!?!" They both exclaimed at once. The way they both blushed was an indicator that it was the truth. Virgil began laughing his ass off as Remus gasped.

"Logan! You want my brother's dick?!" Remus exclaimed.

Logan began to shake his head rapidly, "no! I don't—well. I mean, maybe eventually—"

"Logan, are you...finally shooting your shot?!" Virgil asked, completely shocked.

He blushed, his hands practically shaking as to he made eye contact with Roman, "I'd actually maybe...want to go on a date. With..with you" he said slowly, "I would like to take you out. I like you."

Everyone waited with bated breath as Roman processed what was happening. Logan had just confessed his love for him on a random fucking Friday during a thunderstorm in the middle of butt fuck nowhere in front of all their friends, "Logan...I can't..." he mumbled, trailing off. Logan completely deflated, his cheeks heating with humiliation. He opened his mouth to speak, but Roman continued after his pause, "I can't believe you asked me first!" He covered his face and groaned.

"Wait...what?!" Logan cried.

"I've been trying to work up the courage! Patton and Virgil have been helping me" Roman pouted.

Logan's eyes shot over to Virgil, "Wait! You knew?!" He exclaimed, "You knew Roman liked me, and just watched me pace around my room ranting about it like a hopeless gay?!"

Virgil shrugged, "I'm not helping you cheat in life. You have to get your mans the same way everyone else does. Several months of crippling anxiety. Remus, come on i'll bunk with you. Roman and Logan clearly have some shit to talk about, and Patton and Janus need to lose their virginity already. Also, you are a hopeless gay, Logan, finally getting with Roman isn't going to change that."

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By the time they'd all set their bags down and chose their beds and rooms, Janus was more than ready to take a bathroom break. He knew that Virgil probably was too. Every time he woke up, no matter how short the nap was, he had to piss. But Virgil was still unpacking, so Janus took this opportunity to use the restroom.

He made his way to the bathroom, putting his hand on the knob and twisting. As he did so, he pushed and realized it was locked. His heart dropped. There was no way there was anybody in there—why was it locked? He jiggled on the knob, twisting harder. It wouldn't budge.

He knocked on the door, "anyone in there?"

He received no response and felt panic rising in his chest, "Hey, guys?" Janus called, "the bathroom door is locked!"

Virgil was the first one to make his way towards Janus, doing a horrible job of hiding the anxiety rising in his chest, "what?" He questioned, "how could it be locked?"

"It might just be jammed!" Roman called, "the locksmith said that people have some trouble opening the doors sometimes, you just have to use some force to open it."

Janus groaned, "well can someone who's actually strong come open the door, then?" Before realizing he sounded too desperate, "I need to put my skincare stuff in there."

Remus scoffed as he entered the hallway, "i'm right here."

"Give it a shot, then" Virgil told him, stepping aside.

Remus did as Virgil suggested, twisting the knob. But the knob didn't turn all the way—the door was indeed locked, not jammed, "hey! Virgil's right. It's not jammed, the actual knob is locked."

At this point, everyone made their way to the hallway to check it out. Once Roman had indeed confirmed that it was locked, he took his phone out, "i'm going to text the owner and ask where they put the key."

"The storm is way worse over there, what if she doesn't have internet?" Patton questioned, "oh my gosh, none of us are going to be able to use the bathroom!"

Virgil began to gnaw on his thumb, a nervous habit he'd been trying to kick lately, "Oh my god, Patton's right" he said, anxiety filling his chest. He really had to go, and he wasn't sure how long it'd take to get a response from the woman who owned the cabin.

"Hey, guys, don't panic" Remus said. He could tell how anxious Virgil had become, "sure, she may not have internet—but it should take a few hours, at most for the storm to calm down. We can all hold out until then, right? I mean, Virgil's the only one that even has to pee."

"I'm the fucking worst one to be in this situation!" Virgil exclaimed, "I pee, like, every hour!"

Roman nodded, "Yeah, Virgil you have extremely bad luck" he said as he typed on his phone. His face dropped, "oh. Oh, shit."

"Oh, that's not good. What happened?" Logan questioned.

"I don't have internet. The text isn't going through" he said sheepishly.

Virgil let out a shaky breath, "it's fine. I can hold it, I—I can wait until the storm passes."

Virgil didn't like the looks of doubt he was receiving from all of his friends. But he would have to hold it, since there was nothing that he could do about it. The door was locked, and they didn't have key.

"Let's just go hang out in the living room or something" Virgil blurted. He didn't like all the attention on him. Everyone agreed, and slowly, they made their way out of the hallway. Janus lingered for a moment, staring longingly at the bathroom door. He realized that he was in for a very uncomfortable night.

Janus had the same realization. He was more than ready to release the contents of his bladder as well, but neither of them had any other option but to wait.

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Virgil hadn't let the fact that he had to piss ruin his fun. He still whooped everyone's ass in every video game they played, and kept killing everyone in Minecraft. Eventually, it got to a point where Patton had to turn friendly fire off, and Virgil still managed to kill everyone. He got Roman by telling him to stand on a frozen lake. Then, he broke the ice underneath him and plugged the hole up so he couldn't jump out. He drowned while everyone screamed at him. He had laughed so hard he nearly peed himself.

Then, he suffocated Logan by making him fall into a hole, and spam clicking sand to fall over him. Logan got so mad that he rage quit, and Virgil had to physically hold himself so that he wouldn't pee. He couldn't stop laughing. Neither could anyone else, really.

Janus was in the same boat as Virgil—but he would never admit that. About an hour had passed, and Janus's need had gone from annoying to constantly aching. He didn't like how nobody else even seemed to need to go at all, while he and Virgil were suffering, knowing that they couldn't. To Janus, using the restroom was an extremely private matter, and he didn't like anybody to know when he needed to use it. His friends all picked up on this about him, and could probably tell when he had to go by now. He was extremely subtle—but there would be signs.

Things had calmed down after the whole Minecraft killing spree fiasco, and now everyone was just chilling out, either laying on the floor or sitting on the couch, talking to one another and sharing stories about their week. Virgil had gone quiet, withdrawing from most of the conversation. He was nursing an extremely full bladder, and his body clearly wasn't used to holding it for so long.

"Hey guys" Patton mumbled, speaking up, "does anyone else, like—kinda need to pee right now?"

Virgil groaned from where he sat, practically twisted into a pretzel shape.

"Well, Virgil obviously has had to go for quite some time" Roman said, "but yeah, i'm with you, Pat. I could definitely go if I tried, but I can hold it" he admitted.

Remus nodded along, and Logan muttered, "same."

Janus didn't say anything. Even though they were all in the same boat, he didn't want to say it out loud. He didn't want anyone to know—so he would pretend to be fine. He watched as Virgil rocked back and forth from where he sat on the floor. His legs were curled up to his chest, his thighs pressed closely together. He couldn't seem to stop shifting in place—and he was pretty sure everyone was aware of it. Virgil looked so uncomfortable.

He noticed that Remus had went to sit by Virgil, wrapping an arm around him to comfort him. Virgil put his face into Remus's chest, and began to mumble something. The room was quiet, but the storm was so loud to the point that only Remus could hear what he was saying. He hugged Virgil close.


"I'm going to wet myself" Virgil said aloud, his voice shaking. Everyone heard that one.

Remus stood up, helping Virgil to as well, "You don't have to do it in front of everyone—let's go somewhere private."

Virgil nodded, and they made their way to their bedroom.

"Man" Roman said as he watched them leave, "I feel so bad for him right now..." he trailed off. There wasn't really much else to say, but everyone had the quiet thought in the back of their mind that they'd probably be in the same boat soon.

Logan nodded along, "Well, if he can't hold it, there's nothing to be ashamed of. Nobody bring it up, when he gets back be kind, okay?"

"Well...whose gonna be next?" Patton joked.

Janus smirked, "Probably you."

The room got quieter after that as they heard noises from the other room. They could hear sniffling and hushed whispers. Virgil was clearly upset, and Remus was trying to offer some comfort. Janus appreciated that Remus could be serious when needed.

When Remus and Virgil returned, it was obvious that they weren't able to find anything for him to relieve himself into. Either that, or he couldn't wait long enough to try. Either way, Virgil was wearing different sweat pants, and his face was red. He was staring at his feet, refusing to make eye contact.

Nobody dared to comment on what had just happened. Remus looked like if any of them attempted to even say anything comforting he would kill them. Acknowledging what had happened would probably just make it worse—so Patton smiled at him and waved him over, "Hey, Virgil!! Come check out this new level I unlocked in my Mario game! It's one of the ghost mansion thingies and you know I'm horrible at 'em!"

Virgil's tensed shoulders relaxed, and he allowed himself to return Patton's bright smile with a shaky one of his own. He made his way to where Patton was sitting on the floor, at the foot of the couch at Roman's feet. Virgil sat next to him and took the 3ds to attempt the level. Of course, he got it on the first try, becoming more relaxed as he finished it, leaning against Patton's shoulder as he handed the console back. He was clearly humiliated, and if how he'd gone nonverbal wasn't an indicator of that, he was at least definitely emotionally exhausted from the situation.

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"Okay, I like. Really need to pee. Seriously" Logan admitted, "like, very badly."

 
"Same" Patton said, though that had been obvious for a long time—he couldn't sit still, and had been practically bouncing off of the walls for the past thirty minutes, "Roman, any luck with the internet?"

Roman groaned, "no, fuck, and the storm is just getting worse. We're in for it all night, we need to find something to piss in. Like—do we seriously have no bottles? No cups or anything?"

"We didn't want to do dishes, so you said we'd go to the store to pick up paper cups and bowls and stuff" Remus piped up from where he sat on the couch, his legs crossed together. He was obviously in the same boat as everyone else, "but we obviously can't drive in this weather."

Logan sighed, letting out a puff of air, "yeah. Yeah—driving wouldn't be worth the risk, not so deep into the storm."

"God, even just hearing the rain makes me want to fucking die" Roman groaned, "I literally can't do this—what are we going to do?"

"I guess just do what I did" Virgil shrugged, "piss yourself." He began to giggle at the absurdity of the whole situation, which of course got a condescending 'awe' from Patton. But he didn't even care. He knew his goggles were in fact, adorable.

Everyone took Virgil joking about it as a good sign. It was humiliating, sure, but at least he could still talk to them and look at them in their eyes. But it had been around an hour, to be fair. Plenty of time for him to notice that literally everyone either currently had to pee, or would eventually. And all of them would likely also have an accident. Janus was the only one who didn't look like he had to go. But Virgil knew Janus—even when it was outwardly obvious that he was dying to go, he would never admit it.

Though Janus was typically able to hold it for long amounts of time—he had a better bladder than Virgil, at least, able to hold extremely large amounts of Liquid at a time. Which was kind of insane—one time, Janus had gotten so desperate after a full day of errands, and couldn't wait long enough to get home. Virgil had to pull over so he could go on the side of the road. He didn't make it very far, in fact, he had just sprayed down the tire. It was an insane amount of piss, and went on for several minutes. Virgil was equal parts impressed and horrified.

So yeah, Virgil didn't have any doubt in his mind that Janus also needed to piss. It was just that he would probably be able to hold it for much longer than everyone else—so long as he hadn't been holding it for a long time.

"Well, i'm definitely not going to be pissing myself" Roman said confidently, "that's disgusting."

Virgil gave him a deadpan look. Of course, Roman back tracked immediately, "not that like, you're disgusting or anything! I just mean—well, you know what I mean—"

"Dude! I get it" Virgil smirked, "It was pretty disgusting. Especially when Remus sucked the piss stain out of my jeans—"

"He WHAT?!" Roman screamed, whipping his head over to his twin, "you did not. Say you didn't, please" he begged.

Logan's eyebrows were crinkled in disgust, "you're full of shit, Virgil."

Remus grinned, playing along, "No, he isn't. His piss actually tasted kind of sweet? It was really weird."

"Stop!" Patton gasped, "that's so nasty, there's no way!"

"You'd be surprised by how many disgusting things he's into" Janus muttered, "I feel bad for Virgil."

"Yeah, he was hard the entire time I needed to pee" Virgil said, trying not to laugh as Roman screamed and covered his ears.

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Surprisingly, Patton wasn't the next one to wet his pants despite how outwardly desperate he was. Patton hadn't been able to sit down for a good thirty minutes, pacing the room and bouncing around on his toes. He was holding on pretty well, all things considered. So he wasn't next—no, the next one to wet was Logan.

"Fuck" Logan muttered. He had been leaking for quite a while, so had gotten off of the couch. He didn't want to ruin it, so he was now sitting on the floor on his knees, his hands jammed in between his thighs. He was letting out short, heavy breaths as he tried to contain himself, "I—I can't hold it" was all the warning he gave before he was flooding into his jeans. His bladder gave out, and his body sagged with relief. He took his hands from between his legs so he wouldn't get them wet, and did his best to hold it in. He continued to piss in short bursts, tears pooling in the corners of his eyes.

Slowly but surely, the contents of his bladder was forcing its way out. Nobody said a word—if they were honest, nobody was even paying much attention to begin with, too caught up in their own desperation. Virgil was the only one who had the mental capacity to pay any mind to it, but he didn't watch. He looked away to give Logan some semblance of privacy. But he just so happened to look over to Roman, whose eyes were extremely fixated on Logan.

Once his pants were completely soaked, Logan realized that there was no saving himself now. So, he willingly relaxed, letting the rest out without being ashamed of himself. It was bound to happen sooner or later.

Once he was finished, he was sitting in his puddle. Virgil offered to clean for him while he got change. He accepted the offer with burning cheeks as he got up, standing there for a moment to let himself drip off before walking shamefully to his room.

Virgil cringed with sympathy, and Roman just watched him go, "why was that kinda..."

Remus groaned, "so you're allowed to be freaky but i'm not?!"

"Kinda what, Roman?" Virgil questioned, smirking.

"I don't know! Just, like—the way he was so...I don't know. Desperate?" He cringed as he said it, "Oh my god, an he was on his knees whimpering, reduced to tears, you can't tell me that wasn't hot! I've never seen Logan fall apart like that, ever."

Remus was literally crying from laughing at how flustered Roman had gotten, and how by explaining himself he'd only gotten himself into a deeper hole, "You. You have a piss kink" he said through bouts of laughter, "oh my god—" Remus stood up from the couch, walking off, "I'm—I'm literally pissing myself from that, so i'm leaving before Roman gets a boner from me."

"REMUS WHAT?!" Roman screamed, "I would not! That's disgusting!"

Remus cackled all the way to his room, a steady trail of piss running down his leg as he did so.

Virgil shook his head and laughed as Remus ran out of the room, "i'm—i'm gonna go check on both of them after I clean up the puddles."

He'd noticed that Janus had barely spoken a word since they'd gotten there. He wasn't showing any outward signs of needing to go, aside from a few casual shifts and leg crosses. He was growing more worried about him. He was never usually so withdrawn.

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"Okay" Roman said. About an hour had passed and everyone was back in the living room. Logan and Remus had cleaned and changed themselves and Virgil had cleaned the puddles, "I seriously can't do this anymore! Ugh" he groaned loudly, "how are you holding up, Patton?"

"I'm gonna. I'm gonna designate a pee corner" Patton proclaimed, "Like. We're gonna clean it up anyways, right? No need to get our pants wet."

"That's actually pretty smart" Logan said, "can'y believe I didn't think of that."

"Yeah. I'm gonna just pee on the floor and clean it, because I cannot hold it for another second!" He yelped, choosing his corner and unzipping his pants. Patton hadn't even chosen to go to another Room. Janus thought that was crazy, how he had no shame. The sound of him going was loud, and it splattered against the floor in a way that made Janus squirm.

Roman groaned, the noise clearly not helping his need, "I have to—I can't—" he groaned, "oh my God" and ran to the kitchen. Virgil whipped his head around and gasped.

"Roman! In the sink is vile!" He cried in disbelief as his friend climbed onto the counter, unbuckling from where he sat up on his knees. Roman completely disregarded Virgil's protests, making do with relieving himself into the sink.

Janus looked extremely uncomfortable, so Virgil paid less mind to Roman and Patton, and more to him, "are you alright, Jan?"

Janus smiled, "oh, i'm doing good, thanks for the worry. Guess there's just not much to talk about right now."

His voice was convincing, and his eyes looked genuine. Janus was an amazing liar, he didn't have many tells. But something was telling Virgil that Janus wasn't okay. It was probably his common sense. They'd arrived in the afternoon, and it was well into the night now. Janus 100% had to pee.

"Janus, do you need to pee?" Virgil questioned. His voice was low, so quiet that only Janus could hear him.

Janus blushed, before shaking his head, "no. No, no i'm fine. Just restless. You know, worried about the storm. We could flood if it keeps up like this."

Virgil hummed. Janus clearly wasn't comfortable speaking up. But he knew that this would end in disaster unless he intervened, "come on" Virgil told him, standing up and holding his hand out.

"Virgil. I don't—"

"Come on" he said again, making his voice more gentle. Janus sighed, taking Virgil's hand and standing up. As he did so, gravity pulled on his bladder. He hissed softly, taking a moment to compose himself before he nodded, and Virgil took him back to one of the rooms, "I know you'd rather be in private than out in the living room for this. And i'm gonna tell you what Remus told me, okay?"

Janus nodded, tears filling his eyes now that he wasn't being seen by of all their friends. He nodded, urging Virgil to continue.

"You are sexy. You are hot" Virgil said. He earned a laugh out of Janus and smirked as he continued, "and hot stuff like yourself should know that this isn't a big deal. Every one of us are in this situation."

Janus nodded along as Virgil gave him his final words of comfort, "now i'm going to go bully the fuck out of Roman. You stay here and do what you need. If anybody asks about you, i'll tell them you had to look for something, okay?"

Janus simply nodded again in response. After that, Virgil left the room. He really didn't think his bladder had the capacity to hold on for much longer, so he tried to think of a solution to his problem that would get him out of having to change. He turned around to lock the door, his eyes darting around the room. He didn't want to just piss on the ground like Patton. That would make a lot of noise, and everyone would probably hear it in the background. He didn't want to wet his pants, because then everyone would know when he came out with the laundry.

He had an idea, rummaging through his bag to look for one of his large, fluffy towels. He pulled it out of his bag and held it in his hands. He had made up his mind quickly, deciding that he was going to piss in the towel. He let out a shaky breath as he unbuckled his belt, letting his pants fall to his ankles. He didn't want to risk getting them wet, so kicked them off along with his underwear.

Once that was taken care of, he positioned himself into the towel, and coaxed his bladder into relaxing. He had been tensed up for so long now, that it took a little while, but eventually he was going heavily into the towel, letting out a stressed sigh through his nose as he did so. He hadn't been sure if he would have been able to hold it for much longer, and finally letting go was such a huge relief. He pissed for quite a long time,   and felt his hands getting warm and damp, so he adjusted the towel and bunched it up in his hands, aiming for a dryer spot.

After several minutes, his bladder was blissfully empty and his towel was completely soaking wet. He wasn't exactly sure what to do with it, but he had a plastic bag full of snacks, and decided that if he emptied it, he could put the towel there until he could do laundry.

Once that was all over with, he walked out of the room and back into the living room. He made eye contact with Virgil, and in the span of two seconds it felt like they had a whole conversation with just their facial expressions. He conveyed through a nod that he had peed, and took a seat next to him on the couch.

"Oh my fucking God" Roman gasped, staring at his phone.

"What? What happened?" Patton questioned.

Roman looked incredibly sheepish, "i'm...i'm so dumb" he adjusted himself on the couch, turning his phone around to show everybody, "the owner of the cabin told me the key to get into the cabin also opens every other door."

"You're joking" Virgil said, "there's no way!" He snatched the phone and read over the texts.

"Was that supposed to be common sense? Is that like. How it is for every house?" Patton questioned.

"No" Logan said, "but we probably should've thought to try it."

Remus was laughing all over again, "this is actually the most ridiculous situation we could've gotten into!"

"I'm genuinely going to start killing people" Janus said, "There's no way the solution was that easy!"

"The house key" Roman scoffed, "how did I not think of that?!"

A/n: ik its shit but im literally dead so um teehee

Also i work an 8 hour shift as a waitress saturday kms

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