-Requested by Hazelfraser25 ! I made it a nice  L O N G  part for y'all! :)-

-I forgot to mention, but last part was part 69, so please go drop a "nice" on that part.-

"Working late?"

"Clearly." Bruce replied.

"Jason giving you strife?" Barry asked, shoving another pretzel in his mouth. 

"It doesn't matter, but no. Terrence is in town and he's taking the boys out for the night."

"Ooh, separation anxiety. He's checking through his kid's kid's emails..."

"Barry."

"Okay." the speedster shut up, stepping out of punching-range. But he couldn't shut up, he'd been bouncing around from colleague to colleague and bothering them all evening. "Hey what'd Barbara send you?"

Bats didn't bother glaring at him. "That's what I'm checking. Barry."

"It looks like a youtube link."

"I can see." Bruce said, reading the subject bar: 'pixie boy is being a little fuck so take this'. He clicked the link, a terrible idea since Barry had been reading over his shoulder.

"HEY GUYS! CHECK OUT THE VIDEO BATGIRL SENT BATS!"

Bruce frowned, inspected the page the link took him to: a youtube video from a channel called 'Teen Tight(an)s', with 368,953 views, 223,300 likes, 135,800 dislikes. The video was titled. 'Teen Tight(an)s "documentary", episode 13: The Justice Hideout.'

"Teen Tight(an)s?" Oliver asked.

"Like the titans?" Diana put down her pen curiously, joining the small group of curious leaguers glancing at where the action was.

"Let's see." Barry reached over the bat's shoulder, pressing play.

--

Main Cam
"We just got back from a mission." M'gann said, Looking slightly down at the camera from her raised seat in the Bioship. "and we didn't do anything too bad, it was a pretty good mission... which probably means we're going to be yelled at. A lot."

--

"Hey! It's the team." Dinah exclaimed. "Batgirl must have sent you an episode of their 'documentary'."

"documentary?"

"I don't know. Sometimes I see them in costume, filming videos, and they say it's part of their documentary." She shrugged. "I've never seen any of it, they didn't tell me it's on youtube."

--

"It's astounding the things the Justice League will yell about." Wally turned the camera on himself, grinning. "I guess, more specifically, it's astounding the things we can get them to yell about."

"Yeah, we have this game called bait-and-flip." Dick said, leaning into frame by Wally's shoulder. "We basically just act dumb and facetious to trick them into getting mad about the most stupid, absurd things. and then laugh at them when we leave."

--

"They do that on purpose!?" Barry asked, incredulous. 

"I thought they were just stupid teenagers!"

"Maybe that's why they've been making a game out of manipulating you." Bruce said stiffly.

--

"Once Green Arrow tried to give us the drug talk, and we convinced him that kids at school are Juuling Cough syrup." Artemis said, smiling. "You can't Juul cough syrup. But he yelled at me for saying that I'm thinking of doing it at a party."

"I'm expecting Aqualad to tell us to stop, but he's just kind of... there." Wally panned across to Kaldur.

"I'm not going to stop you, but I'm not incriminating myself on the internet." He said, giving a ghost of a smirk.

"Noted, You guilty king. Hey Supes, how was the mission?" Wally asked.

Conner glanced over from his staring contest with the wall. The best response his brain could think of was a long, high pitched scream.

"Gotcha, uh. Let's go into the mountain before he tries to break his hand again." Wally said. "To keep this organic with the league, we'll film the next part through Robin's mask camera."

--

Queue the twenty-second theme song heavily featuring the team getting into trouble, freeze-framing with digital name pop-ups identifying them as "The Catfish", "The Freshmen", "The Stoner Gay", "The Comic-Relief", "The Mama's Boy", and "The Monarch".

The song was obviously composed and sung my the team. It was surprisingly good.

The song even ended with a freeze frame group pose and title card, full Disney-channel style.

--

Bruce scowled, they were abusing their privileges for some stupid video. You know, when he was their age, they didn't anything NEAR that kind of technology-

--

Mask Cam
"Hey! We're back!"

"I know." Black Canary greeted them. "How did it go?"

"We totally crushed it." Wally smirked. 

M'gann laughed a little. "He says that every time!" She laughed a little more. "Put yeah, this mission was... pretty fun." 

"What happened?"

"Nothing special." Artemis said, giggling.

"What?" Green arrow asked, smiling a little. "What did you guys do?"

"Nothing!" She said, grinning.

"No, seriously, what did you do?" He asked, still smiling, but with a little more urgency.

"Nothing! We didn't do anything!" She exclaimed.

"We're innocent!" Wally insisted. "Your honor... where's the evidence of a crime?"

"Seriously, did something funny happen? Did you meet someone?" 

"Did you learn something funny or something?" Barry asked. "Come on, spill."

"No... We'll just hit the showers."

Batman was starting to look irritated. "Will these be covered in your report?"

"It might be." Kaldur said. "Though I'm not sure if it's relevant enough to be written up."

Batman stiffened. "Nothing is too irrelevant to be written up, Aqualad, I expect a full report."

"Yes sir." Kaldur replied politely.

--

"I still hold that I can address and reprimand my own protégé, Batman."

"He is your protégé as Aqualad, yes. but he also leads the team, and as team leader, he answers to primarily to me."

"And Dinah." Barry said.

"Actually, mostly Dinah." Oliver said. "I never see the team addressing you unless you address them first. You're like the Michael Scott of the team." 

Barry perked up. "OH MY GOD THIS IS THE OFFICE!"

"Just because you manage the team's deployment doesn't mean they're yours. Kaldur only leads the team because he was my subject first, and he earned his role as my student. I'm very proud of him for that." Arthur dragged slowly through the sentence, locking eyes with the bat every couple seconds. "He will answer to me first."

"Unless it's team business."

"No-"

"Alright, let's stop the 'I had him first battle'. These never end well." Diana said. "Batman, let someone else have children and be proud of them."

"I'm just speaking as the team-"

"Moderation, Bruce! you have SO MANY KIDS." Oliver exclaimed. "Don't take ours! even if they're better than yours!"

Bruce's expression darkened threateningly. "None of your children could EVER-"

--

"What is it, did something happen?" Dinah asked. "You aren't hurt, are you? Did you hear something?"

The teens glanced amongst themselves. "I guess we can tell her..." Dick muttered, voice coming out loud over his mask cam.

"Yeah, I mean, she's basically an honorary teenager." Artemis said.

Green Arrow spluttered incredulously, turning to the woman. "Are you paying them?! What did you do to deserve THAT?"

--

Oliver sighed. "OH- I feel SO validated to know they were just doing that to mess with us!"

"No, I think they just trust Black Canary more." Diana said. "She is their trainer."

"But STILL! We're all in our thirties and forties! What makes HER the honorary teenager."

"Maybe it's because I listen to them." Dinah said, almost coldly. "And it's clear these teenagers who rarely wear deodorant are very capable of getting into your head."

--

She stood with the ghost of a smile, walking to the teens. "Alright, give me the 411."

"Wait," M'gann said, very seriously, holding up a hand. "How will we know the mindreaders and super-hearers aren't listening?" Superman and Martian Manhunter quickly looked away. "We need an insurance policy."

Black Canary thought for a minute. "Well, if either of them listen in, I'll show you photos from the holiday party.

"Adagirl." Artemis grinned. "You've got yourself a deal."

Black Canary glanced over her shoulder and leaned in. "Go for it."

Artemis leaned in and whispered something in her ear.

--

Artemis in confessional. 
"I told her that Kid Flash kicked himself in the face. She respects us enough not to tell the others no matter how much they pry." She giggled. "We're terrible people..."

--

"These are bad kids! What's next? Drugs and financial ruin?"

"No Oliver, not even Artemis wants to be that much like you."

--

Main Cam
"The league is having a meeting here, so shower off, and stay out of the way, this is confidential."

"If it's so confidential, why don't you use your own base?" Dick asked.

--

Dick in confessional. 
The tween shrugged, smirking. "For the record, I'm not saying I put flour in the AC vents, causing a massive in-door flour sandstorm, but if someone else wants to confess to that... man that's be convenient..."

--

"And now: Bruce Wayne, the person who always lectures us on enabling our kid's behaviors will get some shit in return."

"Don't tell me how to parent!"

"Please remember that next time Wally trips on the water cooler. Yes I remember that! He was eleven, Bruce!"

--

Main Cam
M'gann led the way down the hall. "We do have two change rooms, right across from each other, and sometimes we use both of them, but, we mostly just use the woman's change room."

"There are more men on the league than women, especially back in the day, but for some reason they made the woman's washroom about four square metres larger then the mens'." Wally said. 

"I think that while they were making this place, Superman and Green Lantern thought that women need a larger, nicer, washroom because of their... ovaries?" Dick asked. "Or their XX chromosomes?"

"Well, that's silly, because I was told to use this washroom, and I don't have ovaries." M'gann said, frowning in thought. "And... Martian Chromosomes don't make X-es."

"Hell yeah, Sisters not Cis-ters." Artemis said, leading the way into the woman's room. 

--

M'gann in confessional. 
"When the league has meetings here, we usually just sit in the washroom and hide. If they see us, they give us the glare and ask if we're listening, and then they pretend that they don't care we're there and start asking overly casual questions like 'what are you doing in school' and.... it's just easier to hide in the washrooms."

--

Conner in confessional. 
"I don't know why they separate the showers. What do they think we're going to do in there?" He frowned. "The only thing we do in the showers in clean ourselves. are they worried we won't clean ourselves if the girls are there?"

--

Diana looked at the other woman. "Is that why he always-"

"...Walks into the woman's room? Yeah" Dinah replied defensively. "He's still getting the hang of it."

"You know, it probably doesn't help that his friends all use the same changeroom, even when we told them not to." Clark commented, unsolicited. 

"Oh, sorry, you have a recommendation? For the team? Well we have check-in meetings to talk about that stuff after school on Fridays if you want to propose it." She said, not trying to hide her annoyance. 

"Okay, you're acting like Bruce now!" Oliver remarked. "Superboy is not your sidekick."

She shrugged, looking back at the screen. "Not yet."

--

Main Cam
"Towel?"

"Thank you." Artemis ruffled her hair  dry. "Are we filming already? Hell no! cut! I'm not dressed!"

--

Main Cam
"Yeah, I'm good, we can start- WAIT Not yet I need my sunglasses!" The blonde groaned.

"We'll, blur your eyes in post. KF, can you grab some glasses from the drawer."

Wally jumped up. "The drawers under the sink are stocked for emergencies: Sunglasses to hide our IDs, a burner phone, first aid kit, medication, snacks, water bottles, phone charger, and of course, the ill fitting pyjamas we wear before you today."

"Ooh, open some of the snacks, I'm hungry." M'gann said.

"We, are on the same wavelength brotha." Wally pulled out some chips.

"You keep chips in the woman's bathroom?"

"Robin keeps a burner phone in here and you act like I'M crazy!" He tore open the chips and stuffed a couple in his mouth. 

Kaldur took out a water bottle from under the sink. "Robin, can I borrow your laptop?"

--

Kaldur in confessional.
"Batman wanted a full report. I always give the most detailed report I can, but since he specifically asked for one tonight, I will be certain that it is at accurate as possible." Kaldur said seriously. His face relaxed into a little smile as the camera lowered.

--

Main Cam
"Whatcha writing there, my sweet prince?" Wally asked, leaning over the team leader's shoulder.

Kaldur wasn't even phased."I'm listening back to the audio from out comms and transcribing it for our report."

Wally let out a breath., stuffing more chips in his mouth. "You're even adding the bits where we grunt."

"This report must be as detailed as possible." The Atlantean said seriously.

"Man... we grunt a LOT."

Kaldur nodded, typing busily.

--

"Is this the time when you want to step up to discipline your pupil?" Bruce asked passive-aggressively.

Arthur almost smiled. "Absolutely not."

"Then I will once again take it upon myself to reprimand Kaldur."

"He's only doing what you asked." Arthur replied. "You said that no detail was too irrelevant. You should have clarified if you were exaggerating."

Dinah did not accept Bruce's attempt to catch her eye. "I can confirm that the team has trouble separating exaggeration from reality."

--

"Do you need help recreating the mindlink communications?" M'gann asked. "Because if we link up, I can try and reconstruct our exact conversations from our memories."

Kaldur shook his head. "I do not feel that strongly about this task. If I did, I'd rather take out my emotions in the book."

Dick gasped softly. "The book!"

--

Dick in confessional.
"The Book is something Me, Wally, Roy, and my brothers started years ago. We take out our frustrations by writing the names and crimes of the people who've wronged us in the book." He smiled a little. 
"It's like the Burn Book from Mean Girls, and we do call it The Burn Book, but it was actually inspired by how Black Canary recommended we deal with anger; write a letter to the people who wronged you, and then destroy the letters. But... instead of destroying them, we keep them for posterity... and comedy."

--

Kaldur in confessional.
"The book is mostly cathartic, using it for comedy is optional, no matter what Robin says. Entries do not have to be comedic."

--

Dick in confessional.
"The comedy is mandatory. You will laugh. It's the law."

--

"How the hell did the bat raise a kid like that?"

--

Main Cam
"Check this out." Artemis grinned, opening the book M'gann had just retrieved from her room. "'Green Arrow is a second-grade soccer coach possessed by a sorority girl.' I was proud of that one."

--

"Accurate."

"That is NOT accurate!" Oliver replied. "No one thinks of my like that!"

"EVERYONE thinks of you like that!" Hal laughed. "You constantly look like you were Ms. July in the Delta-Nu calendar senior year."

--

Dick took the book, flipping to another page. "How about this:'Green Lantern looks like he volunteered to be a hall monitor in middle school' .  We inserted a picture here so you know which Green Lantern we mean, but I'm sure you could guess from description alone..."

--

"WELL, JORDAN, WHAT GOES AROUND-"

--

Wally giggled. "Do that one, that's a good one!"

"Okay, Okay." Dick agreed. "'Batman worries more about his adult ex-sidekick drinking coffee than corrupt governments'. That one's from Red Robin."

--

"Why am I not surprised."

"Tim probably wrote that years ago."

"Well, he's only just turned-twenty one..."

--

Main Cam
"Okay, we're out of snacks, W-Kid Flash is going to go get us some stuff from the kitchen."

"Pray they don't see me." Wally said, jogging and stretching in place to warm up. 

Artemis held out a crumpled scrap of paper for him. "Here's everyone's orders, try to do it in one trip, but maybe make it two so you don't get yelled at for dropping something."

"Got it." Wally took the torn piece of Binder paper. "Okay, I'll be right back!"

"Godspeed, my man!" Dick closed the bathroom door after him. "There is no way he won't be spotted.

Conner scowled, reading through the Burn Book. "'Superman looks like how horseradish tastes'? What the hell?!" 

"What's the matter? You hate Superman?" Artemis shrugged.

"Yeah, but I'm HIS CLONE."

Dick grimaced. "Okay... I'm just gonna set down the camera... I'll get back to you when- if Kid Flash comes back."

--

"...I mean, it's kind of true though." Barry said. "You  know, some people really like horseradish, some people just okay with it..."

"horseradish is shit and you can quote me on that!"

Clark's mouth dropped, offended. He didn't even like horseradish, he didn't ask for that comparison!

--

"THE HERO RETURNS!"

"Wait!" M'gann scrambled through the phone and turned up the sound, blasting 'Country Roads'. Wally lost his composure, setting down a shopping bag of snacks.

"Ms. M is so goddamn adorable!" He said, saluting. They all saluted Country Roads. "We've got more chips, Ms. M's cookies, and... trail mix."

"Gimme." Dick took the cookie-filled Tupperware, jumping into them. "How about that one?" He pointed into the book. "'Batman had to sculpt ears into his cowl because otherwise no one would know what he's meant to be'."

Wally thought. "Well, there is the bat symbol on his chest..."

"Maybe the ears weren't enough, he needed to literally print the animal he was supposed to be on his chest." Artemis replied.

"Oh my god, you're right!" Wally exclaimed, eyes wide.

--

"They're not wrong." Oliver said. "If someone didn't tell me you're batman- and if we didn't work together, and didn't know each other as kids- I wouldn't guess that you were a bat."

--

"Plus, Bat-mobile, Bat-computer, Bat-CAVE? Sounds like overcompensation for... I don't know..." She shrugged. "Not looking like a bat."

"That sounds like Arrow propaganda!" Dick yelled.

"You read the damn book! You made the first joke!" Artemis pointed out. "Arrow's are great! We don't need propaganda!"

"What's propaganda?" M'gann asked.

Wally grinned. "Oh, it's when a British person gets a good look at something."

Dick let out a goose honk, falling back on the bathroom floor. He choked on cookie crumbs. M'gann nervously pat his back to ensure her cookies wouldn't kill him. Wally started laughing at his own joke, the sleepless post-mission goofiness got to everyone, even Conner and Kaldur.

"Artemis is crushing the chips!" Conner said, the girl looked down at the tin bag she was crumpling.

"It's not even that funny." She tossed the chips to the floor and wiped her eyes. "Uh... Robin's getting hella enjoyment out of this."

Dick fell backwards again, cackling. "...propaganda..."

--

"Has Alfred met the team yet?" Diana asked. 

"He sends snacks with Dick for late meetings." Bruce replied. Alfred didn't deserve having to deal with the team, he already had the Robins AND the Batgirls to deal with.

--

"British jokes are always funny." Wally replied.

"I don't get it." Conner replied. He looked to the other non-humans.

"It's a joke about accents." Kaldur said.

"OH-" M'gann giggled even harder. "I THOUGHT- I Didn't- I just thought it just didn't make sense!"

Artemis snorted, looking straight into the camera. "It's such a Ms. M thing to do to laugh hysterically at a joke she doesn't get."

"In defense of Batman," Dick said. "He's batman. that's 1/2. Your mentor is neither Green nor Arrow."

"Aquaman is all aqua, no man." Artemis replied. "No, wait-"

"No, that's accurate." Kaldur noticed the camera in his face. "Pan back at them, please."

"Martian Manhunter doesn't hunt men." M'gann giggled. "At least, not on weekdays..."

"Black Canary is a white human." 

"Wonder Woman- actually, that's pretty accurate." Wally admitted. "Green Lantern isn't, though. Flash isn't too bad, I mean when we run fast we become Flashes."

"as appose to becoming Flashers." Artemis said, sending the pink-faced Robin back into giggles

"Superman isn't Super nor Man, he's a deadbeat bitch and you can fucking Quote me on that!" Conner said.

--

Dinah smiled affectionately. Adaboy! She would be quoting him on that. Incidentally, she would also be having a chat with the team about the words they taught her-
Superboy. The words they taught Superboy.

"They really tore you guys to peices." Barry remarked.

"As dumb as 'Kid Flash', 'Ms. Martian', 'Aqualad', and 'Superboy' sound, they are extremely literal. I'm guessing that's a kid thing." Hal said. "Some new trend."

"Well, Robin. And Arte-actually, Artemis' is the most literal." Oliver replied. "Either way, maybe you're just old now."

"Man, shut up and look at your driver's license."

--

"What makes Captain Marvel a Captain?"

--

Wally in confessional.
"If you can't tell, at this point in the night, we were kind of loosing it. The Camera was getting tossed around, getting crumbs on it; our liege Aqualad was getting sassy, and, as you'll see in the next clip (which was filmed about ten minutes after the hero-name debate), Superboy fell asleep. And... we had some fun."--

M'gann in confessional
"Superboy will sometimes fall asleep spontaneously, he can fall asleep even if he isn't comfortable. I will sometimes see him standing in the kitchen and try to ask him a question but... he's asleep. But usually we let him be, I don't endorse doing sleepover pranks to Superboy.

--

"We have a section for villain roasts." Robin said. "Stuff like: 'Catwoman better be avoiding inter-specious relationships because Bats and Cats have vastly different chromosones.

"Ooh, I dunno about that." Artemis said. "That's a nerdy roast."

"Are Batman and Catwoman together?" M'gsnn asked. "I mean, they can't be, she's a bad guy."

"Yep, and Batman's a vampire."

"That's not true, is it?" Kaldur said.

"How would you know? He's my mentor, and I confirm that he IS a vampire."

--

"NOPE! He's just a bloodsucker!" Barry said.

--

"Nope, I think he's just a bloodsucker." Wally said.

--

"DAMMIT!"

--

"I think Red Hood wrote that somewhere in here..." Dick started thumbing through the pages.

Artemis pointed into the book. "Here's a good one:'More like Count Vertigone!'."

--

"I'm stealing that one."

"Not surprising, you steal all your iconic lines from your kids."

--

"That's a good one. See if you can find any of my villains in there." Wally said. "...guys?" He whispered, panning and zooming on his teammate's face. "is sb asleep?"

Dick looked over. "I think so."

M'gann raised her head from Conner's shoulder and looked up at his completely expressionless face. "yeah. he's asleep." She waved a hand inches in front of his face. "definitely asleep."

"how deep can he sleep?" Wally asked, gaining a mischievous smirk.

"it depends. why?" the martian asked.

--

M'gann in confessional.
"It's never a good sign when Kid Flash askes how deep someone sleeps. It's just a general red flag."

--

"i was thinking we should put some coloured contacts on his eyes."

"i don't think that's a good idea." Kaldur whispered back. "ms. martian, close his eyes please."

M'gann gingerly rested her finger tips on Conner's eyelids, closing his eyes.

"killjoy." Wally rolled his eyes. "i'm kidding, love you friend."

"i love you too, friend." Kaldur replied. "try to keep your jokes from the realm of touching each other's eyes."

Wally looked straight into the camera. "basically, aqua-prince says be cool with the pranks."

--

"Does he really sleep with his eyes open?" Barry asked.

"When Conner relaxes, he can sometimes see through his eyelids, so sometimes his brain doesn't realize his eyes are open when he falls asleep."

"Seeing through your eyelids sounds terrible." Hal said. "I never see boyscout sleep with his eyes open."

"You don't see me sleep." Clark said. "right?"

"Superboy usually only has thermal vision, and since his eyelids are so thin and close to his retnas, it makes sense that it's the only thing he can see through." Barry said. Everyone took this as their queue to call him a nerd, either internally or out loud.

"I think it's just because even though he gets extra tutoring, I can't teach him to control his vision." Dinah said. "Instead we have to work on agility and crater-training, but PLEASE, let me know if any of you know someone who can coach Superboy on his supersight."

"So are we not addressing AQUA-PRINCE?" Oliver asked. "Because that's what I want to talk about."

--

"Here's another one Red Hood and Red Arrow wrote back in the day." Robin said. "Hey Arty, our big brothers wrote this."

"Ew." 

Dick read the entry aloud: "'GLantern is the 21Pilots ripoff: 48Pilot'."

-- 

"I am NOT Forty-eight!"

"It's even funnier that Jason probably wrote that YEARS ago."

--

"That's weak." Artemis said. "They're weak roasters. A real roast is: 'Green Lantern only looses fights because he's not creative enough to use the ring properly'. That's a real roast."

"shh! guys." Wally said, standing over the teammate. "I'm trying to come up with what to do to supey."

There's a deafening knock at the door, before Dick can turn the camera to face it, he catches Conner jolting awake. As Conner jolts awake from a deafening sound in his ears, he notices a face inches from his own, and responds as Conner is apt to do.

He punches Wally.

--

Wally in confessional.
"Superboy knocked out my left twelve-year molar. and just as I was choking to death on my own blood, the night kicked me in the crotch.

--

Kaldur in confessional.

"As team leader I try not to pick sides, and I rarely believe that anyone's pain is justified. but I think Superboy's reaction was reasonable."

"Screw you, man!" Wally's voice exclaimed. "I'm not filming any more confessional clips for you! I'm stealing your opinion privileges."

--

Artemis in confessional.
"Just as the evening went from good to GREAT, the league finished their meeting."

--

"Are you guys in there?" Oliver's voice called. "***** said you might be in the woman's bathroom." The kids had at least bleeped out Dinah's name before posting, though it did make it sound like Oliver was swearing at them.

--

"Oh, I'm in this. OH NO." Oliver said. "OH- That's what they were doing! I remember this now!"

--

"Don't open the door." Artemis said.

"Why?"

"NONONONONO!" Dick dropped the camera as he threw himself against the door. "It's a shower room, man."

--

"Oliver, if there are six teenagers in a shower room, don't open the door." Hal said.

"There are six teens in a shower room. Boys and girls! They could be having sex or doing drugs or something!"

"You only care if they're doing that when it's to justify your actions." Bruce said.

"I just need to say, Bruce, it is BOLD of you to say that I do that..."

--

"I'd say that you can't be taking showers together, but I'd fully believe that you have."

"Give us five minutes." M'gann called. 

"Okay, just... Me and Bats kind of want to go on patrol, and ***** and Red Tornado say that the people who live here have to go to bed, cause they have school tomorrow."

"UGH! GA! FIVE MINUTES!" Artemis yelled. 

"Okay, okay!"

"Oh my god!" Dick picked up the camera, angling it over to where Wally was, on all fours, leaning into the shower to spit out blood. "So- OH. Have to blur that if we want our monetization allowance." He turned the camera on himself. "We gotta go. our directing producer is dying. New episode up next Wednesday!"

The video abruptly cut to black.

--

"...So that's how Wally lost his molar. He said he forgot his mouth guard while they were training."

"and you bought it? Were they training in the shower?"

"I dunno! maybe it was a fight club he couldn't tell me about."

"Well if it's a fight club, he can't tell anyone." Oliver said. "How much have we learned from this twenty minute video? We learned that they intentionally manipulate us, that they hide in the bathrooms during meetings, that Superboy walks into the women's room unannounced, that they keep chips in the bathroom..."

"And that Superboy sleeps with his eyes open and Wally lost his molar while trying to play a joke on him."

"I've never slept with my eyes open." Clark said. "Never that I can remember. It must be from his other side."

"Well it doesn't matter what side it's from, it's just something he does." Dinah snapped. "It doesn't matter who he inherited it from, if he inherited it at all."

"Oh, we also learned that Dinah thinks Conner's her kid."

"I don't think he's my kid-"

"and that Wally calls everyone nicknames. I knew that, but I rarely hear them. I didn't even know he had on for Aqualad." The speedster remarked.

"Also, no one acknowledged when Wally said Art is 'all aqua no man', and Aqualad agreed." Oliver laughed. "Looks like he serves attitude to both of you."

"You act like I'm meant to be offended." Arthur said. "but I am very proud of Kaldur."