-Every Trash book requires a weed chapter lol. I guess I should tell my young readers not to smoke weed. This is inspired by an event when I was baked with my bff at his house and his sister came home...-

Tim - 21

Jason - 16

Roy - 16

Dick - 9

"There is a Castle on a cloud." Jason sung in a falsetto far too high for himself.

"I like to go there in my sleep." He and Roy harmonized. They were baked six-ways-to-Sunday, and after hanging out for seven-and-a-half hours straight, he and Roy were watching Les Miserable and making fun of the terrible cinematography and clunky singing performances.

There was a bump from the front door as it was unlatched. Tim bumbled in, staggering a little, clutching a used six pack in one hand, his backpack strap and a half-empty wine bottle in the other.

"Hey."  Jason called, leaning over the back of the coach.

"'ey." He cleared his throat a little. Stepping on his heel to tug his shoes off. "What're you doing?"

"Les Mis!" Jason had an unholy amount of energy for someone who'd been with his friends for eight hours, he should be in a full post-smoking slump like Roy. "Where were you."

"With Steph at the lake." Tim set down his things to yank off his jacket.

"Are you drunk?"

"Yeah we were drinking."

Dick rolled over on the carpet, he was sleepy from having his last day before spring break, and getting to play with Jason and Roy while they smoked weed. Dick wasn't dumb, he wouldn't snitch!
Besides, Roy asked to watch the Muppet movie, so Dick got to watch the Muppet movie too. "Hi Timmy."

"Hey Dickie." Tim swallowed and sniffed. 

"We were smoking." Jason said, grinning. You thought he was obnoxious sober...

"Okay." Tim rubbed his eyes, he was exhausted. 

"We don't have any ice cream!" Jason continued, kicking off the couch and going over to his brother. "Can you... go get us ice cream?"

"I... don't wanna go out again." Tim said. "I'll give you twenty dollars if you want to go to the grocery store."

"Mno."Jason arrived at Tim and hugged him. Jason got huggy when he was high, when he got 'zonked' he would hug people for about two minute straight.

"Stop touching me." Tim whined, pulling away, checking his phone.

Jason reluctantly let go and wandered aimlessly. "I'm hungry."

"I got you guys pizza, it's in the fridge." Tim yawned. 

"At least get a large; I'm huge!" Jason replied. "Like, we don't even have chocolate chips!"

"Jason, I will give you twenty dollars."

"Yeah, but it's like nine pm, and everywhere is dark and scary."

Tim blinked incredulously. "Jay, you're a six-three white, cis, straight guy, you are the most privileged person in the world."

Roy laughed. Dick did too, but he didn't really get it.

"Me specifically?"

"Yes." Tim said. "Look, I will give you money if you want to order in a pizza."

Roy snorted. "Because you know what Jason needs more of today? Cheese and bread." 
He was right; after school and they smoked, Jason made Roy, Dick and him grilled cheese while they watched the Muppet movie, and then they are the small pizza left on the counter.

"We'll I'm not going out. MOVE."

"Am I iN yOuR Way?"Jason blocked Tim's path jestingly.

"STOP." Tim told him, his amusement was swaddles in two ciders and half a bottle of wine.

"So where were you?"

"Drinking at the park."

"With who?"

"with Stephanie."

Jason grinned, snorting. "You're fucking DRUNK." 

"Mm." Tim grunted, unenthused.

"We should go get soup." Jason turned to his redhead, then back to Tim. "We only have the shitty soup that you and Bruce like."

"You mean Healthy?"

"No. It's shitty." Jason grumbled, he approached Roy. "Let's get some Clam Chowder."

"Ight." Roy was exhausted, but they were a package duo, and could make anything fun.

"Well if you go out, I'll watch Dick." Tim said, the truth was he was going to bed, but Dick was nine.

"Awesome! Perfect. C'mon." Jason called to his boyfriend. "Dickie, don't you dare unpause the movie."

"Okay."

"C'mon." Jason prodded Roy, who hauled himself up.

"24601..." Roy sung, following him out.

"Bring me back ice cream!" Dick called. 

"Will do lil' man!"