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Jason - 17

Dick-4

"I'm sorry, okay!" Jason barked into the phone. "...I know, but BrUcE  came at me this morning like 'You're still watching your brother today right?' like, NO, BRUCE! You never ran that by me! And he was like 'I told you you'd have to watch him last week', and I swear to fuck he didn't..."

"So you're cancelling?" Roy asked

"Yeah." Jason groaned.

"But we planned this weeks ago!" Kori said.

"I know! I don't Want to watch him! But Bruce is on my ass about it!" Jason ranted. He heard his father yelling from the next room. "I gotta go." Jason hung up with a sigh. 

"Jason!"

"CHRIST! I KNOW! I'm coming!" He yelled impatiently, shoving his phone in his pocket and storming into the main room. He was furious at Bruce for making his cancel his date, it took almost a month just to schedule it, and now Bruce was springing a baby-sitting gig on him?

"Jay-Jay!"

"Hi Dickie." He immediately dropped his angry demeanor, leaning forwards to fluff his baby brother's hair. "You need to stop growing. Promise you'll stop growing?"

"Nope!" Dick grinned, leaning into Jason's hand like a cat.

"I'll be going on patrol immediately after the dinner, so I probably won't be back until the early morning." Bruce said, sorting through his pockets with his youngest son on his hip.

"Got it." Jason agreed. 

Bruce  heaved a heavy sigh, finally locating his keys. "Okay, there's pizza in the freezer, and instructions on the counter."

"Bruce, I know how to take care of my own little brother." Jason said, still bent over to his little brother's height.

"Alright." Bruce grabbed his coat with his free arm. "His bedtime's at eight, make sure he eats his dinner." Bruce put his youngest son down on the carpet. 

"I know." Jason replied.

"Alright." His father grunted a little, stretching. "Dickie, be good to Jason."

"Going?" Dick asked.

"Yes Dick, I'm going now." Bruce told him. "But don't worry, I'll see you tomorrow morning when you wake up, okay?" Dick nodded. "Alright, have fun you two."

As their father left, Jason picked his baby brother up and carried him to the living room. "You wanna watch TV?" Dick nodded excitedly as Jason put him down on the couch. "What do you wanna watch?" 

Dick thought a little. "Kim Possible!"

"Kim Possible?" Jason asked. 

"YEAH!"

"Oki doki, Kim Possible it is." Jason turned on the TV and went to Disney plus. "Do you want a snack?" Dick nodded. "What do you want?"

"I dunno."

"How about cheese and crackers? We also have some of Alfred's Cookies left over."

Dick nodded excitedly. "Yes please!"

"Alrighty..." Jason started from the room. "You want Milk or juice?"

"Milk!"

"Got it." Jason smiled, leaving his brother to watch tv.

Jason was just about to bring back Dick's snack when he got a phone call. It was Roy. Jason heaved a sigh, his joyfriends were probably so pissed at him. He shook out his head, preparing his voice, and picked up, already wincing in expectation of shouting.

"Jay?" Roy ordered. "You just hung up!"

Jason furrowed his brow, clearing his throat. "I told you, Bats is making me watch the little brother!"

"And You hung up before we could find a solution." Kori replied.

"I told you, we'll have to reschedule." He groaned. "The old man'll gut all of us if I ditch babysitting duty!"

"So?" Roy asked.

"So We can't fuck!" Jason replied. "I'll see if I'm free next weekend, if I'm not forced into this again."

"Roy and I have an alternative." Kori interrupted. "We talked after you hung up, and realized we could just come over and help you watch Dick!"

Jason felt himself freeze a little. "Good, right?" Roy asked. "If we fly and Zeta, we'll be there in under an hour."

"Uh, I don't know" Jason stumbled a little. "I don't want you guys babysitting Dick! This is supposed to be our date night! I don't want us distracted by my little brother!"

"Well, we'll stay for dinner, you put your brother to bed, and then we have the whole manor to ourselves."

"I dunno." Jason replied.

"Come on, we'll help you watch him, put him into bed, and then we can have our date night."

"Still, it feels weird-" Jason started.

Roy interrupted. "Say yes. My overnight bag's already packed and I do not want to stay in on a Friday night. Ollie is already staying in, and I don't want to be that lame."

"I mean-"

"I'll be there in thirty." Roy hung up.

Jason swore to himself. "I'll be there about the same time." Kori chimed in, hanging up herself. 

Jason hung up and groaned, gritting his teeth. He kicked a kitchen chair angrily, picked up the plastic plate and cup, and stormed back to the living room.

"Here you go, Dickie." Jason placed the snack of the coffee table. He leaned over the back of the couch, scrunching and playing with his baby brother's hair. It was hard to keep his hands out of. 

"Hey!" Dick squealed, trying to pull Jason's hands from his hair. "Stop!"

"RRrrraaaaaaghh!"Jason made a dinosaur roar, continuing to mess with Dick's hair, shoving the little boy affectionately. He stopped, leaning forwards and giving his kid brother a kiss on the top of the head. 

"Who're you talking to?" Dick asked, scooching forwards on the couch to drink his milk.

"Kori and Roy." Jason sat on the couch next to his little brother, watching the screen. "What's happening?"

Dick shrugged, sipping his milk. "Thank you."

"Welcome." Jason watched the cartoon for a few minutes. He sighed. "Hey Dickie, what would you think if Roy and Kori came over tonight?"

"YEAH YEAH!" Dick sprung up and grabbed his brother's arm. Roy and Kori liked to spoil him, almost as much as Jason did.

"Alright, they'll be here in a few minutes." Jason said, a little relieved. 

"OKAY!" Dick grabbed some crackers and a cookie and settled back on the couch. 

"Share?"Jason grabbed a slice of cheddar off his brother's plate and popped it in his mouth. 

"HEY!" Dick shoved his brother's arm. 

"What- Come on? Sharing is caring!" Jason pushed his baby brother's head back playfully. "Not even for your big brother?" He lowered his hand to tuck in the tag of his brother's t-shirt.

"No!" Dick said, biting into his cookie. 

"Rude!" Jason teased, reaching over to tussle his brother's hair: it was just so fluffy and thick, and at the perfect height for playing with! He couldn't help it!

After a few minutes, there was a knock on the door. Dick looked up at his brother. "Is that them?"

Jason nodded. "Stay put." He stood up and strolled to the door. He opened the door. He was blinded by red hair as Kori tackled him in a hug.

"JASON!"

Prying his top off him, Jason stumbled backwards, panting for air. Damn his girlfriend was strong. "Hey guys." He croaked.

"Hey." Roy slipped in the door.

"Hey." Jason smacked his boyfriend's ass. As a switch, you gotta have a good balance between Bottoming and Topping.

"Where is he?" Kori ordered, wide-eyed.

Jason scoffed. "And here I thought you just wanted to see me..."

"I do!" Kori hugged his head against her chest. "Where is he?"

"Living room."

The girl gasped and flew from the room. Roy dropped his duffle bag and jogged after her. Jason rolled his eyes and closed the front door.

"Birdie!" Kori reached over the couch and lifted the child off the sofa. She tossed him into the air a few times, backing the boy scream and squeal. 

"KORI!" He grinned.

"Nothing for me Kiddo?"

"Roy!" Dick reached over Kori's shoulder, making grabby-hands for his brother's boyfriends. 

"Hey Dickie." Roy laughed. "We got you something." He reached into his back pocket, pulling out a pack of peanut MnMs.  

"Yay!" He shouted. "Thank you!"

"After Dinner!" Jason reached over his boyfriend's shoulder, pulling it back.

Dick whined. "Jay!"

"You can have it after dinner, while you're having your desert." Jason added.

Dick's face lit up. "Dessert?"

"Yep." Jason agreed. "Is everyone okay if I pop the pizza in the oven now?" With his other's agreement, he headed into the kitchen, taking the frozen cheese pizza from the freezer. 

"You're a real softie around the baby brother, huh?" Roy smacked the back of his head as he strolled into the kitchen. 

"Bold words, bottom." Jason scoffed. "Did you leave Kori alone to play with Dick? She's gonna kill him!"

"She's Fine!" Roy objected, searching the snack cupboards. "You got anything to drink? Besides juice boxes, I mean."

"There's soda in the cabinet with the child lock, and vodka in the compartment in my bookcase." Jason told him. 

"Kay. You want vodka too?" The redhead headed towards the door. 

"Not until Dick's in bed." Jason said firmly. "Oh, and tell Kori not to call my baby brother any pet-names she calls me in bed. It's weird."

"I'll pass it on!"

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"Are you gonn' eat that?" Roy asked.

"No." Dick giggled.

"Chill." Roy took the boy's pizza crust and consumed it like the starving seventeen year old he was.

Jason called for his brother's attention. "Dickie! You want dessert?" He pulled a pack of Oreos out of the cabinet

"Cookie!" Dick exclaimed.

"No." Jason told him. "Two Cookies." The four year old bounced in his seat, beyond excited. 

"And these!" Kori reached into her boyfriend's back pocket, making him jump a little. She slid the MnMs across to the child.

"Thank you!" Dick called as Jason gave him his little plate of Oreos and put all their dishes in the sink.

"Now eat quickly before Roy steals it!" Jason called.

Roy made a pretend grab for the boy's plate. Dick pulled it away, giggling. They went back and forth for a few minutes, playing.

Jason called for his little brother's attention again. "What do you want to do? We have two hours before bedtime."

Dick perked up. "Can we watch the show?"

"Which one?"

"The one!" Dick explained. "With the Cat!"

"Garfield?" Jason asked.

"YEAH!"

Jason shrugged. "Alright, sure."

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Sandwiched between his boyfriend and girlfriend, with his kid brother on his lap, Jason checked the time. It was nearing eight 'o' clock, which meant he'd have to get Dick ready for bed. 

"Hey." He whispered, shaking Dick a little. "Hey." Dick murmured something, stirring. "Time to brush those teeth." 

Dick tiredly pushed himself up. "Carry me?"

Jason sighed. "Fine. Come on." He tried to stand, but found himself pinned down. "Psst! reddies! up!" He felt Kori shift her weight off him. Jason had to shove Roy off his other side. "C'mon." He picked Dick up and carried him upstairs. "Pyjamas. I'll prep your toothbrush."

"Okay." Dick rubbed his eye, shuffling to his bedroom. 

After a few minutes, Dick was ready for bed. Keeping his eyes peeled for his significant others, Jason walked Dick to bed, tucking him in. "We'll be just downstairs, okay?" Dick nodded sleepily. "Alright, goodnight Dickie. I'll come upstairs in ten minutes to check on you." 

"G'night."

He gave Dick's nose a gentle tap. "Goodnight, Birdie."

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The redheads were slowly waking up as Jason came downstairs. "Alright, he's in bed."

Roy whooped, pumping his fist tiredly. "Lets go! Drink?"

"Sure." Jason agreed. "A little."

Roy poured a few splashes of vodka in Jason's empty mug. "Down it!" He passed Jason the mug, the bat boy took a swig.

Kori stretched. "What do you want?"

"Not sex." Jason said. "My little brother's upstairs, I'm not in the mood. How about we stick to cuddling."

Roy set down his glass "Yep that works, Come on in."

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