this title is a mood

*yelling about TEAM ZIT BUT GIRLS*

-their names kind of gender neutral so they could just stay the same

-alternatively we have Zedina, Tanga, and Impulse (his name is just too gender neutral i can't think of an alternative)

-Zed would have pigtails tied with purple beads. It's just a fact.

-Tango👏has👏big👏bad👏bitch👏energy👏change👏my👏 M I N D👏

-Impulse has a low ponytail and is constantly tired, just always holding a coffee

-Zed in a sundress and cute gardening hat

-Tango being like, super sexy??? with thigh high stockings and all???

-Impulse wearing a silver chain necklace with a golden i on the end; also gold bangles

-SUCCUBUS TANGO  C H A N G E   M Y   M I N D

-Enderdragon hybrid Zed (cause ya know the the Enderdragon is female? because it lays the egg?)

-Impulse the... ???? no one knows what he is to begin with so his genderbent version is also a mystery hybrid

lowkey headcanon Impulse as like, the son of Notch/a Notch hybrid because why not

no one:

me: YO WHAT IF IMPULSE WAS ONCE A WATCHER- *gets smacked*