yeah i've fallen into the pokemon fandom hole again, yeah this is inaccurate to the game and anime, but do i care?  N O P E

(i will continue to call them pokeballs even if the characters don't know they're pokeballs because i refuse to just call them "balls")

   ~*~

"You really expect me to believe that?" Mumbo asked, tiredly looking up at Xisuma. The admin nodded, trying not to drop any of the pokeballs in his arms. Mumbo sighed. "Here, just put 'em down. You're gonna drop them otherwise."

He carefully set the pokeballs into a shulker box, but one slipped from his arms and fell to the ground. The button in the middle glowed red for a moment before it snapped open and shot out a bolt of light. The light took the shape of something before becoming visible.

A little green monkey stood on stout legs and looked up at Xisuma, the small leaf on it's head swaying slightly. "Grookey!" it squeaked, smiling happily.

"What the fuck is that?" Xisuma muttered, staring at the monkey-like creature. "Is it a baby monkey?" He picked it up and it squeaked again. "Grookey? What the hell does that mean?"

Another pokeball snapped open and shot out a stream of light. A strange rabbit-like creature with red ears and red circles on it's cheeks with plus signs in them. It stared up and Mumbo and instantly jumped into his arms. "Plusle!" it squeaked.

"Are these... pokemon?" Mumbo questioned. "Grian's always talking about them to Iskall and well... these fit the descriptions pretty well!"

Xisuma was going to respond, but a yell interrupted him. "EX-EYE-ZOOMA!" someone yelled, butchering the poor admin's name. Grian tumbled into the base, clumsily crashing to the floor and launching himself at Xisuma.

"GRIAN WHAT THE FUCK?!" he yelled, dropping the monkey creature and trying to brace himself from the gremlin hermit.

"I FOUND THIS THING AND IT LOOKS LIKE A POKEDEX FROM POKEMON, YOU KNOW THE DICTIONARY THINGS ABOUT THE POKEMON!" Grian rambled, waving the pokedex in front of the admin's face.

Mumbo set down the rabbit pokemon and gently pushed Grian's frantically waving arm down. "Grian," he said, staring right at his friend. "I think we found the pokemon."

The blonde looked confused for a moment before his eyes widened. He looked down at the turtle pokemon, then the rabbit, then finally at the shulker box that now only contained two pokeballs. He gasped and instantly grabbed one of the pokeballs, chucking it into the air.

Light shot out of it and formed into a very round creature, this like leaner and with orange accents. "Scorbunny!" it squeaked, jumping at and down excitedly.

Grian squealed in excitement and scooped it up in his arms, hugging it tightly. "I have finally have an real life pokemon!" he exclaimed. He dropped the bunny and tossed up the last pokeball. "Let's see this one!"

In the background, Xisuma is shaking his head and Mumbo is staring in pure confusion.

The last pokemon floated from it's pokeball. It seemed to be a whisp of smoke with a skull as it's face, glowing pink eyes staring up at Grian. "Duskull," it rasped.

Grian reached down and gently patted it's head. "Oh ho ho, this is definitely Iskall's!"

Mumbo sighed. "What's even going on?"

"ZED WHY DO YOU HAVE THREE FOXES?!" Impulse yelled. The orange and pale yellow yipped and growled at Impulse. "AND WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE YOU DUMPED THEM IN A POT OF MELTED CRAYOLAS?!"

"Impulse!" Zed hissed quietly. "Don't scare them!"

"YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION ZED!"

The blonde rolled his eyes. "Listen, I have no idea why they look so strange. I just brought them home because they looked cool."

"Zed, you should know better," Tango scolded, taking a step forward. The purple cat-like one waved it's double ended tail and stared up at Tango, as if challenging him to take another step.

"Well they didn't hurt me on the way here!" he protested. "In fact! They protected me! A zombie came up and the dark one shot a bunch of stars at it!"

"Umbreon!" the dark one yipped. It stalked closer to Impulse and lightly touched it's nose to his hand. "Umbreon!"

Impulse sighed, scooping up the fox-like creature. "Well, we've gotta find out what these are," he sighed. "Guess you're name is Umbreon, eh?" he asked. It yipped and nuzzled into his cheek.

The amber colored one growled playfully and launched itself at Tango. "Hey!" he yelped, pushing the creature off. "Zed, you said they weren't dangerous!"

Zed giggled. "I think it just wants to play!"

"Flareon!" it yipped, as though agreeing. It opened it's mouth and shot out flaming pellets.

"Oh, you wanna play like that huh?" Tango swiftly shot out his hand and blasted fire at it. The creature looked unscathed and their harmless fire-play continued on.

The purple cat-like one weaved itself around Zed's legs. "Espeon," it purred.

Impulse rolled his eyes as Zed grinned and starting petting. "You're never letting us get rid of them are you?"

"Nope!"

   ~*~

okay this is taking forever so imma just list everyone else's pokemon, sorry lads

Python - Mylotic

Wels - Silvally

Jevin - Reuniclus

Cleo - Greninja (note to self: never look up zombie pokemon again ;-;)

Stress - Froslass (would give her articuno but i don't want anyone to have legendaries it's unfair)

False - Mienfoo

Cub - Misdreavus

Scar - Alcremie or Zorua (idk you pick)

Joe - Gardevoir (i mean it used to be Jigglypuff- )

EX - Nidorino (supposed to be scary but i love him 💕)

mmmmmm i love Gardevoir so much they're so great 💕💕

what's ya'lls favorite pokemons? (if you have one i mean)