im kidding with the title no one start a war plz

just curious on ya'lls headcanons for everyone! you can list them next to each person's lol (btw these are my headcanons vvvvv)

Xisuma: relatively calm admin (unless he's on coffee or 2 hours of sleep), server dad, done with everyone's shit, [redacted], he and EX consider each other brothers despite EX just being a clone, cool admin powers

Joe: dry humor, [redacted], mildly nervous, therapist of the server, has sherlock detective skills, [redacted], [redacted], local poet, joe mama-

EX: not evil just sarcastic, albino, asexual, [redacted], calls Xisuma his older brother, tsundere, accidentally is a living meme, self conscious, [redacted], no admin powers [hzjgdfshdf this is so cringy]

Cleo: sassy af, can detach her hands and still control them, rarely cries, stronk, pirate girl, dark humor, [redacted], B I S E X U A L (i mean not really a headcanon but whatever), her cats can swim

False: sarcastic, fighter, sword skillssss, nimble, sometimes bossy, stoic, [redacted], oh shit what's her personality i know like nothing about her-

Stress: high cold tolerance, sassy, ice powerssss, clumsy, the mom of the server, has ice crawling like up her sleeves to the elbows, nearly dies of hypothermia a lot because she ain't aware of how truly cold it is

Cub: chaotic yet semi-organized???, potion master (for good or bad lmao), basically the embodiment of r/memes, actually make that he's just the entirety of reddit memes, pranks everyone with potions usually, a fucking mess

Scar: playful, not as innocent as most make him out as, somehow even less organized than Grian, sneaks his way into the ConCorp drones room to spy on people, is the Jangler even when he's not the Jangler, can and will spear you if angry (or hungry)

Zed: energetic, surprisingly fast, playful, can teleport short distances, easily excited, definitely not a morning person, parkour skills, can get easily distracted

Impulse: sarcastic, tired, [redacted], [redacted], level headed, living shit post

Tango: short tempered, doesn't think ahead sometimes, trickster, gets easily lost, quick to take action, can and will t-pose on you, *furious dabbing*

Mumbo: cautious, forgetful, clumsy, smart as shit bro, lol how to build???, incapable of lying, accidentally laughs in probably inappropriate situations, [redacted]

Grian: chaotic bitch, hasty, doesn't get redstone stuff and has to have it explained multiple times, excellent flyer, has cream colored wings that act like gliders, can recite several Vines from memory

Iskall:  gremlin personality, just a fun dude to be around idk what to say, good friends with Ren, carries flint and steel on him to burn diorite if need be, casually a hitman

Python: snake hybrid with mostly human skin, red scales on his cheeks, darkish red hair, yellow eyes with black slits, energetic, nimble, gives me 30s cartoon vibes, vibe check! *whacks you over the head*

Wels: [redacted], [redacted], doesn't use his elytra much, serious (or at least he tries to be), F R E C K L E S, fencer and swordsman, [redacted], [redacted]

Jevin: tired, like all the time, sarcastic, done with his friend's shit, half slime half human (that's why his slime is like in the shape of a human), uses his slimy arms to travel and swing 'round, can fuse with people

*yelling cause this took so long and i need to do my homework oh shit* ahem so yeah! Feel free to share your headcanons! Just don't start a comment war ohgod ;-;