(this book is a lot of me figuring out headcanons and AUs, but oh well ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ)

hello and welcome to the most confusing thing ever as I try and figure out how tall people are in my headcanons (good luck trying to figure it out)

so I know a few things; Doc is the tallest and Grian's the shortest. Yes you heard me right, Grian's the fucking shortest now deal with it.

- to give you a base, Doc's 6'6 and Grian is 5'5

- Stress in an inch taller than him (maybe not even an inch lol)

- Scar's like 2.5 inches taller than Grian and you bet he fucking teases him ("Man, must suck having to use a stool to reach the top shelf, huh?" "SCAR I'M GOING TO KILL YOU")

- Ren's like, 2-3 inches shorter than Doc (i know he's like 5'6 irl but hush i want tall Ren)

- Mumbo's an inch shorter than Doc

- Jevin's about Ren's height

- Tango's the tallest of the ZIT team being 3 inches taller than Impulse, Impulse is like 2 inches taller than Zed, and Zed is 1 inch shorter than Scar

- Cub is 'bout the same height as Scar

- Wels is the same height as Scar, Jevin's 3 inches taller, and Python is 2 inches taller than Grian

- Xisuma is 6'

- Joe is 2 inches shorter than Scar (you don't even know how tempted i was to make him 5'1- )

- False is the same height as Impulse

- Cleo is an inch shorter than Tango

- EX is 2 inches shorter than Xisuma

i... i think that's it??? o.O

*lowkey screaming because i made this the most difficult thing on the planet to try and figure out*