IM OUT OF SCHOOL NOW WHOOOO

*violent coughing*

so yeah here's how the day of drunk hermits goes

- someone (cough C U B cough) spikes everyone's healing potions

- Doc, after nearly fucking dying, drinks like 3 healing potions; this is the start of people getting drunk

- Grian gets drunk and NEARLY FUCKING KILLS HIMSELF BY TRYING TO FLY WHILE FUCKING DRUNK  G R I A N   P L E A S E   W H Y

- where's drunk Iskall and Doc gone? oh dear...

- Mumbo, who's sober, is tending to a now unconscious Grian

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- sober Joe's trying to pay attention to everyone and keep them from fucking dying

- drunk Cleo and drunk False are roleplaying as pirates and fighting over damsel Stress, who is kinda sober kinda drunk

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- Keralis is trying to get to Run and BDubs is desperately trying to keep him away

- Xisuma's partly drunk and Joe's trying to keep him away from the other Idea members just for safety measures; this works until someone falls into a bubble elevator and Joe asks Xisuma to fetch him some towels, but Xisuma ends up running into the other Idea members (chaos ensues)

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- Wels and Python are seeing how many chairs they can stack up and then Python proceeds to try and climb the tower

- Doc and Iskall try and beat the shit out of each other

- Iskall tries to fly off something and instantly dies

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- BDubs ends up burrito blanketing Keralis who keeps trying to get to Run

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- Joe drags Doc over to BDubs and Keralis, and BDubs and Joe let the sleepy drunks chill with each other

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- TFC's done with all their shit

[2022 EDIT: so much redaction...]