This is the less blue version, if you prefer it.
Evil-Bat-Cat

AND FOR ALL Y'ALL WHO DON'T CARE ABOUT DC:
I had a horrific nightmare last night.
My iPod was being all glitchy (which wasn't the bad part, it does that all the time) and I tried to restart it, by holding down the power and home buttons at the same time, you know?
And somehow that called the police...?
But the police wanted to kidnap me for accidentally calling them...? But, no worries, my dad sorted it out somehow... Then, the next morning (still in the dream) I asked my sister if iPods could call the police, and she said:
"Yeah, you probably didn't hold down the buttons long enough."
Like, yeah, that makes sense.
Then, when I woke up, I thought for a good two minutes that I had actually called the police by not holding down these two buttons for long enough.

Man. That was a scary nightmare.