Dearest Luvlies ... 

At this special time of year, as we eagerly load our shotguns and wait for free reindeer to fall from the sky in a blaze of glory. We here at the Mobile Estates and Self Storage just off of Rural Route 66 wanted to wish you a happy winter holiday of your choice.   

So crack a can, load the beer bong up and enjoy Mr. Bobo's holiday message just for you!