present day...

mark 🤑, haechan 🤭, felix 😵‍💫

mark 🤑 has added haechan 🤭 and felix 😵‍💫 to a chat.

mark 🤑
JAYDKFHAKDHAKHSGALDGAKHSJA

haechan 🤭
wgat is this

mark 🤑
hiiii 💞

haechan 🤭
mark is this a chat with
our new homeless child
you adopted off the streets

mark 🤑
STOP NO

haechan 🤭
oh ok but i have math
homework i still need to
do what is going on
🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥

mark 🤑
if you had five seconds of
patience you would know

haechan 🤭
it's been more than 5
seconds tho 😞
u also randomly messaged
me saying to join a gc soooooooo

mark 🤑
bc it's important baba grill ☹️

haechan 🤭
ur sus

mark 🤑
only sus for you 😉

haechan 🤭
🤥🤥🤥🫣🫣🫣🤨🤨🤨

mark 🤑
father

haechan 🤭
i'm not yo dad

mark 🤑
you're not but you're
sexy though

haechan 🤭
???
what does that have to do
with being sexy 😭

mark 🤑
absolutely nothing i just
wanted to say it 😌

haechan 🤭
omfg rlly baba grill 🫣🤭

mark 🤑
yes

haechan 🤭
good

mark 🤑
😍

haechan 🤭
😍

felix 😵‍💫
hello?? 😭😭

mark 🤑
HELLO MY BOY FELIX

haechan 🤭
ur boy? 🤨😒
do i need to beat a bitch up

mark 🤑
with all the love in my heart,
SHUT THE FUCK UP 👺

haechan 🤭
yes sir 😨

felix 😵‍💫
what am i witnessing rn

mark 🤑
you don't want to
know hahaha
SO
haechan

haechan 🤭
yes ugly bitch

mark 🤑
GODDAMN WHY ARE
YOU SO MEAN TO ME
IN FRONT OF OTHER
PEOPLE 😢⁉️⁉️

felix 😵‍💫
LMFAOO

haechan 🤭
cause
now tell me what u want bby ‼️‼️

mark 🤑
ok so like you know those mfs
you are friends with?

haechan 🤭
who the fuck are you talking
about cause i'm friends with
like 82 people

mark 🤑
your mom

haechan 🤭
are you serious right neow .

felix 😵‍💫
BRO 💀

mark 🤑
SORRY SORRY SORRY
SORRY SORRY SORRY
uhhh shit i don't remember
their names
um i think some of them are
yuta and taeil or something

haechan 🤭
OH
yeah what about them
we are a huge ass friend
group so why u asking

mark 🤑
hahahaha...
felix u wanna say?...

haechan 🤭
huh
WAIT
MARK ISTG IF UR DOING THAT
SHIT AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU

mark 🤑
NONONONONONONONONO
LET FELIX EXPLAIN HIMSELF

haechan 🤭
well he better hurry bc
YOU WERE BANNED

felix 😵‍💫
ok so like
i tried to destroy this
friend group which i
kinda did but then it also
kinda failed at the same
time and i want to
kill them so fucking
bad but i managed to
get two people to like me
but i sorta fell for one of them
and now i need help to completely
obliterate them 😁

haechan 🤭
GOD DAMNNN
YALL ARE CRAZY

mark 🤑
not gonna lie
i bet it was fun

felix 😵‍💫
well yeha but tbh
they were annoying as shit

mark 🤑
i completely understand bro

haechan 🤭
wait so like
who are even talking about??

felix 😵‍💫
bang chan, lee minho,
seo changbin, hwang hyunjin,
han jisung, kim seungmin,
and yang jeongin

haechan 🤭
EWW EW  EW E W
EW  E W E W W
I HATE ALL OF THEM
MARK WHY DIDNT U TELL
ME BEFOREHAND WE WERE
GONNA MESS WITH THOSE
BITCHES

mark 🤑
haha... surprise?

haechan 🤭
i'm gonna jump off the roof

felix 😵‍💫
DONT ITS NOT THAT BAD
U DONT EVEN HAVE
TO TALK TO THEM
UNLESS U WANT TO??!!

mark 🤑
i don't think u figured it out yet but
they absolutely despise us

haechan 🤭
GOD NO
I WOULD RATHER KISS ALL OF THEM
BEFORE I APOLOGIZE TO THEM

felix 😵‍💫
omfg they never spoke
about you guys but
did u hate on me too or smth??

mark 🤑
nah we didn't

haechan 🤭
MARK U HOE ASS LIAR
WE TALKED MAJOR SHIT
YEARS AGO

felix 😵‍💫
WHAT 😭

mark 🤑
THAT WAS BEFORE I
EVEN PERSONALLY KNEW YOU
ALL I KNEW WAS THAT YOU
HUNG OUT WITH
THEM SO I HATED ON YOU
IM SORRY I HAVENT
DONE IT SINCE THEN

felix 😵‍💫
ITS OKAY I JUSR DIDNT
KNOW I WAS THAT
HATED AKAGSJDBAMNS

haechan 🤭
nah but fr we all hated
ur group until u became
popular and better
looking, felix 💀

mark 🤑
HAECHAN

haechan 🤭
WHAT
HES A GOOD LOOKING
MAN I CANT DENY THAT

mark 🤑
yeah yeah... 😢😢

felix 😵‍💫
OMG STOP FIGHTING
WE NEED TO STOP
GETTING DISTRACTED

haechan 🤭
yeah wtvr ur right

felix 😵‍💫
haechan why did you ask
who we were talking
about earlier?

haechan 🤭
oh it's cause i gotta ask
my bffs first before i
let them meet you
they are crazy as shit

mark 🤑
no bc they are...

haechan 🤭
MARK SHUT UP U
LITERALLY SANG
A SONG ABOUT YUTA

mark 🤑
HE MADE ME STUPID

haechan 🤭
IT WAS STILL AWFUL
AND SOUNDED LIKE SHIT

mark 🤑
DIE

haechan 🤭
anytbjng fkr you 🥰💞💞

felix 😵‍💫
whatt the shit

haechan 🤭
n e ways
i've been talking to
them this whole time
they would be delighted
to meet you felix

felix 😵‍💫
OH WHAT OKAY

mark 🤑
sometimes you can be smart haechan

haechan 🤭
OH SHUT UP

mark 🤑
you know you love me 😙

haechan 🤭
and what if i do? 😒🙄😑

felix 😵‍💫
ewwwwwww love

haechan 🤭
ur just mad u don't get bitches felix

felix 😵‍💫
HEY

mark 🤑
😭😭😭