Mick and Keith walked farther on the moon

All the way to the Rue Blue Lagoon

they stood wide eyed

at the sign they spied

Justin Bieber at Billy the Kid's Saloon

Mick and Keith walked inside the saloon

to find no empty seats in the room

"What is this shit?"

Mick said in a fit

as Brittany Spears on stage did swoon

(Brittany Spears upstaging the Rolling Stones .... and the Bieber ... what is this shit?)