Monster Report #4
Great Smoky Mountains, Tennessee

The following is a video uploaded to the video sharing website, YouGo. Uploaded by the account; Bubba Ray's Hunting. The video has garnered five million views and counting.

A camera pans out across the forest, and two men in camouflage clothing jump into frame.

Man: Hey y'all! My name's Bubba Ray, and this here is my buddy Dale.

Dale: Howdy!

Bubba: And we're here on the hunt for some good ol' bear!

Dale: Darn tootin'!

Bubba: Now, the sheriff has done told us not to come out here, on account of some kind of 'animal attacks', but we ain't scared of no critters!

Dale: Sure ain't!

Bubba: Besides, we got some shotguns with big ol' buckshots! Ain't nothing in this here forest can scare us! Get the camera Dale!

Dale: You got it, Bubba!

The video skips to the two deep in the forest, following an unusual set of tracks.

Bubba: Look here, it's bear tracks.

Dale: I dunno Bubba, I ain't never seen bear tracks like that.

The tracks in question were similar to a bear, but much larger and with claw marks that would indicate a large set of claws on the paws of the creature.

Bubba: Quit yer griping Dale! This here is prize game! Look how big them tracks are!

Dale: I just ain't sure, Bubba.

The two heard a tree fall in the distance.

Bubba: Bet ya that was our bear! Let's go!

The video skips to the two investigating a fallen over tree, with a destroyed bee hive within.

Bubba: Looks like he took out this tree to get to the honey.

Dale: A bear knocked over this big tree?

Bubba: Yep! And we're gonna be famous when we get him!

Bubba noticed another set of tracks.

Bubba: More tracks! Let's go!

The video skips once again to the two approaching a large cave.

Bubba: I reckon that's his cave.

The two heard a loud growl come from the cave.

Bubba: Get down!

The two ducked into a bush, and the camera catches the creature that emerged from the cave.

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The creature sniffed around, and approached a nearby tree with a beehive on the branch.

The creature took the beehive down from the tree, sat down, and began to eat it's contents.

Bubba: Look at that...

Dale: He's got blue fur...that ain't no bear.

Bubba readied his weapon, looking down his scope.

Dale: You ain't gonna shoot him are ya?

Bubba: Shoot yeah I'm gonna shot him! We bag that bear and we'll be legends!

Dale: Just look at him! That ain't no bear!

Bubba: You Just hush up! And gimme the camera!

Bubba took the camera and attached it to his belt.

Bubba looked back down the scope of his rifle, and saw that the monster was no where in sight.

Bubba: Where did he go!?

The two heard a growl above them, and they looked up to see the creature standing above them.

Dale: Oh lord...

The monster let out a roar, and swung at the two, barely missing Dale who slid down the slope they were on, and scratching Bubba on the arm.

Bubba: Ouch! That hurts like hot gravy!

Bubba ran down the slope after Dale.

Bubba turned to see the monster in hot pursuit.

Bubba, in a panic, turned and shot at the monster, the bullet bouncing off it's forearm.

Bubba quickly grabbed Dale, and ran.

Bubba: Let's get outta here!

Dale: Oh! So now you wanna leave!

Bubba: Just shut up and run!

The two ran off into the forest, the monster roaring in the distance behind them.

The video ends there.

The description in the video states that beside the scratch on Bubba's arm, the two were ok, but are being charged with trespassing and unlawful hunting by the Sheriff's Department.