Panic ensued. Mabel splashed around in her pool, light bouncing off of the water and creating a small rainbow. Poor Dipper looked like he was having a heart attack as his flanks and chest heaved up and down.

Suddenly, without warning, Dipper's fight or flight sense kicked in when he finally noticed all of their teeth and claws. Wobbling/running up the stairs, he obviously choosed flight.

Wendy flinched as she heard a loud crashed coming from the attic. The mermaid giggled. "Ooooh, that's gotta hurt." Mabel said in her announcer voice. A stony hand came up to meet Stan's face as he not-so-gracefully face-palmed.

"Yo, dudes, I'm gonna go check on him." Soos offered as he went up the stairs.

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Eventually, people came back to the shack and started complaining about their mutations. They asked for their money back and Stan replied with a kick to the face. Which hurt A LOT. I, Rouge Cur, should know.

Dipper forced Stan to given them their money back. Then, he clambered up into the counter clumsily. The stamping of his hooves quieted everyone down.

"Okay, let me explain to you what happened! A few weeks ago I found a river called the Fluvius Cantatis! While investigating it I stumbled into the water and came out like this. My sister jumped in, thinking it was harmless.

"When I went to check it out again today, I found out it was WAY longer than we thought. After I came back, Stan had already bottled it and sold it to everyone." He sighed and then continued.

"Don't blame him, though. Stan would NEVER do that on purpose! It was MY fault for not making sure it was safer. And for that, I am sorry." Suddenly, Lazy Susan, now an ACTUAL cat lady, shouted from the back of the room.

"So what's the cure?" Mumbles of agreement broke out amongst the crowd. Dipper stamped his hooves again to quiet them down. "The cure is... complicated. It's not something to be given. You have to find it yourself.

"The only way to cure yourself is to go through a personal revelation. That means you have to learn something about yourself you didn't know before. Develop as a person."

When he had finished multiple crys of anger and boos we're aimed at Dipper. The townsfolk also thought it a good idea to aim tomatoes at the deerataur, which they probably got from Pacifica.

Ducking back, Dipper cowered in the corner away from the tomatoes, getting juice all over him to where it looked like blood. Wendy howled to get their attention. Everyone stopper everything they we're doing in fear.

"Listen up, guys! This is stupid! He told you all he knows! You can blame him all you want but this isn't right! Actually, you should blame fate for making Stan ignorant!" The civilians hung their heads in shame, some of them with multiple heads.

Dipper scrambled off of the counter weakly. "Gravity Falls has its mysteries. Now we can be them. We have the power to find out what's going on once and for all. Now who's with me?!"

Half of the townsfolk cheered while the more skeptic half stood there awkwardly. Manly Dan, now a bear man, shouted. "You the man, Pines!" Dipper blushed slightly, knowing this was Wendy's father.

Waddles, now a fish in Mabel's tub, oinked even though he was a fish.

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After Stan suckered the not-so-bright people from town into buying merch he shooed them out, letting Dipper have some peace to find a cure. He took all of the strange plants he had and started trying to find a cure.

None of these attempts were successful. Eventually, Pacifica, now a gorgan, came into the shop. "Mr. Pines, I'm sorry for supplying the town with those tomatoes," she said to Stan, "I-I didn't mean for it to get out of hand for that."

Stan looked at her blankly before his face lit up with an idea. "I know a way you can make up for it. Help Dipper with the cure. Mabel can't help him since she's gonna always be wet."

Pacifica nodded eagerly. "Where are they?" She asked after looking around. Stan rolled his eyes. "In the attic." The gorgan slithered her way up the stairs to find Dipper and Mabel fast asleep.

Dipper's head was laid on the table while Mabel was floating in a large glass tank to sleep. Plants and herbs were scattered all over Dipper's make shift desk in an organized mess.

Smiling softly to herself, Pacifica slowly put a blanket around him. Then something caught her eyes. It was a book with a six-fingered hand and a number three in the middle.

Picking it up, she flipped through the pages. They we're full of crazy monsters that supposedly roamed Gravity Falls. An idea came to her once she noticed the monocle bookmark.

Flipping to the page that was bookmarked, her serpents hissing at the book, she recognized it almost immediately. It was the page on Fluvius Cantatis. There wasn't much included but she got the memo.

It was gonna take a lot more than just medicine to cure this disease.

A/N Hey guys! I'm kinda proud of this chapter. I take that back, very proud of it. After watching almost the entire series and a few theories I'm now more educated in my second favorite cartoon. Obviously Miraculous is my favorite if you've checked out my content but I think you know what I mean. Don't kill me for these utterly slow updates. School's back out and I have Science Fair to deal with so I'm not in the mood. Enjoy this for now!

-Rouge Cur