Me: Another story that I heard about myself this happen in high school, Uh we had this teacher and who's kid went to our high school her name was April O'Neil and her son Alex Hamato went to our high school he was a sophomore and I was a senior so he's 2 years behind me.

And Mrs.Hamato O'Neil was an A**Hole and one weekend she and her husband decided to leave town which you should never do if you're a A**Hole, and Alex Hamato decided to throw a party at the teacher house hooray, and everyone around town heard about it and we all got up individually and thought

Me, Wukong, Rottmnt Leo, Angie: Ok, let's go over there and destroy the place

Me: I walk up to this party everyone I ever met was there

*Angie and Mk talked and sip some apple juice, Wukong with Macaque chatted as they drink spiked juice, Mei with rottmnt Leo did a TikTok dance with Mikey, Donnie and Raph were chatting with rottmnt April as other people were drinking from other dimensions like from LMK to 2012 tmnt except Donnie and April who are in a trip and Mizu was there too drinking by herself.*

And everyone was drinking as if it was the end of the world, people were drinking like if it was a civil war and a doctor was gonna come and saw our legs off

*Fantoccio hands me a apple juice and I sip it and chatted with Fantoccio as Barnaby has a saw and ran with it to other people as they ran*

Fantoccio: It was totally unsupervised we were like dogs without horses we were running wild.

Me: I walk down, I walk down to the basement they had a pool table in the basement and one dude took a running start and threw his body on the pool table and broke it in half.

Fantoccio: Another Kid found out which room was 2012 April O'Neil and walk upstairs

Wukong: And took a s**t on her computer

*me, Wukong and Fantoccio were silent and surprised and it was Angie dog who did that and Angie laughed with Mk*

Me, Wukong and Fantoccio: So the party was going great 👍

Me: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup you seen movies, and was standing im holding a red cup and was starting to black, and I guess someone said like

2012 Mikey, Mk, 2018 Mikey, Wally: Something something police

Me: And in a brilliant moment, a word of association I yelled out..

Me: F**K DA POLICE *I laughed* F**K DA POLICE

🍑 Wukong: And everyone else joined in

🎭 Fantoccio: A hundred drunk white children yelling

Angie: F**K

Barnaby: DA

Me and Billie the goat: POLICE

🔮 Macaque: With the confidence of guys who've like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore you know like.

Dutch the wolf: I SEVERED MY NICKLE YOU COME A TAKE ME *he was drunk*

🐉 Mei: Confidence, *she was laughing* but white children.

2012 Leo: The reason someone had said "something something police", was because the police were there

*Officer Wally darling was in 2012 April home with other police officers like dog officers*

2012 Raph: so a Chicago police officer walked down the stairs, and go to the bottom of the basement and looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling F**k Da Police in his face.

Mizu: And he was almost impressed, he's like

Officer Wally Darling: Wow 😮

Mizu: And he leaned in to his walkie talkie and went

Officer Wally Darling: Get the paddy wagon

🎭 Fantoccio: And My friend Aristotle, who's now a father, this man now has a baby he grabbed a forty smashed on the ground and yelled.

Aristotle: SCATTER!

Me: And everyone ran in different direction, we all ran in different directions it's like that scene ratatouille where the humans come to the kitchen and all the rats go in different ways, and ran different directions I ran in the laundry room, and I jumped the on the washing machine and I crawled out through the window into the back yard and I'm running to the backyard, but there was a big chainring fence and I thought "I never climb the fence that high before" and I woke up at home

*me waking up  from my bed and I was a mess while I hug my blanket on my body till I see Wukong besides me next to me but we were wearing clothes and I sighed*

On Monday, I went to school because that's what we did back then, and I walk to the school building and who did I see but Alex Hamato and he said to me

Alex Hamato: Hey, you were in my party on Saturday?

And I said "No", you know like a liar. And he said

Alex: Things got really out of hand, someone broke the pool table, someone took a sh*t on my mom's computer.

*Me laughing in the inside as I hold my backpack*

But the worst thing he said.

Alex: The worst thing is someone stole those old antique photos of my grandfather and my parents are freaking out about it.

Me: And I had that thought that only black out drunks, and Steve Urkel can have... *the audience laughed* Did...... Did I do that? I figured "No", I wouldn't have done that, but I wasn't sure until 2 years later, relax.. UwU.

I was playing video games with a guy name Macaque, that we also went high school with 2 years later we graduated by now, we were playing video games for couple of hours and macaque said to me

🔮Macaque: Hey Plum, I want to show you something.

Me: And he takes me to his bedroom, and then he takes me to the side room off of his bedroom, never a good thing to have. Then he shows me a tiny room that was covered wall to wall and stole antique photos from different people's parties over the years..... and I said "Why?, why do you do this?" And macaque said.

🔮Macaque: Because it's the one thing you can't replace plum

*The Audience laughed and cried of laughter while some were on the floor laughing and others recorded my story*

The End