tagged by my platonic wife nina

1 . —guilty as charged , but i am a dedicated boyf

2 . —oo um , dog days are over by florence & the machine , buy the stars & obsessions by marina & the diamonds , && the entire RENT soundtrack

3 . ーmale

4 . ーhayden , hay-hay , haystack , haydy

5 . ーuhh RENT , cinderella , cabin in the woods , evil dead , grease , carrie , the outsiders

6 . ーokay , in legit half the films he does he s u c k s  but i relate to jay baruchel

7 . ーLOUD CHEWERS , when people put trans & fluid/queer people into one big clump , guys who still call everything ' gay ' ,  " guys can't be feminists !!1! " & people who are inconsiderate towards other people's feelings

8 . —

" road work ahead ?? uh , yeah , i sure hope it does "

" kermit pops* : shawty i don't..                mIND "

" she's a wolf ... in mouse clothing "

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" cHRIS !1!11! is thAt a WEED ?????
no it's a cray—
IM CALLING THE POLICE "

" HEY ! no swearing on my profile !!
no hECKS , no fRICKS ,
no dOuble dEcker dIcks !
okay ??
have a great night . "

" hey anyone tell you y'all look like Beyoncé ?
nah they usually tell me i look like shalissa .
who the fuck is that ?
me bïtch . "

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9 . —lowkey um i want to hug lily james so i guess her or signe hansen

10 . —paul brothers & ricegum

11 . ーshane dawson, kickthepj , & shane & ryan from buzzfeed and oNlY them

12 . ーokay i'm scared to do this one because i wILL probably forget someone, but i hope you know who you are on here !

13 . ーi didn't have a username for this account before noodlini so. . .

14 . ーsweaty that's private

gAh i'll tag some peeps now

-mythicbxtch
myhope-
bIushes
tiredhearts
-amortentiaa
-thediamonds
Odds_and_Ends
-likesamuel
lostcoins
-fanta
-hallelujahs
-villainess
heartbells
vanflogh
GODMOTHER--
paucity
purepetty
bluesargent--
mahogany-green
orenda-