mj @mj4prez

y'all should stream 'i don't change' by bianca sinclair

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ned @leedstheway

stop you know we don't speak of her !!

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mj @mj4prez

@leedstheway ned other ppl follow me on this account besides you losers

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flash @flashdrv

remember when she dumped him...a moment most pleasing to my career

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betty @bettybrant

@flashdrv it's been almost two years since we graduated when are you gonna stop bullying peter

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flash @flashdrv

@bettybrant when he stops being a loser

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nerd herd

ned it's been YEARS

you can talk about bianca around me

guy in the chair: i get worried :(

mj: are you sure

last time i played a bianca song while you were around

you cried

IT WAS A SAD SONG

lizard: i still think she means you when she talks about her ex she's in love w/

she definitely does not

eugene: yeah she definitely doesn't

i ran into her at a party once and she didn't recognize me

mj: your point being??

eugene: if she doesn't remember ME

she definitely doesn't remember peter

why are you in this gc again

bett: WAIT CAN WE TALK ABOUT BIANCA NOW

BC I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO 'I DON'T CHANGE'

lizard: i know i thought my spotify was glitching

bett: did you see her on the late late night show

mj: yeah she got jump-scared by tony stark

WAIT

mr.stark and bianca met???

bett: yeah and she was like "omg you know who i am??"

and he was like "yeah my intern plays you religiously"

i thought he meant you but you're not an intern anymore

he...might've meant me

eugene: oh that's just sad

mj: dude you need to check social media more often

he literally invited her to the avengers compound

HE WHAT

FUCK

eugene: still can't believe you're allowed at the avengers compound

bett: you should message her !!!

why would i do that??

you heard flash, she probably doesn't remember me

guy in the chair: since when is flash right

eugene: wow fuck you too

i need to talk to mr. stark 

she can't come to the compound

at least not when i'm there

lizard: is it really that deep

you said it yourself

it's been YEARS

mj: yeah i thought you were over her

eugene: she's BIANCA SINCLAIR

how could he be over BIANCA SINCLAIR

LOOK AT HER

lizard: peter i know she's your ex and everything

but if i ever have a chance...i'm shooting my shot

mj: BACK OFF SHE'S MINE

PETER AGREED ONCE THAT IF ANY OF US COULD DATE HER

IT'D BE ME

eugene: if any of us has a chance with her it's me

bett: no it's definitely mj or liz

guy in the chair: oh 100%

or peter if he is THE ex

eugene: bianca isn't even gay

and peter is NOT the ex

mj: that girl is not straight

i'll die on this hill

guy in the chair: don't you mean you'll bi on that hill

all in favor of removing ned from the chat?

mj: aye

eugene: aye

lizard: aye

bett: i thought it was funny

but aye

guy in the chair: WHAT THE FUCK GUYS

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Mr. Stark

hey mr. stark

Hey kid! You coming into the lab today?

yes, but that's not why i'm texting

uhh you met bianca sinclair??

Yes, she was lovely!

I even invited her to the compound so you could meet her

yeah ,, no

What do you mean? I thought you loved her music

i do love her music

but uhhh we kind of grew up together ???

ish

and it'd be weird to see her again after all these years

Wait, you know her?

we ,,,, dated

Ok, first of all, please stop with the commas

Secondly, Underoos, are you THE ex?

idk but i don't really wanna find out if i'm not

You're not over her, are you?

she's literally the prettiest kindest funniest most talented person on earth of course i'm not over her

pls don't tell the other avengers about this

I won't, kid.

And I'll make sure to check in with you before I invite her over.

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dad!tony jumped out at the end there