(Published November 29th, 2014)

(A/N In the chapter before this I talked about what Perjasico fanfics usually looked like using an example from @aem_shark. Well it turns out there are two type of Perjasico fanfics: The descriptive ones, then... These. @_Bianca_Di_Angelo wrote an example about the other types of Perjasico fics and sent it to me. It's all her work. Oh, and here is a quote from Bianca before we begin:

"Everyone! I made the spelling mistakes on purpose and everything on purpose. I don't feel that way, though! It's something I did for the contest even though I almost puked writing it! So there. It's how the JASPERNICO FANFICS ARE!

Thank you for your attention ~Bianca"

Enjoy!)

The Tales of Perjasico (From @_Bianca_Di_Angelo)

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Percy POV

I walked out of my cabin, feeling the sun on my face. I smiled as the sun beamed down at me.

"Percy!" My moment was ruined when Annabeth ran up to me and kissed me on the cheek.

"Annabeth," I say. I have needed to tell her this for a long time. "Us.. we don't feel the same anymore. We need to break up."

At first she looked shocked at me. Then she turned red. "I HATE YOU PERCY!" she yelled, stabbing me in the gut with her dagger.

somehow, though I was unaffected. I watched as she ran off, crying, only to bump into Nico.

"h-hey, percy." He stuttered. That poor kid, he's so cute. I smile, but then it stops. Did I just think of Nico being cute? I'm not gay, am I?

I turn around again, only to see Jason practicing sword fighting with his shirt off over there with the new kid Nathan. He and Piper had broken up months ago because of PIPEYNA IS PERFECT YEAH!

I walked over there and yelled at JasON> "Why IN THE WORLD DO YOU HAVE NO SHIRT ON?" I screamed.

"Why are you yelling at me?" Jason asked. He's hot!

"Cuz I can," I said, snapping my fingers in a Z shape.

"Persassy," mumbled Jason.

I walked away, remembering Nico and how cute he is, and how hot Jason is.

What is going on?

Jason POV

Persassy walked over to me when I had my shirt off and sassed me off. Nathan was watching how he did this but he doesn't matter in the story except he's going to try to break up me and Percy and me in Nico later in the story so yeah. But right now he doesn't so skip em!

Anhyway, ever since Piper broke up with me for Reyna, and i lost the two girls I ever loved, I realised i'm gay. So yeah. PErcy was so hot when he was being Persassy, but Nico likes him and I'm the only one who knows so i can't take him from Nico! Nico's so cute I can't do thatr! But aqnyway PErcy's dating Annabeth.

I said bye to Nathan who doesn't matter yet so actually I just ignored him and walked back to my cabin flipping my hair like Jasasssy only to hear loud wails from my cabin. i opened my door and Annabeth was lying on my bed.

"Percy broke up withh me!" she yelled, and I sdmiled. "That's great!" I thought about the one time I saw percy with his shirt off.. ah...

"No it's not!" screamed Annabeth, her face red. "PLease date me Jason, i need someone!" She waileed.

"I can't i m gay." I told her.

HEr face turned red like potato. She started yelling bad words at me and hit me and clawed at me and stabbed me with her dagger but i didn't feel anything and kicked her in the face. After she fainted on the floor, my delayed bein knocked out happened and I fell on the floor, still looking hot without my shirt on like always.

Nico's POV

Today I stumbled into Percy. He didn't know it, but I had overheard him breaking up with Annabeth. He did it so nicely too, but she completely freaked out at him and I always knew she was a jerk. Then, Percy left and went to Jason who had his shirt off. You should have seen how Percy looked at him. But... I've reallized I like Jason, just like I like Percy. He's so nice when I scream from my nightmares. Talking about nightmares, I'm just gonna forget about breakfast, skip my classes, forget everything that was supposed to happen today and go to bed. Becuz it's nighttime now, even though two second ago it was morning.

I wake up from my nightmare crying, only to find Jason there, hugging me. There is technically a rule saying no going to other cabins but that would disrupt this horrible fanfic so I don't care. "It'll be ok Nico," he says, kissing my forehead.

I'm so upset I don't care except I just happen to blush bright red and kiss him too. "Percy- died!" I whale.

"0___0" yells Leo before disappearing.

"Cereal!" yells Demeter before disappearing.

"It was just a dream," Jason tells me. Technically, he's supposed to be passed out now but whatevs I don't care and also he still has no shirt on. So hot!

"Good night!" I fall asllep again.

Percy's POV

I walked into the zues cabin cuz I felt like it and I saw Jason knocked out and annabeth on the ground. Imeediatly i started yelling at her.

"WHAT DI YOU DO TO HIM?"

"WHAT ARE YOU-GAY? WHY SHOULD YOU CARE?"Annabeth yelled back.

"I AM!" I yelled back without thinkin.

She started stabbing at me again yelling "JUsT LIKE JASON" and then I killed her almost not wuite with a swipe of my hand and water appeared and drowned her.Then I relized what she said. 'Could JAson love me if he's gay?'

Then I woke up Jason and he disappeared to cuddle with Nico and I snuck into their room and watched them.

'No,' I think. 'He loves Nico.'

I walk away.

Jason's POV

After kssing Nico good night I left his cabin, only to bump into Percy. "Waht you doing," I, aka Jassassy, said.

"Annabeth told me you are gay." Percy said.

"So what if I am?" I said.

"I never said I saidsaidsaidsaid" Percy said. (sorry.. the author can't think of any other words to use besides the word said. It's not like the author has a brain.) "I mean.... I never said it's bad if you are gay." Percy said.

"Then why are you asking?" I.... (you guessed it!) said.

"i... am two." Percy said. Blushing.

"Really! I thought you were 17!" I said. "NO i'm kidding. Wait you are gay too?" 'I can't kiss him,' I said---no, thought. 'Nico likes him... I cant' steal percy from him.'

My mouth didn't listen.

Percy kissed me back, and it was cute... but then...

Nico's POV

I woke up to see Percy and Jason kissing. I started screaming at them, because I liove percy and we are meant to be and here is jason kissing him.

"Why are you mad?" Percy grabbed my wrist and said.

"I love you!" I said, kissing his nose. 

"I love you too," he said, then turned to Jason. "And you. I love you both!"

"I love you both two!" said Jason and I atthesametime (becausethereisnotsuchathingasspacing). 

"We'll just date a threeway," I said. They nodded.

And we went with Chiron and Dionysus turning random people into dolphins and getting pony rides.

Oh yeah, and Annabeth and Nathan died trying o kill us. But we didn't have to fight them so YAY!!!

(A/N This story is completely @_Bianca_Di_Angelo's story. Like all of it. I didn't even fix grammatical errors. Again, all of it is hers. None of it is mine. At all. All of it is hers. Get it? Got it? Good. Seriously, I loved this too much that I had to put it in here. Maybe she'll write a sequel about Pipeyna, who knows? Anyway, this was just amazhang, so go check her out because THIS IS AWESOME! And so true! Well, BYERSIEBYES!!!

With Love, Pacific Green Sea Turtles, and Fluffy Pies,

~Chilea, daughter of Demeter and legacy of Apollo.❀ ☼