(Published on December 13th, 2014)

The Completely Cliché but Totes True Story of Annabell Chase Chapter 4

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Annabell's POV

I woke to see some random butt in my face. I would look to see whose it is but I'm scared. What if it's Octavian's? O.O i'm scared. The butt moved away from me, then I got up. Morgan Freeman looked at everyone, judging them. Obama popped up, saw everyone twerking, gave the "Not bad" expression, then went back to D. C. while trying to avoid angry republicans. After a long wait, Morgan Freeman cleared his throat.

"The winner is..." Everyone looked at him in anticipation. "OCTAY-TAY!" Octavian and Rachel started making out and stuff. Harry Potter looked around.

"Well this was a waste of time." He mounted onto the Purple Adventure Time Horse and flew off to Narnia.

"IT'S THE BOOTS!" Some random retro pharmacist ran in (and it looked like he was dancing uncontrollably) before running into a portal to another dimension. (Media ;))

"Well that was weird," Frank said, wait, FRANK?

*POOF*

Frank's POV

Ah schist. I'm back in the Land of Stories. I shouldn't have said anything.

Annabell's POV

"Well that was weird," Ferb said. Ah, much better.

So after all that weird stuff, we went to go celebrate! YAY! No, actually we didn't, because we hate Octavian. WHY DID HE KILL PERRY THE PANDA? HE WAS PETER THE PANDA'S LONG LOST BROTHER BECAUSE APPARENTLY EVERYONE HAS A LONG LOST SIBLING! So we killed Octavian. Then this random girl popped up in front of moi, and it was weird.

"Hi, my name's Chloe." She had caramel skin, golden eyes, and straight black hair with bangs.

"Chloe..." I rolled my hands so she would continue telling me her name.

"Just Chloe. My author was too lazy to give me a last name."

"Oh, well I'm Annabell Beth Katherine Louise Marie Ella Elizabeth Jacqueline Chase." Chloe stared at me weird. "What?"

"Gurl, yo name is too long!" She snapped in my face. "Anyway, I'm a daughter of Hecate and a magician of the 21 Nome, even though that's impossible." SHE LIVES IN A GNOME? WAIT, SHE'S A MAGICIAN? NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO BE MORE POWERFUL THAN ME!

Odysseus's POV

-.- *snoring* -.o *wakes up from nap* Did I hear my name?

Annabell's POV

"So why are you here?" I asked.

"Duh, because Apophis and Gaea and Kronos are rising at the same time." She flipped her short hair over her shoulder. "Now, if you excuse me, I have to go meet up with the rest of the Nome to discuss plans." Chloe swung her golden staff type thing and disappeared to the kitchen.

Chloe's POV

Tbh, I've never met the Nome. All I know is that I'm Zia's long lost twin sister, which is impossible since my mom is Hecate but whatever, my author wanted to make me sweg.

I appeared in the kitchen where the rest of the Nome was. Shelby was running around throwing crayons everywhere with the rest of the ankle biters, Felix was screaming 'PENGUINS' at the top of his lungs while making penguins appear, Cleo was trying to calm him down with a book, and Julian (Well, I'm just gonna throw him in the Land of Stories because I don't know what he's suppose to be doing.)

Julian's POV

"AHHHHH WHERE AM I FALLING?" I landed on the ground with a hard thud. I looked up and saw a guy salt playing the reed pipes and-- "AHHH, A LLAMA MAN!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!"

"Well that's new," the Llama Man said as I ran off.

Chloe's POV

And Jaz was randomly throwing healing potions in people's faces and Walt was trying to sell illegal amulets to tiny demigod children. Sadie was also dying her hair green and Carter and Zia were doing whatever Carters and Zias do. Okay, I think the author listed every child in the 21 Nome, now we can continue with the story.

"So how do we defeat Apophis?" I asked. Sadie stopped dying her hair for a second and stared at me and laughed.

"Well chap, if I eat some crumpets and tea," Sadie began.

"NO SADIE, THE SQUARE ROOT OF PI IS-" I interrupted Carter before he finish stating his smarticles sentence.

"Well, Imma leave, cuz sweg, so bye!" I left.

Arabell's POV

So I was making out with Ryler when Annabell popped up. "GURL, STOP MAKING OUT WITH RYLER, I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!" Ryler suddenly disappeared b/c I didn't need him there anymore (tbh idek y he disappeared).

"SO THERE'S THIS GIRL NAMED CHLOE AND SHE TOTES MORE POWERFUL THAN MOI!" WHAT? CHLOE CANNOT BE MORE POWERFUL! THIS ISN'T FAIR! Then all of a sudden another random character popped up.

"Hi, my name's Lea, and I'm a daughter of Hera and Poseidon and Hades, and I'm a legacy of Apollo and Demeter and Hecate, and I'm blessed by all the gods." She had long lucious brown curly hair and green orbs. Then Elsa popped up.

        "I am your long-lost mother, Arabell." She looked around, confuzzled. "And you are somehow a daughter of Jelsa, even though Zeus is your father, but the author wants to make this more interesting." Then One Direction, Katniss Everdeen,  5SOS, and Simon Snow popped up too.

"We're your long lost siblings too, Arabell. Oh, and Annabell's too." This random girl with brown hair, glasses, and a cardigan popped up and started squealing.

"OMG IS THAT SIMON SNOW? IS HE REAL? I CANNOT BELIEVE LIFE RIGHT NOW! I HAVE TO CALL WREN AND LEVI AND REGAN AND--!" She snatched away Simon Snow and ran away through a portal to get to her own fandom. Then Luna walked up from out of nowhere, even though she's, like, never mentioned and was probably spending half of her time helping out with Red's kingdom. Then I fainted because the author doesn't know what to do for the transition for the next POV.

Lea's POV

I'm new here, but I know what's going on because I'm obviously the author but in disguise. Just pretend I was here the whole time.

So, I was just walking around acting all innocent and stuff when all of a sudden some random person bumped into me. "WTCN, DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO WALK?!1? Then I just stared into these beautiful brown orbs.

           "Wow, you be pretty and my name is Leo." Omgkkdkkskskk, THIS PERSON STANDING IN FRONT OF ME HAS TO BE A GOD!!!!! But I had to act cool and real swag, so of course I went up to him and challenged him to a sword fight. The other gods and goddesses who blessed me were definitely going to help moi because they obviously had nothing better to do. I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE THEY HAD A WORLD TO PROTECT AND LOOK OVER OR ANYTHING AT ALL!!!

            Anyway, I grabbed my awesome dagger engraved with ancient greek letters that also turned into a ring that was shaped like a Pacific Green Sea Turtle and stabbed Leo. He died. Then I called Will and Will used his magical powers of Apollers to heal him. yay! Now Leo and I made out as I shoved Calypso into the Land of Stories.

"I'M ACTUALLY CHILEA!" I'm so good at keeping secrets. I'm, like, the goddess of secrets! Nobody knows that I'm the author! "AND I'M THE GODDESS OF SECRETS!" I yelled. Everyone turned around and stared at moi. Obviously nobody heard me, I would make an awesome secret agent!

Perry the Platypus's POV

-_-

Aquamarine's POV

YAY! I'M BACK! So da next day we went to da school, but I'm not old enuff to go to everyone else's school since I'm only 10, but whaTever! I entered da highschool and went to my greek mithology class. We had this project to do research on our fav god/godes. Tanner wolked up to me.

"Oh hai," I said. Tanner looked at me weirdly.

        "What the heck, the last time I saw you, you were, like, 16. Now you're ten." He looked around. "What happened?"

"What? Idk what you're talking about." I said. Tanner looked at me, then spit in my face as he left. "AWKWARD TURTLE 'O,!" I turned around and looked for someone to be da partners with. I saw Luna sitting there all lonely because the author forgot about her so I went to go be her partner.

"'Sup Luns," I said as I sat down.

"Let's do Artemis, your brother already took Poseidon." She said as Tanner stood up to try to be partners with Annabeth. No... No... NO! DON'T END MY POV--

Annabeth's POV

Tanner walked up to me. "Hey beautiful, wanna be my partner?" I stared at him, thinking about punching him but then let him continue talking because I no longer have a say in anything. "We could do Hera, I love Hera, she's so awesome and powerful and--" I finally punched him in the face.

"Go be partners with that emo girl," I said as I pointed to an emo girl that randomly popped up in the corner of the classroom to fit my needs. Tanner growled.

"But I don't want to be partners with Brittani!" Tanner whined.

"My name is now Onyx!" Brittani/Onyx yelled. Wait, BRITTANI WAS THE EMO GIRL IN THE CORNER? but--but-- But who's gonna be the Regina George of Goode? As soon as I thought that a girl with long, luscious, blonde hair and bright sky blue orb and has lot of makeup bumped into me.

"Hi, my name's Staci Collins!" She was wearing a cheerleader outfit, even though she wasn't at cheer practice, but cheerleaders have to wear there outfits around the school 24/7 because then we know they are a cheerleader. "I like your shoes!" I instantly hated her, because I always have to hate blonde cheerleaders. I walked away, plotting revenge on her for no reason whatsoever.

Staci's POV

That blonde girl was really pretty! She should be a model! I looked around the classroom, who should be my partner? I could be partners with my girlfriend--OW, WHY IS MY HEAD HURTING? I AM HAVING THE WORST HEADACH--OWW-- Ew, did I just say my girlfriend? That's, like, impossible. Lesbian girls don't exist in cliches. Anyway, I swayed my curvy hips to sit next to this hot guy with sea green eyes. "Hey, wanna be my partner?" He looked at me weirdly.

"WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO BE MY PARTNER?" He ran out of the room screaming something about blue cookies.

Luna's POV

FINALLY! I GET A POV! So I was working on the project with Aquamarine when Sir Flobbenschnider walked in the classroom. I seriously have no idea where he's been this whole time. Like seriously, he must've vanished.

"So class, we're going to present your projects next Monday, okay?" Annabeth went up to Percy (even though he ran out of the room like 5 seconds before) and sat on his lap. "Annabeth, why are you sitting on Percy's lap?"

"Do you want me to kill you?" Annabeth said in a creepy voice. Sir Flobbensnchider shook his head. "My Percy," Annabeth growled. Percy backed away scared, but I don't know how he could because Annabeth was sitting on him but whatever. The bell rang and I went to lunch.

I sat down next to the other demigods because somehow we all have the same lunch together. Staci came up to Percy and sat in his lap. Annabeth looked up. "Get out of his lap."

"Why?" Staci asked.

Annabeth tilted her head, "Do you want me to kill you?"

"I'm not getting up," Staci said. Annabeth reached for her dagger but, before she could stab Staci, Edward Cullen jumped onto Annabeth and started attacking her. Sirens began going off and people began running towards our table.

"WARNING: CODE RED! AN EDWARD CULLEN HAS BEEN SPOTTED! WARNING: CODE RED! AN EDWARD CULLEN HAS BEEN SPOTTED!" Everyone started grabbing at Edward and stabbing him with their sporks. One person carved out his eye with a spoon.

"STACI! MY LONG LOST DAUGHTER! RUN AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN!" Stacy nodded and ran off. NOT ON MY WATCH! I used my powers of Artemis to run after her and--

Annabell's POV

MY TURN! Ugh, Luna is so boooooooring! So Edward died and we took him back to his fandom. Then Arabell came up to me.

"Gurl, did you SEE how totes adorbs that Edward guy was?" Arabell squealed.

"Yeah, but he's probably, like, a bajilion years old. What happened to Ryler?" I asked.

"Oh, I'm supposed to meet up with him this afternoon to make out with him, but I really want to make out with Nico," Arabell sighed.

"Okay, well, I'm gonna faint now because I have nothing better to do." I said before I fainted.

(A/N I'm gonna try to keep this short. Anyone who gets the retro pharmacist thing is awesome! The media was actually my inspiration ;) And the media art is what Luna would look like if she were in the HP world(Again, from AirseensColor on DeviantArt) YAY! I probably won't post another chappie until Christmas Eve, but don't worry, the next chappie I post will be a long one. It's already 4 pages long on Google Docs (The length of this chapter) and I'm half-way through it. So yeah. Then I might be posting a chappie from Arabell on Christmas, so look forward to that too. Oh, and this chappie is dedicated to @_-echo-_ for helping me with my Writer's Brick (she wrote most of Lea's POV) Don't worry people with the winning ships, I haven't forgot about you. Okay, this was WAY longer than I wanted it to be. Well, BYERSIEBYES!

 With Love, Pacific Green Sea Turtles, and Fluffy Pies,

~Chilea, daughter of Demeter and legacy of Apollo.❀ ☼