(Published October 26th, 2014)

WARNING: SUPES RANDOM CHAPPIE AHEAD.

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The Completely Cliché but Totes True Story of Annabell Chase Chapter 3

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Arabell's POV

I was looking everywhere for Nico, but I couldn't find him. I really wanted to make out with him! T.T *tear* Eventually I found him hanging out with this loser kid named Will Solace in the mansion.

"Um, Nico, why are you hanging out with Will?" Nico looked at me like I broke the BroCode of Conduct or something like that.

"Cuz me and Will, are, like, besties!" Nico linked arms with Will and skipped out of the room, singing the theme song from My Little Pony. I shrugged then went upstairs to the party room. I told everyone at school that there was gonna be a totes epic party in the mansion tonight. I went to go put on this totes epic dress that was red and purple and lit up like rainbows. I went over to Annabell's room and helped her with her dress.

"Omgs, why am I so dam fat?" Annabell cried as I helped her zip up her size 0 dress. I sighed.

"Don't worry Anna, I'm fat too." I slipped into my size 0 dress as well as I waited for everyone to arrive.

Aquamarine's POV

I couldn't wait for the party! My crush Nathan was gonna be there! It was gonna be supes awesome! As da demigods got ready, I dreamed about kissing him at the party. Suddenly the doorbell rang. I squealed as I watched Annabeth answer it. She was wearing a grey dress with owl earrings and an owl necklace and an owl... OMG THERE'S NATHAN!

Annabeth lead everyone upstairs to the party room. The party started, there was lots of music and stuff. I was enjoying myself by dancing and telling everyone hai. Then a slow song came on. OH, THIS IS MY MOMENT! I looked around the room for Nathan. Then I found him, in the corner of the room, standing there looking all gorgeous. I skipped over to him.

"Hai!" I greeted cheerfully. "I like you! Wanna dance?" Nathan looked at me weirdly.

"I'm gay," he said. Then he spit in my face. 'o, AWKWARD TURTLE! Then he left. I sat there, watching Nathan leave. I burst into tears, I didn't know what to do with my life now.

Annabell's POV

I watched Aquamarine cry. I feel like I should comfort her. Should I comfort her, or nah. NAH! I then grabbed my boyfriend (I think Ryler is my current boyfriend, but I'm not quite sure) and made out with him in front of Aqua. She started crying more and ran off. That 14-year-old crybaby didn't deserve a boyfriend anyway. Oops, I mean, I wish Nathan wasn't gay! I continued making out with Ryler, because I can.

F̶r̶a̶n̶k̶ Luna's POV

I'm bored. Nobody is talking to mii. Oh, is that somebody coming to mii? No, they're going to Annabell. UGH, I'M SO BORED!

Grover's POV

You know, the Land of Stories is pretty cool. I met some cool people and--LET ME OUT OF HERE! I DON'T WANT TO BE FORGOTTEN ANYMORE! PLEASE! I WANT TO SEE ALL MY FRIENDS AT CAMP HALF-BLOOD! THEY WON'T EVEN LET ME SEE JUNIPER HERE, THEY PUT HER IN THE DWARF FOREST WHERE I CAN'T SEE HER BECAUSE IT'S TOO DANGEROUS AND PLEASE I WANT TO GET ME AND JUNIPER AND ALL OF THE FORGOTTEN PEOPLE OUT OF HERE! PLEASE REMEMBER US! Please! T_T *tears*

Percy's POV

So I was walking around at the party when I saw Annabeth making out with Tanner. .O. *dies* WHAT WAS SHE DOING? I didn't know what to do with my life anymore. I cried as I ran outside. Suddenly this guy in a hood popped up in front of me. In a deep echo-y voice he said: "Perseus [Insert Middle Name Here] Jackson." I looked at him.

"That's me." I said.

"Okay, um..." The cloaked guy looked nervous. "I'm, um, Lord Chaos, and I was wondering if... um... if you would want to... um... Join my army?" Gods, the Chaos duse made it sound like he was asking me on a date. But who wouldn't, I'm too fab!

"I'll give you all the powers in da world and you can be more powerful then the gods cuz-"

"Cuz Imma be swag?" I asked.

"Yes, cuz you be swag." Then he took me away so I didn't have to see Annabeth anymore. yay!

Apollo's POV

Yes! I'm about beat Hermes at Candy Crush!

Annabeth's POV

I woke up the next day so I could go make out with him but I couldn't find him. WHERE IS MY PERCY?

P̶e̶r̶c̶y̶'̶s̶ Alpha's POV

After thousands and thousands of years of training with my comrades, Flames (Beckendorf), Beauty (Silena), Huntress (Zoe), and Hero (Luke), (I rose them all from the dead cuz Imma be swag)  Lord Chaos came up to us.

"My children, after millenias of training, I think it's time for you to return to earth to defeat Kronos and Gaea." We nooded, then teleported back to earth to the mansion I lived in many years before. Annabeth was crying while running around. She bumped inta moi.

"HAVE YOU SEEN MY PERCY? I WOKE UP AN HOUR AGO AND HE WAS GONE! HE WAS HERE A FEW HOURS AGO!" I stared at this chick, I'VE BEEN GONE FOR A DAY? *dies*

"No, I am Alpha, Supreme Commander of Chaos's Army," I greeted. "And I like nachos."

"LLAMAS ARE BETTER THAN NACHOS!" Leo screamed.

Piper's POV

So I was walking around our mansion when I--OMG IS THAT HARRY STYLES??? SKHGLVGSDLHKZCVLDG "JASON I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!"

"I'M COOL WITH DAT!" Jason screamed back as shoved Will and Nico in a closet.

I went up to Harry Styles and started making out with him, cuz Imma be swag.

Will's POV

It's dark in here...

"JASON, LET ME OUT!" I screamed.

Halp.

I'm gonna have a heart attack.

I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT SUNLIGHT!

*dies*

Lol, jk, I'm still here.

XP

Jason's POV

I heard Will calling for me to let him out. "NOT UNTIL YOU MAKE OUT WITH NICO!" I called back. I waited a couple minutes, but I didn't hear anything. Finally, I opened the door to see what was the hold up. Nico was nowhere to be found and Will was playing with light-up My Little Pony figures.

"Butch let me borrow them," was all Will said.

Nico's POV

Omgs, that was totes close. Imma kill Jason the next time I see him. I was thinking about how my day couldn't  get any worse when it did in one word: Arabell.

Arabell skipped up to me and kissed me. "OMGS, NICO, I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU!" Then she kissed me again. UGH, WHY IS SHE SO ANNOYING! I decided I had enough and shoved her off of me.

"#NicoSaysNo." I said. Then I shadow-traveled away.

Alpha's POV

I was walking around when I heard a familiar song playing from the party room.

"MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS, HUN!"

I looked inside and saw that Leo, Octavian, Gaea, Kronos, Nico, Jason, Luke, the Stolls, and Harry Potter were having a twerk-off. I ripped off my disguise and joined them. Screw Alpha, PERSASSY IS BACK BABY!

Annabeth's POV

I was about to give up on searching for my percy when--OMG IS THAT HARRY POTTER? AND MY PERCY? OMHFSGFANGFSNAZNY "OMGS HI HARRY AND PERCY I LOVE YOU NSRNHFSHGSFHDMGDMJ!!!!!!!!!"

Rachel's POV

"You go Octy!" I screamed. Calypso pushed me so I fell on my butt.

"BEAT 'EM LEO, THIS IS YOUR DESTINY!" Calypso screamed. The judge, Morgan Freeman, was still thinking about who should win.

Morgan Freeman's POV

I don't know why I'm here...

Where is my agent?

Annabell's POV

While the competition was going on, I fainted, because too much sass was going on for me to be conscious.

(A/N Yeah, I had way too much icecream...

This was more of a random chapter than a cliché one...

BUT WHATEVES!

Okay, so comment down below who you think is gonna/should win the conest!

And I have another contest for you:

Remember the last chapter I tried to write an example of a cliché Japernico/The Big Threesome fanfic but failed? Well, that's where you come in. PM me an example of a cliché Japernico/Big Threesome fanfic by November 20th. The funniest/Clichést entry will be included in my next chapter (Or in a future chapter) and gets a dedication in that chappie too.

Also, I think I'm gonna switch off chapters between regular ones and Annabell ones, but I'm not sure.

Oh, and Media is what Arabell looks like. Just ignore the music notes and stuff, the general look is Arabell. Oh, and of course the art is by AireensColor on DeviantArt.

And for those of you that don't know I posted a writing contest called "The Demigod Wars", so check it out, please!

Also, this chappie is dedicated to @Reyna_Arellano for her winning ship, and she actually came up with the "DIE GREEKS DIE" thing for Octavian. I forgot to give credit to her.

Heh heh.

Sorry about that.

Anyway, BYERSIEBYES MY FLUFFY ENCHILEADAS!

With Love, Pacific Green Sea Turtles, and Fluffy Pies,

~Chilea, daughter of Demeter and legacy of Apollo.❀ ☼