(Published October 5th, 2014)

The Completely Cliché but Totes True Story of Annabell Chase Chapter 2

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Annabell's POV

I walked  over to the volleyball courts when a girl with long black hair and silver eyes bumped into me.

"Omgs,  I'm like so sorry!" She helped me up. "Hi, I'm Luna Eclipse Diana Hunter Wolf Brown Table Arm Water bottle ChexMix™Moon. What's your name?"

"I'm Annabell Beth Katherine Louise Marie Ella Elizabeth Jacqueline Chase, and I'm a daughter of Athena." We started walking to lunch, even though we just had breakfast like five minutes ago.

"Cool, I'm a forbidden daughter of Artemis." Luna played with her silver charm bracelet.

"Omgs, that's like supes cool!" I hugged Luna, because we're tight like that. Then after that I skipped off and bumped into Percy.

"Hey bae," I greeted as I kissed him on the cheek. Percy looked disgusted, I don't know why though, I'm like totes adorbs. Oh wait, I have to be insecure, um, I mean, I am soooooooooo ugly!

"You see, I didn't want to go out with you, except the author is making me do it," Percy whispered into my ear, which felt sooooooooooooo good!

I shook my head, "Nuh uh, I am waaaaaaay better than Annabeth."

"Tsk, prove it."

Then I came up with an idea, "I'll beat her at sword fighting!"

"Yeah, the day you beat her with sword fighting is the day I'll REALLY be in love with you." Percy swaggered off, even though I don't know what swaggered means. I went to go put some armor on, but then I didn't because YOLOUYAEACR. Only flamazingly awesome people know what YOLOUYAEACR, which aren't any of you. Anyway, then I found Annabeth and twisted my chic owl ring that turned into a celestial silver dagger because I'm too swag for bronze. Then I jabbed her in the stomach.

"Ha, I win, Percy's mine." I kicked her in the face then left the arena as she started throwing a tantrum.

I kept walking around camp when a girl bumped into me. Wow, can't these people walk straight and NOT bump into me? GODS!

"Oh hai, I'm Aquamarine Pacific Green Sea Turtle Jackson," The girl had long black hair that looked like the waves, sea green eyes, and blue dip-dye. She reminded me of someone, but I just can't put my finger on who.

"Omg, you wanna be besties?" I held out my arm so we can link them together and skip off into the sunset.

*Meanwhile*

Percy's POV

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL? I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL! SCHOOL IS EVIL! WHY MUST THE GODS TORTURE US!" I cried as Chiron told me that Me and the rest of the seven, Nico, Thaliers, Rachel, Katie, Miranda, the Stolls, Clarisse, Annabell, Arabell, Reyna, Luna, and this random chick named Aquamarine were going to Goode. Apparently our quest was canceled, Kronos and Gaea wanted to wait until summer so they didn't interrupt with our grades. They were sooooo sweet! Anyway, Chiron told me to tell everyone to pack our bags and take them to Argus.

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After everyone packed their bags we went on the camp gus. I sat next to Annabeth because somehow we got back together and this random girl sat down next to me. She introduced herself, "Hai, my name is Aquamarine Pacific Green Sea Turtle Jackson, and I'm your long lost twin sister. How I know, idk, but the author told me to say this."

*Meanwhile*

Arabell's POV

Soooooo, I was making out with Nico when Percy came up to me and told me that we had to go to school. .o. wut? WE HAD TO GO TO SCHOOL? but... but... GFSKSJHFSNGSJSJTRJTDJHSAHGAGFAJFGSNFGSSJAGFGDNHD

So I was making out with Nico again when the bus stopped in front of a mansion. It was golden and stuff. We got out of the bus and went inside. It was sooooooooo pretty, the living room was, like, really big, and the kitchen was clean, and there were windows. We went upstairs to our rooms. My room was-

(A/N You guys are funny if you think I'm gonna go through the extra pain to describe EVERY SINGLE FREAKING BEDROOM IN THE WHOLE FREAKING MANSION. Nice try though... NOT. Now back to your regular scheduled programming.)

-And windows and stuff. The closet was empty except for one outfit, which was an electric blue sweater and skinny jeans. I think Aphrodite picked out my outfit or something. I went into the elevator to check out the rest of the house.

1st Floor: Livingroom, kitchen, dining room, den, garage.

2nd Floor: Gurlz rooms.

3rd Floor: Boyz rooms.

4th Floor: Gym and weapon room.

5th Floor: Party room.

6th Floor: The Land of Stories so we can shove any irrelevant characters into it.

After that I went into Nico's room and started making out with him. Again. But this time, more like a Monica and Isaac make out scene.

*Meanwhile*

Aquamarine's POV

School was today and I was supes scared! I grabbed my backpack and hopped into Percy's blue Ferrari with Annabeth. Jason was riding with Piper in Leo's red Ferrari, Hazel was riding with F̶r̶a̶n̶k̶ oops, I mean Reyna in her purple Lamborghini, and Katie was riding with-

Spongebob Narrator: 2 hours of saying who's riding with who later...

-In Nico's black Ferrari. Then we went to Goode.

I went into the school to receive me schedule. The secretary handed me my schedule then spit in my face. I stared at this lady. AWKWARD TURTLE 'o,. After that weird episode I went to my locker as studied my schedule.

Greek

English

Algebra

Swimming

Art

World History

Marine Biology

Sailing

Slamming my locker door shut, I went straight to Greek class. The teacher was person named Mr. Flobbenschnider, but he went by Sir Flobbenschnider. Sir Flobbenschnider called roll, it turns out all of my demigod friends were in the same class as me! YAY! After he called roll, he started asking us random questions on Greek mythology.

"Who is the queen of the heavens?" He asked. Annabeth jumped up.

"Queen Hera, goddess marriage!" Sir Flobbenschnider smiled with satisfaction. Then he went on asking random questions as the demigods answered them randomly.

"Okay class, we're going to have a project where you must do research on your favorite god/goddess, we will start this next period." Then the bell rang and I told everyone bai as I went to lunch.

*Meanwhile*

Annabeth's POV

I went to lunch when this weird boy bumped into me. He looked like he was really popular and stuff, so I did what was natural: I avoided him.

"Your lips look lonely, why don't they meet mine." The boy got really close to me, like, uncomfortably close.

"And your face looks lonely, why don't you meet my fist?" I punched the boy in face then walked off. Then I ran into a girl.

"Omg, you just punched Tanner!" The girl looked like a supermodel, her dad was probably a lawyer or something. "I'm Brittani, btw." The girl walked off, with her brown curls (Obviously a curling iron) bouncing on her back. Then I went to lunch, because we have no other classes during the day.

*Meanwhile*

Brittani's POV

That blonde girl I bumped into seemed pretty nice and- OMG I JUST SAW THE SEXIEST BOY ON EARTH! He has black hair and hypnotic green orbs, I must marry him, and have babies with him, and-

Oh no, I'm fangirling again.

Anyway, HE. MUST. BE. MINE. I walked closer to the boy, swaying my huge hips and pulling down the collar of my peach colored tank top, and making sure my white booty shorts were high enough. Then I tapped the boy on the shoulder.

"Hey sexy, I like trains," I flirted. Then I kissed him. It was like, totes awesome, but he, like, pushed me away, and it was, like, sad. I cried. I was depressed. I'm gonna go emo now.

*Meanwhile*

Annabell's POV

School was sooooooooooooo boooooooring! But I met this really cute guy named Ryler, and OMGS HE IS SO... UGH! CUTE! HOT! SEXY! HOT BOD! WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY! So he, like, asked me out, and I said yes, so we made out and stuff. It was really intense. Anyway, back to the actual story. Today during school this girl named Calypso just kinda popped up, like, what the Hades was this weird looking girl doing here? Then she went up to Leo and kissed him. MY LEO. SHE KISSED MY LEO. WHY? Then she said the gods set her free. GODS, SEND HER BACK. THAT IS MY LEO!

Anyway, Calypso and I got into, like, a huge fight. Then I fainted because the author doesn't know how to end this chapter.

(A/N I feel like this chapter is worse than the last one. Media is a picture of what Aquamarine looks like (picture by AireensColor on DeviantArt). Anyway... So this chapter is dedicated to _xxzeusie for making the totes adorbs and flamazingly awesome cover. Let's all take a moment and bask in it's glory. C'mon guys, look at the cover.

Spongebob Narrator: One Moment Later...

Okay, but seriously, that's one heck of a cover, right everyone?

*Starts slow clap*

Seriously, I cannot even begin on it's amazingness-

Oh yes, and something that I promised: Weirdest ship winners! So I set it up in 3 categories:

~Cutest Ship

~Funniest Ship

~And flat out strangest/weirdest ship

DRUMROLL PLEASE [Insert drumroll]

LEO, THAT WASN'T LITERAL!

Leo: SORRY! *Runs after rolling drum*

And the winners are...