(Published September 26th, 2015)

(Art of Annabell Chase done by -ArtemisPhoenix-)

The Completely Cliché but Totes True Story of Annabell Chase Chapter 1

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I woke up this morning to the sound of a soothing rainstorm. Ugh, why do I have the most annoying alarm clock! I throw my $6,000 alarm clock at the wall, and it broke, then fixed itself. Then I went to my bathroom to do my hair.

I brushed my long beach blonde silky hair over my shoulder and stared into my grey-blue orbs. Ugh, why am I so dam ugly? I slipped into my extra-small hot pink mini dress, a bunch of 50 karat gold necklaces, and some white vans. I'm like the biggest tomboy at our school. Anyway, after putting on a lot of $500 Urban Decay makeup, I rush down my elevator and came down stairs.

"Hello daughter, care for a delicious breakfast? I took time and made it just for you instead of our chef." My dad pointed to a table full of pancakes, waffles, bacon, sausage, and more stuff I could name but I'm to lazy. I looked at the table and cried. We had no food, I bet the kids in Africa ate more than me.

"I HATE YOU, WHY CAN'T WE BE RICH?" I ran out the door and hopped into my bright pink Lamborghini, slamming on the dashboard. After that I reached into my miniature purse and pulled out a 56' platnum screen TV and started watching Pretty Little Liars. Then I drove to school while I watched 2 seasons.

"Omg, hey Annabell Beth Katherine Louise Marie Ella Elizabeth Jacqueline Chase!" My best friend Arabell Ari Marabelle Alexandria Pillow Pet Enchilada Spaghetti Taco Gonzalez yelled across the school. Nobody ever noticed us, we were so unpopular.

"OMG HI GURLFRIEND!" I hopped out of my hot pink Lamborghini then jumped into my hot pink sparkly $20,000 golf cart. Oh my gods, my Dad can never afford anything cool! We're sooooooooo poor! I ran up to Arabell and gave her a hug, we hadn't seen each other in AGES!

"Girl, that outfit is totes adorbs, I'm glad I came over to your house earlier this morning and helped you pick it out." Arabell held out her arm and we linked each other's arms, skipping to English while everyone took pictures of us and asked for autographs because we were sooooooooo ugly and unpopular.

"So class today I'm going to give back your test results and talk about the best grades!" Our english teacher, Mr. Dodds, passed back our tests. I looked at my grade and burst out crying. I couldn't believe it, my dad was gonna kill me. I got a 110, I am the stupidest person in da world!

"OMG, I GOT A 45!" Arabell jumped up and started screeching in excitement. Mr. Dodds smiled.

"Everyone, please congratulate Arabell for her amazing grade!" Everyone clapped and cheered except me, because I'm a totally flamazingly awesome BFFMJHFXXMGUCSNGF. I would tell you what that means, but you all aren't worthy of it. Suddenly Mr. Dodds turned into a weird monster type thing.

"OMGZ, THAT'S A FURY!" I cried as I reach for a dagger that I keep in my tiny Gucci purse. Arabell moved her hands, and lightning shot the fury. Suddenly this totally hot guy popped up in front of me.

"Hi, my name's Leo Valdez, and you be a half-blood, Imma take you to da camp." He took my hand and looked straight into my grey-blue orbs.

"You be cute," I says. Then I fainted.

Later on that day we went to Camp Half-Blood. and I met Chiron, who was totes awesome, Mr. D, I want to kill him, and Leo asked me out. Then I made out with him, because he's freaking sexy! Arabel pouted behind me.

"How come you get a totes sexy boy and I get nobody?" She twirled her jet black

hair around her finger. Even though she was Mexican, she looked white because gods forbid I have Mexicans or any other race in my life. Besides Leo, he's sexy. Then a boy bumped into her.

"Move," he demanded as he pushed her. He was wearing all black and his black hair covered his face.

"OMG YOU'RE SO SEXY MARRY ME!" Arabell ran up to the boy and started making out with him because they're supes close and she has a long developed relationship with him. I think his name was Nico. Yeah, his name was Nico. I started making out with Leo again, and I would describe what it felt like but the author of this cliche obviously never had their first kiss or read any romance books so they use boring words like "make out". Just use your imagination folks.

Percy came up to me and poked me on the shoulder. "Omg you're so hot, do you wanna be my girlfriend?" Omg, Leo was sexy, but Percy was like... Sexier. I pushed Leo away and started making out with Percy. Leo saw Annabeth and started making out with her, so it was all good.

"WE MUST ISSUE A QUEST!" Chiron yelled from across the camp. I turned around and saw Rachel with glowing green eyes. She said,

"Daughter of the Owl and Daughter of the Lightning shall find a boy

Daughter of the Owl will have to choose between a few boys,

Daughter of the Owl is the other Daughter of the Owl's full sister

Octavian is hot

Oh wait, sorry, that last part was Rachel. Anyway,

Calypso will die, because Leo loves someone else.

Frank is irrelevant.

I love Octavian.

RACHEL STOP THAT! I'M TRYING TO DO A PROPHECY HERE!

Sorry, he's just so freaking hot with his teddy bears and stuff...

SHUT UP!

Okay then, sheesh, love ya Octy!

Anyway, where was I-

Omg, Octavian and I are going out on a date tonight, he's taking me to-

OMG I GIVE UP!

Go to Florida

Kill Gaea and Kronos

Make out a bunch of times

Never ruin your outfit

Leave.

Omg If I had kids with Octavian-"

Then Rachel fainted. I looked over at Percy who looked soooooo freaking hot. Then an owl appeared over my head.

"Annabell Beth Katherine Louise Marie Ella Elizabeth Jacqueline Chase, daughter of Athena!" Chiron called out as everyone cheered. Then a lightning bolt appeared over Arabell's head. "Arabell Ari Marabelle Alexandria Pillow Pet Enchilada Spaghetti Taco Gonzalez, daughter of Zeus." Everyone cheered again, and Arabell and Nico started making out. I went over to the Athena cabin, and went to sleep.

*Meanwhile*

Annabeth's POV

Annabeth ran into Olympus with tears streaming down her face. "MOM, I HATE ANNABELL, WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE MY ONLY WHOLE SISTER? SHE STOLE PERCY FROM ME! I LOVE PERCY! I MUST HAVE PERCY! I MUST BE ANNABETH JACKSON! MOM, KILL HER! MOM, WE MUST HAVE LITTLE PERCABETHS TOGETHER, MOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!"

Athena growled in frustration, "SHUT UP! Gods, where is Magnus..." Annabeth started crying again and left.

"I will kill that gurl," she said.

*Meanwhile*

Apollo & Hermes POV

"Must. Beat. This. Last. Level. Of. Candy. Crush!" Apollo tapped his phone and tried to figure out the level before Hermes.

"No way bruh, Imma figure this out." Hermes started sweating from working too hard.

*Meanwhile*

Rachel's POV

Omg, Octavian is so hot!

*Meanwhile*

Octavian's POV

TEDDYBEARS!

*Meanwhile*

Coach Hedge's POV

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Meanwhile*

Annabell's POV

I woke up again and pulled out my iPhone 9c and tweeted my 693437653535374637643ht4y465e3 followers. Oh my gods, why does everyone hate me? I hopped out of bed, pulled a light pink sundress over my head, silver sandals, and aviators cuz I'm a total rebel. Then I went to breakfast. I sat down next to Arabell, grabbed a plate, and gave it my order.

"Yeah, can I have pancakes, waffles, bacon, sausage, french toast, scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, easy eggs, sunny side up, orange juice, fruit salad, fruit loops, cinnamon toast crunch, mochi, cotton candy grapes, cotton candy slushy, coconut cream pie milkshake, and extra strawberry flavored mochi along with red bean mochi and orange mochi." Mochi was, like, the best! The plate pooped out all the food and I started eating. Omg, I'm doing soooooo good on my diet! Dad would be sooooo proud of me! After breakfast Arabell and I seperated, she went to the lake and I went to the volleyball courst.

*Meanwhile*

Arabell's POV

I was walking along the beach when Reyna bumped into me.

"Listen up pseudo-Mexican," she spat as she pushed me. "Nico is mine, ALL mine, so give him back!" I laughed, I'm not giving up Nico.

"Nope," I said, popping the p. Reyna scowled.

"Give him back or else," Reyna threatened.

"Or else what? You're not even supposed to be here, Annabell said Leo is the only Mexican allowed." After I said that, Reyna disappeared, probably in the Land of Stories with Frank and Tyson and Grover. Then I fainted.

(A/N) Thank the gods that pain was over! Sorry it's not really cliche, but I'm having a hard time, okay? Anyway, I wasn't going to publish this until like two weeks from now, but then I was like "nah, my readers deserve this now because they're totes awesome." So I still haven't decided on the best ship, but I'll probably post the winners in the next part. So just a general question, what was your favorite part of this chapter? Mine was the prophecy. Anyway, thanks guys soooooooo much for reading! Love ya my fluffy enchileadas! (But not as much as Eros loves Nico, if you get it)

Also, this chappie is dedicated to @Artemispheonix20 for her awesome picture of Annabell Chase. Seriously, thank you for your talents.

With Love, Pacific Green Sea Turtles, and Fluffy Pies,

~Chilea, daughter of Demeter and legacy of Apollo.❀ ☼