(Published December 25th, 2015)

(I decided to give you the gift of a double update. Happy holidays!)

Demigods React: Annabell Chase Edition (Chappie Two)

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Me: So welcome back to the reading of The Completely Cliche but Totes True Story of Annabell Chase!

Leo: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Grover: Why must you put us through this torture?

Me: Because I love you guys.

Frank: I hate you.

Me: WELP! STALL ALL YOU WANT BUT YOU'LL STILL READ IT!

Leo: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! *closes eyes*

Me: Oh, yes I can. *Holds Leo's eyelids open*

Leo: THE PAIN! MAKE IT STOP!

Me: Time to get started!

Annabell's POV

I walked over to the volleyball when a girl with long black hair and silver eyes bumped into me.

"Omgs, I'm like so sorry!" She helped me up. "Hi, I'm Luna Eclipse Diana Hunter Wolf Brown Table Arm Water bottle ChexMix™Moon. What's your name?"

Rachel: What the Hades is wrong with her name?

Grover: Mmm...ChexMix™...

Percy: Will you not think about food for five seconds?

Grover: Sorry, but food... *drools*

Annabeth: You look like Percy.

Grover and Percy: HEY!

"I'm Annabell Beth Katherine Louise Marie Ella Elizabeth Jacqueline Chase, and I'm a daughter of Athena." We started walking to lunch, even though we just had breakfast like five minutes ago.

Piper: Holy Hera, how are these girls NOT fat? THEY EAT FOOD EVERY FIVE SECONDS!

Grover: I wouldn't mind that, because food.... Yummy...

Percy: Grover. No.

"Cool, I'm a forbidden daughter of Artemis." Luna played with her silver charm bracelet.

Artemis: NO. NEVER. WHO'D EVEN BE THE--

Me: Probably Percy.

Artemis: WHAT?

Percy: WHAT?

Annabeth: WHAT?

Hunter: NO. NO SIBLINGS.

Artemis: Who--

Hunter: *sinks into shadows*

Me: *INTENSE FANGIRLING*

Grover: FOOD! Wait, I mean, WHAT? Lady Artemis would NEVER! And her with Percy... WHAT?

Thalia: Have I mentioned that I'm done with this story? Yes? Well, I'm still done.

"Omgs, that's like supes cool!" I hugged Luna, because we're tight like that. Then after that I skipped off and bumped into Percy.

Percy: NOOOOOO!!!

"Hey bae," I greeted as I kissed him on the cheek. Percy looked disgusted, I don't know why though, I'm like totes adorbs. Oh wait, I have to be insecure, um, I mean, I am soooooooooo ugly!

Percy: Yes chick, you uglier than Hephaestus himself.

Leo: HEY.

Nyssa: HEY.

Jake: HEY.

Entire Hephaestus Cabin: HEY.

Harley: YOU WANNA DIE, BRO?

Hephaestus: ;-; y u no likey Hephaesty????///??

Hera: HAHA SEE EVERYONE AGREES WITH ME BECAUSE I'M FAB.

Zeus: Do I need to hang you over Tartarus again?

Hera: ... Screw you.

"You see, I didn't want to go out with you, except the author is making me do it," Percy whispered into my ear, which felt sooooooooooooo good!

Percy: AUTHOR??? RICK, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE.

Rick Riordan: I swear it wasn't me this time!

Nico: ... This time?

Dipper Pines: Haha, I bet you Gruncle Ford is pulling a joke on you guys.

I shook my head, "Nuh uh, I am waaaaaaay better than Annabeth."

Annabeth: Erre es korakas!

Everyone: *le gasp* Annabeth! How could you use just an insult?

"Tsk, prove it."

Then I came up with an idea, "I'll beat her at sword fighting!"

Luke: Pffffftttt good luck with that, kid.

Hades: GET BACK TO DEATH, PEASANT.

"Yeah, the day you beat her with sword fighting is the day I'll REALLY be in love with you." Percy swaggered off, even though I don't know what swaggered means. I went to go put some armor on, but then I didn't because YOLOUYAEACR. Only flamazingly awesome people know what YOLOUYAEACR, which aren't any of you. Anyway, then I found Annabeth and twisted my chic owl ring that turned into a celestial silver dagger because I'm too swag for bronze.

Malcolm: No don't do it.

Then I jabbed her in the stomach.

Malcolm: Oh my gods. Chicks gettin' slayed, Anniebeth.

Annabeth: -_-

Athena: You go, Malcolm. That's my son, guys!

Malcolm: Bish no I ain't. You still disowned. Bye Felicia.

"Ha, I win, Percy's mine." I kicked her in the face then left the arena as she started throwing a tantrum.

Piper: HAHA ANNABETH THROWING A TANTRUM! YOU FUNNY, BRO!

Reyna: Seriously Pipes, this chick is killing me!

I kept walking around camp when a girl bumped into me. Wow, can't these people walk straight and NOT bump into me? GODS!

Clarisse: Well, maybe you're just a dumb bitc--

Hazel: *holds up soap*

Clarisse: HA! You're not actually going to--

Hazel: *shoves soap down Clarisse's throat*

"Oh hai, I'm Aquamarine Pacific Green Sea Turtle Jackson," The girl had long black hair that looked like the waves, sea green eyes, and blue dip-dye. She reminded me of someone, but I just can't put my finger on who.

Connor Stoll: Gods, can this chick be a bigger idiot?

Percy: STAHP. NO. NO MORE SIBLINGS. I'M DONE. IF YOU PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER TYSON, THEN YOU CAN'T BE MY SIBLING!

Tyson: Thanks, brother!

Poseidon: ... Who's this chick?

"Omg, you wanna be besties?" I held out my arm so we can link them together and skip off into the sunset.

Will: o.e wtf?

Hesperides: I refused to be skipped into by these idiots.

*Meanwhile*

Percy's POV

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL? I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL! SCHOOL IS EVIL! WHY MUST THE GODS TORCHER US!" I cried as Chiron told me that Me and the rest of the seven, Nico, Thaliers, Rachel, Katie, Miranda, the Stolls, Clarisse, Annabell, Arabell, Reyna, Luna, and this random chick named Aquamarine were going to Goode.

Thalia: Thaliers. Okay then. I'll just--

Percy: HAHAHAHA THALIERS LOL.

Grover: What's up, THALIERS?

Juniper: Why the long face, THALIERS?

Thalia: Just SHUT UP, okay?

Rachel: ... Wow, looks like we're not in Thalier's good graces.

Thaliers: fu-- Wait, WHO CHANGED MY NAME?

Luke: *snickers*

Apparently our quest was canceled, Kronos and Gaea wanted to wait until summer so they didn't interrupt with our grades. They were sooooo sweet!

Frank: WHAT?

Chiron: Impossible.

Annabeth: Kronos and Gaea do not simply "wait to rise because they care about our grades."

Percy: Uncle Rick, why couldn't they wait for us?

Rick Riordan: Because I'm the god of trolls, duh. Now eat your veggies.

Jason: What veg--

Grover: I HEARD VEGGIES! *jumps in and steals all the veggies.*

Anyway, Chiron told me to tell everyone to pack our bags and take them to Argus.

Chris: Hey look, Argus actually exists!

Argus: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::)

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After everyone packed their bags we went on the camp gus.

Butch: Camp gus?

Mitchell: Yes. Because you can totally board Augustus Waters.

Lacy: MITCHELL WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME? ;^; *cries*

I sat next to Annabeth because somehow we got back together and this random girl sat down next to me. She introduced herself, "Hai, my name is Aquamarine Pacific Green Sea Turtle Jackson, and I'm your long lost twin sister. How I know, idk, but the author told me to say this."

Percy: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Calypso: STOP FLIPPING MY NEW PICNIC TABLES! I LITERALLY JUST REPLACED THAT ONE TOO!

Leo: Don't worry Sunshine, I'll fix it!

Fix-It Felix Jr.: I heard fix it! I can fix it!

Nyssa: Who the Hades is this?

Hephaestus: Leo and Nyssa, meet your long lost brother... Fix-It Felix Jr.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Uh, sorry sir, but I have no idea who you are so... *pixilates to the Arcade World again*

Jake: Welp. That just happened.

*Meanwhile*

Arabell's POV

Soooooo, I was making out with Nico

Nico: NO.

Will: YEAH. WHAT HE SAID.

Lou Ellen and Cecil: *snickering*

Nico: What's so funny?

Lou Ellen: Oh nothing... *snickering more*

Nico: I SAID WHAT'S SO FUNNY? YOU BETTER TELL ME BEFORE I--

Cecil: Wow Nico, you definitely need some solace in your life.

Nico: I will freaking strangle you two.

Lou Ellen: You will, now?

Nico: t(°益°t)

Will: .-. i dunt geddit

when Percy came up to me and told me that we had to go to school. .o. wut? WE HAD TO GO TO SCHOOL? but... but... GFSKSJHFSNGSJSJTRJTDJHSAHGAGFAJFGSNFGSSJAGFGDNHD

Malcolm: Yes. You have to go to go to school. Get over it, bish.

Annabeth: SLAY MALCOLM, SLAY--

Malcolm: Get out of my face, irrelevant.

Annabeth: I have leadership over you, so you can spare me the newly discovered snarky attitude.

So I was making out with Nico again when the bus stopped in front of a mansion.

Nico: Hold up for a sec. Lemme throw up so I can dispose of this nasty Arabell taste from my mouth.

Reyna: But then your mouth will taste like puke.

Nico: Anything's better than Arabell.

It was golden and stuff. We got out of the bus and went inside. It was sooooooooo pretty, the living room was, like, really big, and the kitchen was clean, and there were windows. We went upstairs to our rooms. My room was-

Ella: Ella don't like rooms. Ella don't like this book. Ella thinks this book is a disgrace to all books.

Rachel: You said it, girlfriend.

Tyson: We can go read other books, Ella.

Ella: Ella likes Tyson's ideas. Ella likes Tyson.

Percy: You just got yourself a date, Tyson. You go, bro.

(A/N You guys are funny if you think I'm gonna go through the extra pain to describe EVERY SINGLE FREAKING BEDROOM IN THE WHOLE FREAKING MANSION. Nice try though... NOT. Now back to your regular scheduled programming.)

Annabeth: ... WHOEVER THIS IS, THANK YOU!

-And windows and stuff. The closet was empty except for one outfit, which was an electric blue sweater and skinny jeans. I think Aphrodite picked out my outfit or something.

Aphrodite: That's insulting! I'd never pick out an outfit that ugly!

I went into the elevator to check out the rest of the house.

1st Floor: Livingroom, kitchen, dining room, den, garage.

2nd Floor: Gurlz rooms.

3rd Floor: Boyz rooms.

4th Floor: Gym and weapon room.

Clarisse: I claim the fourth floor as my bedroom.

Kayla: But I wanna work out and--

Clarisse: Run off to your little boyfriend, punk before I rearrange your dental work. This is MY floor.

Kayla: ... Boyfriend...?

Me: *INTENSE FANGIRLING*

5th Floor: Party room.

Dakota: WOOHOO!!! POLLUX AND I WILL BE UP HERE!

Pollux: ... No.

Ivory: DON'T FORGET ME!!!!

Killian: AND ME. YOU CAN'T FORGET ME, I'M THE LIFE OF THE PARTY!

Pollux: Uh, who are you two?

Me: *INTENSE FANGIRLING*

6th Floor: The Land of Stories so we can shove any irrelevant characters into it.

Grover: Again, what is the Land of Stories?

Conner Bailey: Again, you don't want to know.

Alex Bailey: Too much stress for anyone in the Otherworld to worry about

After that I went into Nico's room and started making out with him. Again. But this time, more like a Monica and Isaac make out scene.

Nico: ... *throws up*

Will: DON'T WORRY DEATH BOY, I'VE GOT MEDICINE.

Nico: no, No, NO, WILL, I'M FINE--

Will: *shoves gum in Nico's mouth*

Nico: Ugh this taste like dirt.

Cecil: #ShipIt

Lou Ellen: Can I be the bridesmaid?

Cecil: I call best man!

Will: Haha, you two can't be bridesmaid and best man at your own wedding!

Cecil: O.o

Will: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lou Ellen: Yes, that'll happen when Nico decides to be the flower girl.

Nico: o.e

*Meanwhile*

Aquamarine's POV

School was today and I was supes scared! I grabbed my backpack and hopped into Percy's blue Ferrari with Annabeth.

Connor: Percy, you own a Ferrari?

Percy: No, I--

Travis: You remember that bet you lost to us?

Percy: Yes, and I promise to pay--

Connor: Why you spendin' it on Ferraris, huh?

Percy: NO, I DIDN'T--

Travis: [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] bish betta have my moneh

Jason was riding with Piper in Leo's red Ferrari, Hazel was riding with F̶r̶a̶n̶k̶ oops, I mean Reyna in her purple Ferrari,

Hazel: FRANK NO MY BABEH.

Frank: *puts hand on Hazel's shoulder* It's better this way.

Hazel: *wipes away a dramatic tear*

Drew: Ugh, stop acting so dramatic! It's just a terrible, fanfic, it's not like he's actually gone!

Malcolm: You're just jealous because you don't have a boyfriend.

Drew: NO I'M NOT.

Malcolm: You so are.

Drew: NO. I'M. NOT.

Malcolm: Yes, you are.

Drew: *glares at Malcolm*

Malcolm: *smirks at Drew*

Lacy: *DREWCOLM INTENSIFIES*

Piper: Aw, does Drew have a crush?

Drew: *ACTIVATE: RAGE MONSTER*

and Katie was riding with-

Cecil: I bet you it was Travis. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Travis: CECIL I SWEAR--

Cecil: You swear what? *cue smugness*

Travis: ヽ(｀Д')ﾉ

Connor: Don't worry Travis... We'll get him back later...

Cecil: *smugness* You have nothing against me--

Connor: Two words:

Travis: Lou

Connor: El--

Cecil: NO.

Spongebob Narrator: 2 hours of saying who's riding with who later...

Percy: HEY LOOK IT'S MY CHILDHOOD.

Jason: MINE TOO BRO. HIGH FIVE!

-In Nico's black Ferrari. Then we went to Goode.

Lou Ellen: Aw, Will, they cut out your name!

Will: .-. wut?

Cecil: Don't worry Will, we all know you hanging out with Nico alone in his Ferrari. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lou Ellen: Hush Cecil. *snickers* There are children here. Don't want to be making suggestive comments around the children.

Cecil: Okay Elle, just remind me not to go in Nico's Ferr--

Me: OKAY MOVING ON.

I went into the school to receive me schedule. The secretary handed me my schedule then spit in my face. I stared at this lady. AWKWARD TURTLE 'o,.

Leo: This lady is my spirit animal.

Clovis: *mumbles about Adele*

Leo: Wha--

Clovis: *wakes up* Hello.

Leo: Hi--

Clovis: It's me.

Austin: *jumps in* NO.

Clovis: Well, I'm gonna go dance with Adele now. Nighty-night! *falls asleep*

After that weird episode I went to my locker as studied my schedule.

Greek

Malcolm: What kind of school is this? 'Cause this sure as Hades ain't an American school.

Annabeth: Malcolm, American schools can Greek class.

Malcolm: Bish, was I talkin' to you?

Malcolm: No.

English

Algebra

Swimming

Art

World History

Marine Biology

Percy: WHAT? I WANNA GO TO THIS SCHOOL!

Sailing

Percy: THAT'S IT. SCREW AHS. I'M GOING TO THIS SCHOOL.

Rachel: Percy?

Percy: Yes?

Rachel: This "school" is supposed to be Goode.

Percy: ... *sings* Why the heck you lyin'? Why you always lyin'? Mmm, stop freaking lyin'.

Slamming my locker door shut, I went straight to Greek class. The teacher was person named Mr. Flobbenschnider, but he went by Sir Flobbensnchider.

Paul: I do not remember this teacher.

Percy: Don't worry, Paul. No one does.

Sir Flobbenschnider called roll, it turns out all of my demigod friends were in the same class as me! YAY! After he called roll, he started asking us random questions on Greek mythology.

"Who is the queen of the heavens?" He asked. Annabeth jumped up.

"Queen Hera, goddess marriage!"

Annabeth: More like goddess of bitc--

*cow poop falls from sky onto Annabeth's face*

Annabeth: щ（ﾟДﾟщ）WHY?

Hera: *cue Wicked Witch of the West cackling here*

Percy: Ha. Fitting.

Sir Flobbenschnider smiled with satisfaction. Then he went on asking random questions as the demigods answered them randomly.

"Okay class, we're going to have a project where you must do research on your favorite god/goddess, we will start this next period." Then the bell rang and I told everyone bai as I went to lunch.

Leo: PROJECT? ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL? WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL IS THIS?

Frank: A terrible school. That's what kind of school it is.

Maximum Ride: It's not as bad as The School.

Me: MAX GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE YOU ATTRACT JAMES--

James Patterson: I have been summoned. Were you talking about me? Of course you, I am just so fab.

Me: OUT. OUT OF MY BOOK YOU PIECE OF TRASH.

James Patterson: -.- r00d.

*Meanwhile*

Annabeth's POV

Annabeth: Di Immortales, kill me now.

Hera: Gladly.

Annabeth: No one asked for your presence.

I went to lunch when this weird boy bumped into me. He looked like he was really popular and stuff, so I did what was natural: I avoided him.

Annabeth: Hey, I'm not so bad!

Thaliers: Just wait Anna-- LUKE I SWEAR--

Lukey-Pukey: That's what you get for-- THALIA, CHANGE MY NAME BACK.

Connor and Travis: *snickering*

"Your lips look lonely, why don't they meet mine." The boy got really close to me, like, uncomfortably close.

Percy: BOY YOU GONNA DIE.

"And your face looks lonely, why don't you meet my fist?" I punched the boy in face then walked off. Then I ran into a girl.

Piper: Point Annabeth.

Annabeth: I'm amazing, aren't I?

Malcolm: Pffffffftttt.

Annabeth: No one asked you for your opinion.

Annabeth: Irrelevant.

Mitchell: OH DANG MALCOLM SHE GOT YOU GOOD. Or should I say, "Goode"--

Malcolm: No. No you shouldn't.

"Omg, you just punched Tanner!" The girl looked like a supermodel, her dad was probably a lawyer or something. "I'm Brittani, btw." The girl walked off, with her brown curls (Obviously a curling iron) bouncing on her back. Then I went to lunch, because we have no other classes during the day.

Leo: Nevermind I want to go to this school!

Jason: Well then let's go, bro!

*Meanwhile*

Brittani's POV

That blonde girl I bumped into seemed pretty nice and- OMG I JUST SAW THE SEXIEST BOY ON EARTH! He has black hair and hypnotic green orbs, I must marry him, and have babies with him, and-

Annabeth: Bish you better stop.

Oh no, I'm fangirling again.

Lacy: I do that too when I see Carter--

Carter Kane: *pops up* Huh?

Lacy: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Sadie Kane: Oh, hey Lacy.

Anyway, HE. MUST. BE. MINE. I walked closer to the boy, swaying my huge hips and pulling down the collar of my peach colored tank top, and making sure my white booty shorts were high enough. Then I tapped the boy on the shoulder.

"Hey sexy, I like trains," I flirted.

Mitchell: *snickers* What kind of pick-up line is that?

Drew: Obviously this chick needs lessons.

Malcolm: I wouldn't be talking, Single.

Drew: I can get any boy I want, whenever I want.

Malcolm: Wanna bet?

Lacy: *DIES FROM DREWCOLM FEELS*

Mitchell: She ships it.

Then I kissed him. It was like, totes awesome, but he, like, pushed me away, and it was, like, sad. I cried. I was depressed. I'm gonna go emo now.

Nico: Uh, what?

Percy: NOPE.

Annabeth: Okay chick. Time to die. (　-_･) ︻デ═一 ▸

*Meanwhile*

Annabell's POV

Leo: OH GODS NO NOT HEEEERRRRR!!!

School was sooooooooooooo boooooooring!

Percy: Uh, duh. That's why it's called school.

Athena: How dare you! School is amazing! I love school!

Percy: And that's why everyone hates it.

Apollo: Oh no he didn't girlfriend!

But I met this really cute guy named Ryler, and OMGS HE IS SO... UGH! CUTE! HOT! SEXY! HOT BOD! WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY! So he, like, asked me out, and I said yes, so we made out and stuff. It was really intense.

Leo: Oh, thank the gods it's not someone here.

Percy: I know, right?

Anyway, back to the actual story. Today during school this girl named Calypso just kinda popped up,

Leo: She just kind POPPED UP? NAH, I RISKED MY LIFE FOR THIS CHICK. SHE DIDN'T JUST POP UP--

Calypso: It's okay Leo, calm down.

like, what the Hades was this weird looking girl doing here? Then she went up to Leo and kissed him. MY LEO. SHE KISSED MY LEO. WHY? Then she said the gods set her free. GODS, SEND HER BACK. THAT IS MY LEO!

Calypso: UH, WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY? NO. THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN.

Leo: FIGHT HER.

Calypso: OH, I WILL.

Anyway, Calypso and I got into, like, a huge fight.

Calypso: You forgot to add, "and Calypso won. Then I died. The end."

Magnus Chase: I love ending stories like that!

Calypso: Omgs you too?

Magnus Chase: *le gasp* What is going on here?

Annabeth: Hi Magnus!

Then I fainted because the author doesn't know how to end this chapter.

Grover: THANK THE GODS IT'S OVER.

Chris: I was about ready to murder someone.

Clarisse: Looks like you're finally learning something from me.

Connor: That can't be a good thing.

Me: So, how was that?

Luke: I'd ask you to kill me if I wasn't already dead.

Ethan: Same.

Hades: GET BACK HERE BEFORE I TAKE AWAY YOUR DESSERT PRIVILEGES.

Ethan: But... but my lord...

Hades: NOW.

Me: Oh my gods I'm dying.

Hades: Join my domain, peasant.

Me: Pfffffftttt, nope *exaggerates the p*. Anyway, thoughts?

Tyson: *curled in ball* It wasn't real. It wasn't real.

Ella: Ella must wash brain. Ella must burn book. Ella hates this book. Ella reads with Tyson now.

Lou Ellen: I don't know, I found it kinda entertaining.

Cecil: I'm with Lou on this one.

Connor: You're always with Lou.

Nico: That's because you two weren't in this book.

Lou Ellen: Exactly.

Me: Well, that can be arranged.

Cecil: You wouldn't.

Me: Oh, but I would.

Percy: This sucks.

Me: That's the spirit, Percy!

Percy: Wha--

Me: Well, prepare yourself for more of these.

Leo: NOOOOOOOO PLEASE!!!!!!

Me: Well, on that lovely note, that's this edition of Demigods React! And as always, BYERSIEBYES!!!

((The characters Ivory and Hunter belong to Redvelvetrose1742 while Killian belongs to itsfangirlcat))