(Published April 27th, 2015)

(Again, art of Annabell Chase done by -ArtemisPhoenix-)

Demigods React: Annabell Chase Edition (Chappie One)

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Me: Hello everyone! 

Nico: What are we doing here, I was sleeping. 

Me: Of course you were. 

Nico: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 

Me: So welcome to our very first Demigods React: Annabell Chase edition! 

Percy: Why did you name this after my girlfriend? 

Annabeth: Because I'm awesome, Percy. 

Grover: Actually, I believe she said "Annabell", not "Annabeth".

Me: OMGS GROVER!

Grover: O.o

Frank: So why are we here? 

Me: Simple. Yow going to read something and react as you're reading. I want you to say all your thoughts out loud as you read. 

Hazel: Okay. 

Rachel: Seems easy enough.

Leo: LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

I woke up this morning to the sound of a soothing rainstorm. Ugh, why do I have the most annoying alarm clock! 

Percy: I want that alarm clock! 

Annabeth: You can wake up to a rainstorm anytime you want. Remember, your dad is god of the sea? 

Percy: .... I want that alarm clock! 

Annabeth: (-/_-) *Facepalm*

Me: Great! Give me more of those!

I throw my $6,000 alarm clock at the wall, and it broke, then fixed itself.

Leo: WHY THE HADES ARE YOU THROWING A $6,000 CLOCK AT THE WALL? 

Jason: WHAT ALARM CLOCK COST $6,000?

Leo: EXACTLY.

Then I went to my bathroom to do my hair.I brushed my long beach blonde silky hair over my shoulder and stared into my grey-blue orbs.

Frank: Orbs. Huh. So you're an alien now? 

Percy: More like a creepy porcelain doll. 

Hazel: So Annabell looks like a creepy doll? 

Grover: Haha... Annabell... Doll... That's funny. 

Percy: I don't get it. 

Grover: Because there's this movie about a creepy doll named Annabell and...

Percy: .-. *stares blankly*

Grover: ... And never mind.

Hazel: Why are you upside-down, Percy?

 Ugh, why am I so dam ugly?

Rachel: Oh, she's one of THOSE girls. 

Drew: Hun, you're right. If you ain't me then you ain't pretty.

I slipped into my extra-small hot pink mini dress, a bunch of 50 karat gold necklaces, and some white vans. I'm like the biggest tomboy at our school.

Rachel: TOMBOY?!

Piper: THAT'S IN INSULT TO OUR KIND! 

Clarisse: I wanna punch her face in!

Anyway, after putting on a lot of $500 Urban Decay makeup, I rush down my elevator and came down stairs.

Juniper: She rushed down the elevator—

Grover: —And came downstairs. Yep. That totally sounds legit. 

Juniper: Sarcasm noted.

"Hello daughter, care for a delicious breakfast? I took time and made it just for you instead of our chef." My dad pointed to a table full of pancakes, waffles, bacon, sausage, and more stuff I could name but I'm to lazy. I looked at the table and cried. We had no food, I bet the kids in Africa ate more than me.

Hazel: KIDS IN AFRICA ATE MORE THAN YO— you know what? I'm not even gonna go there. 

Carter Kane: I've been to Africa, and just no. 

Frank: WHO DA DI ANGELO ARE YOU? 

Carter: .... *disappears*

"I HATE YOU, WHY CAN'T WE BE RICH?" I ran out the door and hopped into my bright pink Lamborghini, slamming on the dashboard. After that I reached into my miniature purse and pulled out a 56' platinum screen TV and started watching Pretty Little Liars. Then I drove to school while I watched 2 seasons.

Annabeth: And she's not rich. 

Connor: Can we steal hey money? 

Travis: Bro, you're so stupid. 

Connor: What? 

Travis: You don't just ask if you can steal other people's money. 

Grover: Does anyone else notice that she was watching a whole two seasons of PLL while driving?

"Omg, hey Annabell Beth Katherine Louise Marie Ella Elizabeth Jacqueline Chase!" My best friend Arabell Ari Marabelle Alexandria Pillow Pet Enchilada Spaghetti Taco Gonzalez yelled across the school. Nobody ever noticed us, we were so unpopular.

Thalia: Oh gods, her name. 

Reyna: And I thought MY name was long. 

Rachel: Girl I'm with ya. 

Annabeth: Wait, did she say CHASE?!

"OMG HI GURLFRIEND!" I hopped out of my hot pink Lamborghini then jumped into my hot pink sparkly $20,000 golf cart. Oh my gods, my Dad can never afford anything cool! We're sooooooooo poor!

Nico: POOR? 

Leo: And here we are, with, like, no money. 

Tyson: Sparkles?

Percy: I know bro, like, where do you even buy pink sparkly golf carts?J

ason: Why do you wanna know? 

Percy: .... No reason...

I ran up to Arabell and gave her a hug, we hadn't seen each other in AGES! "Girl, that outfit is totes adorbs, I'm glad I came over to your house earlier this morning and helped you pick it out." Arabell held out her arm and we linked each other's arms, skipping to English while everyone took pictures of us and asked for autographs because we were sooooooooo ugly and unpopular.

Thalia: That's it, I'm done.

Leo: Take Thalia out of the oven because she's fine.

Thalia: WHAT? 

Leo: I MEANT DONE, I SWEAR! AUTO-CORRECT!

Thalia: You better hope it was autocorrect. 

Leo: *gulp*

"So class today I'm going to give back your test results and talk about the best grades!" Our english teacher, Mr. Dodds, passed back our tests. I looked at my grade and burst out crying. I couldn't believe it, my dad was gonna kill me. I got a 110, I am the stupidest person in da world!

"OMG, I GOT A 45!" Arabell jumped up and started screeching in excitement. Mr. Dodds smiled.

"Everyone, please congratulate Arabell for her amazing grade!" Everyone clapped and cheered except me, because I'm a totally flamazingly awesome BFFMJHFXXMGUCSNGF. I would tell you what that means, but you all aren't worthy of it.

Annabeth: A 45... On a test... Am I missing something here?

Malcolm: Maybe their tests are like golf, where they're trying to get a lower—

Annabeth: No. Just no.

Katie: What best friend doesn't cheer for their best friend?

Percy: Apparently a BFFMJHFXXMGUCSNGF. What does that even mean, anyway?

Grover: Why did a daughter of Athena fail in the first place, if 110 is a failing grade?

Suddenly Mr. Dodds turned into a weird monster type thing.

"OMGZ, THAT'S A FURY!" I cried as I reach for a dagger that I keep in my tiny Gucci purse. Arabell moved her hands, and lightning shot the fury.

Grover: WHAT?

Percy: NO!

Grover: THAT'S NOT FAIR!

Annabeth: I hate her.

Hermione: She stole my purse.

Grover: WHO THE HADES ARE YOU?

*Hermione Disapparates*

Percy: Wha—

Annabeth: Don't question it.

Suddenly this totally hot guy popped up in front of me.

"Hi, my name's Leo Valdez, and you be a half-blood, Imma take you to da camp." He took my hand and looked straight into my grey-blue orbs. 

"You be cute," I says. Then I fainted.

Leo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Annabeth: Your grammar... *shudders*

Frank: Again with the orbs.

Connor: Freaking CREEPY.

Apollo: Like Teletubbies! Those things are so creepy!

Later on that day we went to Camp Half-Blood. and I met Chiron, who was totes awesome, Mr. D, I want to kill him, and Leo asked me out. Then I made out with him, because he's freaking sexy!

Leo: WHAT?

Calypso: WHAT?

Leo: Well, I am pretty sexy.

Mr. D: Excuse me? You wanna say that again, Annabell?

Percy: Don't be surprised.

Mr. D: Dishes for a month, Peter.

Percy: Bu—

Mr. D: Two months.

Arabel pouted behind me. 

"How come you get a totes sexy boy and I get nobody?" She twirled her jet black hair around her finger. Even though she was Mexican, she looked white because gods forbid I have Mexicans or any other race in my life. Besides Leo, he's sexy. Then a boy bumped into her.

Leo: RACISM IN DA HOUSE!

Reyna: She needs to shut up!

Nico: Arabell's a whiny baby, she deserves nobody.

Odysseus: Do you really hate me that much?;-;

Nico: What? No, I mean—

Odysseus: That's okay, I see how it is. ؛-؛  

Hazel: Um, Odysseus, why are YOU upside-down?

"Move," he demanded as he pushed her. He was wearing all black and his black hair covered his face.

"OMG YOU'RE SO SEXY MARRY ME!" Arabell ran up to the boy and started making out with him because they're supes close and she has a long developed relationship with him. I think his name was Nico. Yeah, his name was Nico.

Nico: ... o.e

Odysseus: HAHA, KARMA'S A BITC—

Hazel: ODYSSEUS! DON'T MAKE ME BRING THE SOAP!

Odysseus: Yes mother...

Frank: What just happened?

Jason: I don't even know.

I started making out with Leo again, and I would describe what it felt like but the author of this cliche obviously never had their first kiss or read any romance books so they use boring words like "make out". Just use your imagination folks.

Leo: O.O..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Connor: But what if my imagination isn't age-appropriate?

Travis: EMBRACE IT CONNOR. EMBRACE IT!

Connor: I WILL, BROTHER! *Thinks about Blue's Clues*

Travis: What? NO! That's not what I— ugh!

Percy came up to me and poked me on the shoulder. "Omg you're so hot, do you wanna be my girlfriend?" Omg, Leo was sexy, but Percy was like... Sexier. I pushed Leo away and started making out with Percy. Leo saw Annabeth and started making out with her, so it was all good.

Percy: What.

Annabeth: The.

Leo: Hades? PERCY IS NOT SEXIER THAN THE SUPER-SIZED MCSHIZZLE!

Percy: Am too!

Leo: Are not!

Percy: Am too!

Leo: Are no—

Annabeth: SHUT UP!

Percy: Wait, ANNABETH, YOU WERE MAKING OUT WITH LEO?

Annabeth: Wha— EWWWWWWW!!!!!!

"WE MUST ISSUE A QUEST!" Chiron yelled from across the camp. 

Chiron: And... I come from nowhere.

I turned around and saw Rachel with glowing green eyes. She said,

Daughter of the Owl and Daughter of the Lightning shall find a boy

Daughter of the Owl will have to choose between a few boys,

Daughter of the Owl is the other Daughter of the Owl's full sister

Octavian is hot

Oh wait, sorry, that last part was Rachel. Anyway,

Rachel: WHAT? LIES.

Octavian: Oh, someone has a crush?

Rachel: Go back to Tartarus.

Leo: BURN!!!!!

Calypso will die, because Leo loves someone else.

Calypso: Excuse me?

Leo: NO! MY SUNSHINE!

Frank is irrelevant.

Hazel: NUH-UH, YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!

Frank: Don't worry Hazel, they can't hurt me from here.

I love Octavian.

RACHEL STOP THAT! I'M TRYING TO DO A PROPHECY HERE!

Sorry, he's just so freaking hot with his teddy bears and stuff...

SHUT UP!

Okay then, sheesh, love ya Octy!

Rachel: WHO WAS THE IDIOT WHO WROTE THIS?

Oracle of Delphi: Yeah, I would never choose an idiot like that!

Anyway, where was I-

Omg, Octavian and I are going out on a date tonight, he's taking me to-

OMG I GIVE UP! Go to Florida

Kill Gaea and Kronos

Make out a bunch of times

Never ruin your outfit

Leave.

Omg If I had kids with Octavian-

Rachel: That's it. I'm done. *leaves*

Lukey-Puky: Rachel, why do you want to— 

OKAY, WHO DID THIS TO MY NAME?

Thalia: *giggles*

Percy: Luke, aren't you dead?

Leo: And Thalia, aren't you done?

Then Rachel fainted. I looked over at Percy who looked soooooo freaking hot. Then an owl appeared over my head. 

Annabeth: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Malcolm: Athena, I disown you.

Athena: What? You can't disown me!

Malcolm: And why is that?

Athena: Because... um... I disowned you first! HA!

Malcolm: *walking away* Disowned!

"Annabell Beth Katherine Louise Marie Ella Elizabeth Jacqueline Chase, daughter of Athena!" Chiron called out as everyone cheered. Then a lightning bolt appeared over Arabell's head. "Arabell Ari Marabelle Alexandria Pillow Pet Enchilada Spaghetti Taco Gonzalez, daughter of Zeus." Everyone cheered again, and Arabell and Nico started making out. I went over to the Athena cabin, and went to sleep.

Nico: ... e.o

Grover: Wait, what?

Thalia: Zeus, why?

Jason: Why torture us like this?

*Meanwhile*

Malcolm: The grammar... *cringes*

Annabeth's POV

Annabeth ran into Olympus with tears streaming down her face. "MOM, I HATE ANNABELL, WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE MY ONLY WHOLE SISTER? SHE STOLE PERCY FROM ME! I LOVE PERCY! I MUST HAVE PERCY! I MUST BE ANNABETH JACKSON! MOM, KILL HER! MOM, WE MUST HAVE LITTLE PERCABETHS TOGETHER, MOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!"

Lacy: PERCABABIES YAY!

Annabeth: *blushes*Percy: 

So Annabeth, what's this about little Percabeths?

Leo: PREACH IT SISTA PREACH IT!

Athena growled in frustration, "SHUT UP! Gods, where is Magnus..." Annabeth started crying again and left. 

"I will kill that gurl," she said.

Malcolm: I disown you too, Annabeth.

Annabeth: Wait, wha—

Malcolm: Disowned and dismissed.

*Meanwhile* 

Apollo & Hermes POV

Grover: Wait, Apollo's AND Hermes point-of-view?

Tyson: At once?

Juniper: How is that even possible?

"Must. Beat. This. Last. Level. Of. Candy. Crush!" Apollo tapped his phone and tried to figure out the level before Hermes.

"No way bruh, Imma figure this out." Hermes started sweating from working too hard.

Apollo: Haha, I'm totally gonna win.

Hermes: ... *crashes Apollo's internet*

Apollo: Hey, I WAS PLAYING THAT!

Athena: You know Candy Crush doesn't require internet, right?

Apollo: Oh... WELL IMMA WIN THEN!

Hermes: .... *Steals Apollo's phone*

Apollo: FIRST MY COWS THEN MY PHONE? NUH-UH BROTHER, YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!

*Meanwhile*

Rachel's POV

Omg, Octavian is so hot!

Rachel: I hate you, author.

*Meanwhile*

Octavian's POV

TEDDYBEARS!

Octavian: TEDDYBEARS! 

Nico: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!

*Meanwhile*

Coach Hedge's POV

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coach Hedge: Hey look cupcakes, it's me!

Leo: Where've you been, Hedge?

Coach Hedge: HEY. THAT'S COACH HEDGE TO YOU.

Jason: Yes Gleeson.

Coach Hedge: WHAT DID I JUST SAY, CUPCAKE?

Piper: How 'bout we continue on with this abomination the author calls a story?

*Meanwhile*

Annabell's POV

I woke up again and pulled out my iPhone 9c and tweeted my 693437653535374637643ht4y465e3 followers. 

Thalia: o.e

Miranda: There isn't even that many people in the world!

Tyson: No technology allowed at camp.

Percy: Yeah, why the Hades does she have a phone?

Chris: The iPhone 9c doesn't even exist yet!

Leo: You guys don't understand how much I hate this chick.

Oh my gods, why does everyone hate me?

Leo: Because you're an oblivious bit—

Hazel: DO YOU WANT YOUR MOUTH WASHED OUT?

Leo: Well no bu—

Frank: She will bring out the soap. She did for Odysseus.

Odysseus: My mouth taste like Lever 2000.

I hopped out of bed, pulled a light pink sundress over my head, silver sandals, and aviators cuz I'm a total rebel. 

Drew: WHAT? SHE'S NOT WEARING THAT UGLY ORANGE SHIRT? NO FAIR!

Mr. D: I designed those shirts.

Drew: Well that explains a lot.

Mr. D: Dishes with Percy.

Drew: What? No—

Mr. Three months. Shut your trap before I put you on stable cleaning duty.

Then I went to breakfast. I sat down next to Arabell, grabbed a plate, and gave it my order."Yeah, can I have pancakes, waffles, bacon, sausage, french toast, scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, easy eggs, sunny side up, orange juice, fruit salad, fruit loops, cinnamon toast crunch, mochi, cotton candy grapes, cotton candy slushy, coconut cream pie milkshake, and extra strawberry flavored mochi along with red bean mochi and orange mochi." 

Pollux: Oh gods, thinking about all that food gives me a stomachache.

Mitchell: I'm one step ahead of you, my friend. *Throws up*

Will: DON'T WORRY MITCHELL! I'M COMING WITH MEDICINE!

Mitchell: No, NO WILL I'M FIN—

*Will throws Mitchell over his back and runs off to the infirmary.*

Mochi was, like, the best! The plate pooped out all the food and I started eating. Omg, I'm doing soooooo good on my diet! Dad would be sooooo proud of me! 

Lou Ellen: YOU CALL THAT A DIET?

Butch: I thought you hated your dad. Why are you worried about him being proud of you?

Clovis: Hey guys, *yawns* what'd I miss?

Grover: You don't wanna know.

After breakfast Arabell and I seperated, she went to the lake and I went to the volleyball court.

Nymph: NOOOOOOO, KEEP IT AWAY FROM HERE!

*Meanwhile*

Arabell's POV

I was walking along the beach when Reyna bumped into me."

Listen up pseudo-Mexican," she spat as she pushed me. "Nico is mine, ALL mine, so give him back!" I laughed, I'm not giving up Nico.

Nico: o.e wut?

Reyna: Ew!

Nico: Am I that bad?

Reyna: Yes.

Nico: Eh, you're not my type anyway.

Reyna: Not your— What's that supposed to mean?

"Nope," I said, popping the p. Reyna scowled.

"Give him back or else," Reyna threatened.

"Or else what? You're not even supposed to be here, Annabell said Leo is the only Mexican allowed." After I said that, Reyna disappeared, probably in the Land of Stories with Frank and Tyson and Grover. Then I fainted.

Leo: RACISM IN DA HOUSE! AGAIN!

Grover: What the Hades is the Land of Stories?

Conner: You'd rather not know.

Frank: Who are you?

*Conner disappears*

Tyson: So confused.

Juniper: We all are.

Me: So, what'd you think?

Nico: o.e

Leo: Horrible.

Malcolm: A disgrace to our kind.

Annabeth: I hate her.

Percy: She deserves to rot in Tartarus.

Me: Good. Because there's four more of these.

Jason: WHAT?

Grover: Please don't put me through this torture again!

Juniper: You're evil.

Me: Why, thank you! I sure do love lemons!

Thalia: That's not what she— ugh.

Me: Well, that's this edition of Demigods React! And the picture above is, again, drawn by @Artemispheonix20! I can't get over the perfect! And as always, BYERSIEBYES MY FLUFFY ENCHILEADAS!

Stay Perky,

With Love, Pacific Green Sea Turtles, and Fluffy Pies,

~Chilea, daughter of Demeter and legacy of Apollo.❀ ☼