(Published December 25th, 2015)

So Blair (AKA Some_Random_Demigod) came up with a BUNCH of HILARIOUS Moments and I couldn't let them go unnoticed, and since SHE doesn't want to write a moments book, then I thought she should at least get her five minutes of fame and post them over here. But you should check out her other works if you like this chapter.

Enjoy!

Blair Educates the Fandom on Bad Boy di Angelo, Puke, and the Art of Kidnapping

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~Jercy fics be like:

Jason: *singing* Let's Marvin Gaye and get it onn.

Percy: more like, let's both go gay and get it on.

Jason: bro.

Percy: bro.

Jason: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Percy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Piper: *awkwardly in the back*

Piper: sooo, uh, wanna make out Annabeth?

Annabeth: aight.

~PJO fans: Tyson? Who's Tyson? Lolol I don't remember a Tyson.

Tyson: *cries*

Look what you've done. You've hurt a cinnamon roll. The Hades is wrong with you. You disgust me.

~"Ravenette."

PERCY'S HAIR IS MADE OF RAVENS WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SO IS NICO'S MADE OF BATS THEN?

~Fanfics be like:

Omg, it's the camp bad boy, Nico di Angelo!!!!

Whole camp: *spEWS OUT SODA* *STARTS DYING ON THE SPOT*

~Will Solace in fics: NICO BBY I LOVE U

Nico: .-.

Will: NICOOOOOOOOOO

Nico: .-.

Will: *tackle hugs Nico*

Actual Will: idiot quit messing with your bandages and shut up.

~"Annabitch swung at me and i did a bunch of impossible tricks ooh wow so chool i know lol I then disarmed annabitch and laughed at her 'i am superior.' annabitch started crying and ran away"

HAHAHA No.

One does not disarm Annabeth Chase simply like that.

She will literally disarm you. As in, say buh bye to dis arm. She will cut your arm off before you could even raise it.

~"Luke stared down at Percy, blue orbs shining with desire, "I know you're like, six years younger and I'm like, in my twenties, but it's totally not pedophilia."

The ravenette nodded, his shiny green orbs filled with love—

*starts laughing so hard*

I CAN'T. I REALLY CAN'T

WHY IS LUKERCY/PUKE EVEN A THING?

~Girl: Nico is mine.

Girl: Percy is mine.

Girl: Leo is mine.

Girl: all of them are my possession.

Girl: THEY ALL BELONG TO MEEE

Girl: MINE.MINE.MINE

Leo: DO WE LOOK LIKE PIZZA TO YOU WOMAN?

~"Sea Prince"

So Percy's royalty now? Sweet.

~Fanfics:

Girl: NICO DI ANGELO

Nico:...

Girl: OMGG

Nico: do I know you...?

Girl: KISS ME

Nico: wait what

Girl: *launches self at Nico*

Nico: WTF NOOOO

Girl: *tackles him*

Nico: *screaming*

Coach Hedge on the sidelines: THREE, TWO, ONE!

Nico: THIS ISN'T WRESTLING GET HER OFF MEEEEEE

~Girl: I AM A GODDESS.

Percy: oh no.

Girl: I AM A CHILD OF POSEIDON.

Percy: hoe don't do it

Girl: I AM *BLAH SOMETHING TO DO WITH WATER* JACKSON, AND I'M HERE TO RUIN YOUR LIVES.

Percy: oh my gods.

Girl: PERCY HERE IS MY TWIN BRO—

Percy: *runs past screaming and flings self into Arctic Ocean* BYE FELICIA

~Percy: *sexy dude*

OC: *innocent prissy girl* .o.

Sexy god bad boy Percy: Strip, Bish

Actual Percy: um, hi, want some food, or...

~Hogwarts: yo we got no more teachers.

Hogwarts: aye, Percy. Get yo ass over here and teach teenagers.

Percy: but... I'm only seventeen.

Hogwarts: does it look like we care

Hogwarts: no

~Khaos kidnapping.

*Car full of teenagers pull up by Percy*

Khoas member: Get in loser, were going shopping.

Percy: bitch what if I don't want to.

Khaos member:

Khaos member: grab the dude.

Percy: *dragged into the car* I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT

Percy: I DECLARE THIS IS STUPID.

Khaos Member: AND I DECLARE YOU TALK WAY TO FUCKIN MUCH. *duct tapes his mouth and snaps fingers*

~Mortal: omg, that person is hot. imma ask them out.

Mortal: hi sexy. Wanna go out.

Person: lol, no.

Mortal: y I'm hot

Person's girlfriend/boyfriend: aye babe wassuppp

Mortal: who the fuck are you

Girlfriend/boyfriend: their lover

Mortal:

Mortal: fuck

~Every PJO fic: hey Percy time to die.

Percy: Motherfu—

~Me: *reading*

Fic: Nico stood over the battlefield. The sullen ravenette turned his head to face the other way. He could not stand this massacre—

Me: damn

~Me: *reading fic*

Fic: Jason suddenly stopped, grabbing Nico by the arm.

Me: .-.

Fic: "Jason, Wha—" Nico started, but froze when Jason came closer.

Me: o.e

Fic: Their noses were basically touching when Jason fixed Nico's jacket for him, patting the boy on the head.

Me: wait wha

Fic: they then kissed. and then banged.

Me: whoop, there it is.

(A/N) So yeah, something short for a gift while I'm working on the next chapter.

 So like I said, Blair wrote all of this in a comment chain, I just pasted it over here.

NO CREDIT TO ME.

Don't forget to check her out!

*cough* Like her book Raging Shadows *cough*

Anyway, see ya on the flip side.

BYERSIEBYES!!!

~Chilea